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• Earth. Florida, the shittiest place since Utah. Punta Gorda. A town of rednecks and old people.
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• 2004-06-01
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• Succesfully pissed off a really devout nun, hinduist, and buddhist monk.
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• I am not a japanese cartoon fan.
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• What did I just tell you dumbass?
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• Be richer than you, figure out where my socks go while cleaning them.
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• Toungue sharpening, writing, making fun of angsty teens.
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• Arguing, insulting, am reasonably good fencer, amatuer boxer, and quality bullshit debunker.

myOtaku.com: Alasathor

Saturday, June 18, 2005

The Machiavelli Lifestyle, Part One.
Since I started this thing, it has mostly been me complaining about shit pissing me off, broken up by my occasional well loved poem about something pissing me off. This week, I am doing something different. I will be informing the public (all two of you reading this) about my lifestyle. Similar to the Hugh Heffner "Playboy Lifestyle" of the seventies, this is just some short essays and stories about how to live like Machiavelli would.

First, be happy. Happiness is very important to a Machiavellian, as it helps us come to terms with what we must do in life to suceed. It is what we are. We are winners, we are visionaries, and we are great, so cheer up you emo bastards!
Now we get to the nitty gritty, the tough stuff, the hardest part of being a Machiavellian. Stop thinking about other people! The sun revolves around YOU! You are the center of the universe, You are God, You are the sole person smart and sauvy enough to become a true leader. People must flock to you, not you flock to them. They must cater to you, not the other way around. So stop thinking of their needs and wants.
I am reminded of an instance of where my Machiavellian mind came in quite handy. About a year ao, I needed money. So what did I do? I begged, cheated, stole, and outright took every penny I could get my hands on. Did I give a rat's ass about the feelings of those I took from? Hell no!
Next, remember one very, very important thing. You are a shark by a school of fishes, with many bigger meaner sharks out there. They will eat you if you fuck around. You must eat more fish then them, become bigger than them, and eat them before thaey get you. By any means necessary.
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