myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Thursday, March 3, 2005

My family is fucking nuts.
Well, my older sister and my nephew just left town yesterday. SAfe to say, if anyone is curious as to why I am so mean and uncaring, they need look no further than the people i come from. In their own way, two people have really helped my outlook on life in just seven days. That is sarcastic case you didn't notice.
Sister Sally- My older sister. I swear to God that she is bi polar. There can be no other explanation for it. At the goodbye dinner, she was sweet as pie for the most part, until I wondered aloud why mmyself and my nephew couldn't just wait out front. She starts screaming and ranting and raving about how I disrespect her and all other women. Remind you that this woman has been out of contact for five years. Nice. Just come down here and threaten a minor for wondering why we need to follow you around to the destination we all would have been at anyways. Well done.
Dad. On the flip side, you have our father. Dad kept me from crushing Sally, and Sally from slapping me. Dad is a little like Henry Kissinger without the low voice or the hideous face. Keeps the peace, and if all else fails, talks sense into the combatants afterwards. Kept me from killing at least two people over the week.
Now that is just the two that saw me most this past week. Now, I am related to some interesting people: raging alcoholics, heroine addicts, angsty punk NAZIs, bi polar women, and a whole shit load of criminals. I njust one year, we have had a cousin hijacking a car, a kid facing a severe identity crisis, a small civil war, a massive argument starting from too few chips at a get together, and some scary near death calls. And people wonder why I call the mpussies when they whine about their families.
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