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• I have achieved nothing. My life is meaningless. XD
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• 1999...I love it so much!
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• Don't ask me that, you sinful whore!!! OKay...some of them are: Digimon, FMA, Wolf's Rain...Naruto, Loveless...oh there's so much!!! And do you really think I can spell all the names?!?! -_-'
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• ummm, my goal is to not die today.
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• Obssessing over anime and Manga (Cresent Moon!!!) and playing music so lond my ears bleed!^^
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Friday, April 21, 2006
Hey y'all!
I'm really sorry...but I really don't know what you all were trying to ask me! Soooorry! Sorry Mooom...!(Lol, I did that for wind alchemist...even thoug she's never on!>:|)
Ok, so my mom tells me I have a busy day...but done of the stuff we're doing today is some thing for me to do, I geuss I'm tagging along!^^
OMG! Today in my math book this was one of my problem:
Mrs. Gordon plans to prpare a vegetable-apple salad. The recipe calls for 2 apples and serves 8 people. Mrs. Gordon is serving 4 people. How many apples should she use?
I was like: "OMG!WTF! Do they think I'm 6!!!"
Ok heres some stuff...I may have posted this stuff befor, but that was like when no one came to my site!^^
“ I broke the egg…”
“What?”
“ I broke the egg…”
“Huh!?”
“I broke the egg…”
“Why?”
“I dropped the egg…”
“ok…why?”
“It is not my fault!”
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This has been Fooly Cooly in an egg-shell…with Alchemilla Blue…Blue out!
What happens when you have one to many…coffees.
“are you ok?”
“Aaaaaaa!!!”
“Wow! Wow! Calm down!”
“WHAT THE WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!”
“What? You just looked unwell, that’s all!”
“Aaaaaaa!!!”
“Do you like need meditation or something, because if you do I think you forgot to take them.”
“I DAMN YOU TO BE ETERNALLY SHIT ON IN HELL!!!!!!!!!”
“oh…ok…bye…”
THE END
The things that come from my mind…
That’s me… I’m climbing down a latter to the bottom of a ravine…
The ravine is a bottomless pit of doom…I’m climbing to the bottom of this pit…I’m doom to climb for ever…
See, I’ve got the doom, the pit and the bottom…plus some climbing…I must have been awful in my last life…
Well, see you when I reach the bottom!
The End
I don't think I've ever put this one up!
Take Over the World in 10 Easy Steps
1. Politely order Martians to build you a giant robot banana.
2. Tell the people of Earth that there is no one who can help them, because you returned the favor, and turned them into smoothies.
3. Eat all who resist. (I suggest Oregano. Rebels tend to be peppery on their own.)
4. Claim all cats for yourself.
5. Make it clear all coffee is for you. (Now that you have the world’s coffee, you can get out of the banana robot suit.)
6. Explain yourself. (This should help gain the affection of your future followers.)
7. Gather up your followers.
8. Feed all the world’s idiots to the Martians.
9. Ration out coffee to your faithful.
10. Don’t forget, YOU RULE THE WORLD!!!
Ok, so peales tell me what you think!^^ And, yes, I know I'm a freak with no life!^^ But I like it that way!*is crazy!*
Oh! And one more thing...DO YOU ALL HATE ME!!! *SOBS!* The other day only 2 people talk to me! And yesterday only 4 of you! J/K I'll be all right!^^ Just say a lot of stuff today!^^
Alchemilla Blue
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