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Friday, February 24, 2006
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I thought of this last night and put it down on cyber papper today...!
BOOK?
Miss Rin: Sir.
Mrs. M.: Yes?
Miss Rin: Who is that man?
Mrs. M.: What man?
Miss Rin: THAT man, the one that always stands in the corners of rooms.
Mrs. M.: Oh him! He’s the narrator.
Miss Rin: The ‘narrator,’ sir?
Mrs. M.: Yes.
Miss Rin: Are we in a book, sir?
Mrs. M.: Yes.
Miss Rin: Well, what’s the book about?
Mrs. M. Secretaries.
Miss Rin: Secretaries…sir?
Mrs. M.: Yes.
Miss Rin: Wh---who’s writing the book, sir?
Mrs. M.: Not sure.
Miss Rin: So you don’t know, sir?
Mrs. M.: No.
Miss Rin: Oh, I see…
Mrs. M.: WAIT! I’m writing the book!
Miss Rin: You…sir?
Mrs. M.: Yes.
Miss Rin: But I thought you didn’t know who was writing the book.
Mrs. M.: Good point! I’m not writing book…are you?
Miss Rin: No, sir.
Mrs. M.: Well then who is!?
Miss Rin: I don’t know, sir…maybe the narrator knows…
Mrs. M.: No…he can’t talk to us.
Miss Rin: Why not?
Mrs. M.: We’re characters in the book.
Miss Rin: So I’m not real!?
Mrs. M.: No.
Miss Rin: I’m fictional!?!
Mrs. M.: Yes.
Miss Rin: Are you?
Mrs. M.: Not sure.
Miss Rin: Yes! You are! You have to be!
Mrs. M.: And why’s that?
Miss Rin: Well, you’re poorly written, and you’re lacking character…not to mention your vocabulary and speech pattern is stressfully undeveloped and---
Mrs. M.: Ok! That’s enough!
Miss Rin: Sorry, sir.
Mrs. M.: So, do you write or something?
Miss Rin: No…but I read, sir.
Mrs. M.: Oh.
Miss Rin: Do you know the plot, sir?
Mrs. M.: No.
Miss Rin: I wonder what category this book falls under…?
Mrs. M.: Not sure.
Miss Rin: There you go again!
Mrs. M.: With what?
Miss Rin: Your vocabulary or lack there of…can’t you at lest say ‘I’m not sure”?
Mrs. M.: I can’t help it if the author can’t design a well rounded character!
Miss Rin: Well, all right...
Mrs. M.: You know all you ever do is ask questions and call me ‘sir’!
Miss Rin: …I guess you’re right.
Mrs. M.: I am.
Miss Rin: Well if all I ever do is ask questions and if you’re so right then answer this…
Mrs. M.: What?
Miss Rin: Why would anyone write about this?
Mrs. M.: Not sure
Miss Rin: And where are the secretaries…?
Mrs. M.: Not sure.
Miss Rin: Nor am I.
Mrs. M.: Hey, what happens when the book ends?
Narrator: THE END.
so what did you think? I know it's a little odd...but then again it came from MY head...^^
Alchemilla blue
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