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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

Having a job is alot like a daily kick to the throat.
Well, again I find myself employed by an asshole. My old job at the comic book and anime store was hell, Circuit City before that was hell, and now, my latest job as a dive filmer is hell. I really never thought diving could be bad for me, but lately, sitting on that boat (the captain is alright, she has been sailing since she was six and knows the seas, and how to tell a joke,) listening to these assholes brag about how many times they have dove before getting into the water and showing me a complete lack of any kind of respect for the ocean. I am paid to film these people and put it on a disc so they can take it home and watch it with their freinds. Problem is, these people are idiots. They want videos of them goofing off. One teenage couple last week wanted me to film them having sex down there. Naturally, I said if they were taking off their clothes down there, I would take off their masks. The couple the day before them wanted me to film their exploration of a small cave. Fine and good, but if you want that, at least fucking SATY NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO I DON'T HAVE TO SWING THE FUCKING CAMERA AND LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE! I have decided to quit. My next job will be at Home Depot. Stay tuned for that conspiracy tomorrow.
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