myOtaku.com: Alasathor

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Gender
• Male
Location
• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
Member Since
• 2004-06-01
Occupation
• Ass whooper. Owner of all. Jerk, asshole, and prick.
Real Name
• John The Greatest Thing Ever

Personal

Achievements
• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
Anime Fan Since
• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
Favorite Anime
• What did I just tell you dumbass?
Goals
• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
Hobbies
• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
Talents
• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Own a gun? Must make you a right wing asshole.
Two things before I get to the point. One, by definition, I am a libertarian/ republican. I am right wing, but I am also left wing on alot of things (gay marriage, abortion, etc.). two, by definition, I can be considered a redneck. I drive a truck, enjoy fishing, and listen to Zeppelin and Skynard. I also wear black collared shirts and jeans, talk like a northerner, and think that waving a dixie flag around is like being a Red Sox fan, loving to lose. One other bit, I own a gun. A twenty two S&W pistol, http://www.gunblast.com/SW_317.htm . I live in the woods, so if there is ever an intruder, I can safetly know that I will be ok until the police arive. Also, there are quite a few bad creatures out here. One comes at me, I can at least slow it down enough to get away. Now the point of this little complaint is that, just because I own a gun does not mean I am a damn moron! See, two days ago, I invite this girl, her boyfreind, and one of his friends here for some video gaming and a movie marathon. The girl asked to use the bathroom. Not wanting to go through the hassle of leading her to the main bathroom, I just walked her from the TV room to my room, and my bathroom. She sees the gun sitting on my nightstand and freaks out. I mean she is going on about how people like me kill people, how guns are evil and what not, and how, since I own a gun, I am a loon. Look people, owning a gun can be dangerous if you are an asshole and do not know what you are doing. But, if you are careful, you will not have an accident. So, after asking my freinds to leave, I take the gun, put it far away where I can barely reach it, much less a child. For what you may ask? Don't want some kid sneaking into my room and shooting his freinds now would I?

On a sidenote, since mno one voted, the result for my contest is Nobel. Really, what a putz.
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