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Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Tee hee.
Sorry I'm posting so late!^^ My mom is waitting for a call...she still hasn't gotten it...but she said I could go on!^^ I was going to go on this morning, but a friend celled...she didn't sleep again last night...she does that a lot...she called at like...10ish...if she had slept then she would have still been asleep ^_^' She sleeps till like 5:00 pm...yeah...
Ok so heres that other fic...I hope you've all seen the last epi of Fullmetal...! Here it is:
Alcohol
Envy was walking down the street just minding his own idiotic business when he saw him…there he was…Edward Elric, his half brother…Great. Envy looked franticly around, Prefect, no place to hide.
Shimming light, starting at his toes, spread over his body leaving an entirety different form in its wake. This form was even more despicable then the first.
In his hurry Envy had forgotten to change his clothes! A huge bear belly spilled over the top his…skort…It could only be guessed how many chins he had…4...5...10!!!They were hidden by a big bushy beard, that blended perfectly in with his hair… which was a mass of gray/blond ringlets, although very hairy his limbs were thin and rather bony (I saw a man like this in a city near my home, he even had a bell-peeker on…very disturbing…).
Envy darted in to the nearest pub he could finned. Once inside, he sat down. The clumsy ox had twisted his ankle, so fighting was out of question.
All of a sudden Ed walked in, Envy felt completely helpless. He began to attempt to fit in.
He walked over to the bar and odder one LARGE bear…it found that it liked it!
“MORE!!!”
…he became quite drunk…
“Yep, and THEN he aba…aband…he left *hic-up* me……………….and like a BUNCH…bunch of year laterrrrrr… 400 YEARS…(he said this brandishing 5 fingers at his captive and highly intoxicated audience…) Iiiiiiiii FOUND my bro! YEP!…yep…him is over there…the little one…with the big talking can *hic-up* he’s MY brother to…”
Later (after throwing-up his guts…) Envy decided to go back to that “Adorable form” ;)
…nothing…still nothing…still nothing happed…
“HELP ME MOMMY…wait…I’m asking Donta to help someone besides herself…I’m even more messed-up than the author thought…”
Then he ran, twisted ankle or not, he ran to Pried…
“what the…wh…who are you?”
“It’s me Envy!”
“OH! The little homunculus girl!
“WHAT I’M NOT A GIRL!!!!”
“well, no not rite now…ok Hun, what’s wrong?”
“I CAN’T UNTRANSFORMED!!!”
“Did you drank bear or any other alcoholic beverage in a form not own?”
“yes.”
“Then your stock like that for ever…good night!”
“YOU MEAN I’M STOCK LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!”
“Yep, I’m sure eternity isn’t that long!”
“grate, I’m going to be a fat man and a drinking problem and a bad hang-over for the rest for my life…I had to be immortal…I’m going back to bar…”
The end
#1 What did you think? I know it's not my best.^^' but...
Ok---bye-bye!^^
Alchemilla Blue
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