myOtaku.com: Alchemilla

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Gender
• Female
Location
• MI
Member Since
• 2005-07-05
Occupation
• life
Real Name
• I don't have one. go away. O.O

Personal

Achievements
• I have achieved nothing. My life is meaningless. XD
Anime Fan Since
• 1999...I love it so much!
Favorite Anime
• Don't ask me that, you sinful whore!!! OKay...some of them are: Digimon, FMA, Wolf's Rain...Naruto, Loveless...oh there's so much!!! And do you really think I can spell all the names?!?! -_-'
Goals
• ummm, my goal is to not die today.
Hobbies
• Obssessing over anime and Manga (Cresent Moon!!!) and playing music so lond my ears bleed!^^
Talents
• Ummm, I guess I can do stuff....it's just so can everyone else!^^'

myOtaku.com: Alchemilla

Thursday, January 26, 2006

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10 Easy Steps to Take Over the World

1. Politely order Martians to build you a giant robot banana.
2. Tell the people of Earth that there is no one who can help them, because you returned the favor, and turned them into smoothies.
3. Eat all who resist. (I suggest Oregano. Rebels tend to be peppery on their own.)
4. Claim all cats for yourself.
5. Make it clear all coffee is for you. (Now that you have the world’s coffee, you can get out of the banana robot suit.)
6. Explain yourself. (This should help gain the affection of your future followers.)
7. Gather up your followers.
8. Feed all the world’s idiots to the Martians.
9. Ration out coffee to your faithful.
10. Don’t forget, YOU RULE THE WORLD!!!
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