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Monday, January 24, 2005


   Live!
Hey! This is Kamiya Kaoru on Kaoru Live! Today were interviewing a man of great mystery and hotne--errr, style--- Please give a big hand for Himura Kenshin, aka the Battosai!

*Kenshin walks in, smiles and runs to sit in his seat*
Kenshin: This is my seat, that it is! That it is! *smiles and sits down*

Kaoru: So, how did you come to be Himura the Battosai?

Kenshin: Well, when I was young and foolish, I killed many innocent people.

Kaoru: Wow, why did you do that? You seem like a very nice person!

Kenshin: Heh, well I got bord.. so I just killed people for fun.

Kaoru: O_O Uhm, okay-- So what is that sword for? *points to sword*

Kenshin: Well, this is my Non-Blade Sword! *pulls out sword* *no shing sound*

Kaoru: Hmm, so how did you kill people with that *cough* pathetic sword?

Kenshin: Well, I didnt. I just poke them on the neck and they die, like so--- Jump into the air *jumps really high and flies at random person in audience* *Wheee!* And, Poke! *poke*

????: Ahhhg *dies*

Kenshin: Hah, just like s-- *looks to see that person was Myojin Yahiko* O_O Heh, well, thats-- great *everyone staring*
*walks back to seat*

Kaoru: Help! Someone, anyone!
Ambulance, please! ..*cough* Well, back to everything.. So, then what is that sword for? It doesnt seem like it does anything cool..

Kenshin: Wait! *presses secret button on sword* *top opens* Wait for itt...

Kaoru: Uhm, is this legal? *POP*

Kenshin: Yayyy! A whole supply of rainbow Skittles!! Hahahaha! Taste the Rainbow suckers!! *gobbles up tons of raining Skittles (just like in commercials)* That they are, sweet! Yes, That they are!! *chomp*

Kaoru: *This is a waste of my time* Well, thats *chomp* O_O All the time we have left for todays show, next episode... Sanosuke confesses his love for cocaine and Brownies, and will Yahiko ever get up? HEYY! WHY HASNT ANYONE GOTTEN HIM YET? HES JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR!
*claps* Thanks and good-nigh *chomp* O_O KENNNSHIN!! *grabs and pulls off stage* Oroo? *CHOMP*

This was a first for interviews for mee... For you Kenshin fans, if I offened you, Im sorry--- But Im a Kenshin fan too, but I just couldnt help myself!! ^_^ Hehee, well bye! Oh!! Pic for the day!! :
WAKE UP YAHIKO!!! *kicks head* Haha XD

abWolf

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