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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

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Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Monday, March 21, 2005

The winner for the what the hell are you thinking award goes to...
Not many people think of all things. Those are supposed to be words of wisdom. Building on that, I decided to make a small list of people who I wonder what the fuck they were thinking, and make my guess on which one would be the winner in a fictional contest. I do not remember what possesed me to do this, but hell, it seemed like a great idea at the time. Here I go:
Alfred Nobel- created dynamite, but then got really mad when people used it to blow each other up. Next in line is the inventor of napalm. In reality, it was supposed to be food coloring.
The men who gave in to Ghandi's demands- Ok, so a leader is starving himself and getting thousands of others to do the same. Why bother stopping them? They starve to death, no more resistance fighters.
People who stay up for long periods of time- Really, what does this prove? That you are capable of going without sleep? Big deal. I hope it causes long term brain damage.
Daredevils- Do I even need to explain this one?
The Wachowski(?) Brothers- Matrix one was pretty good, not excellent, but good. So why ruin it with two sequels that no one not on acid can understand?
Hogzilla's killer- If I ever see a pig that big, I will run like hell in the other direction.
Well, that is all I can think of. And the winner is... know what, you people pick. I will tell mine later, I want to hear what you guys think.
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