Friday, March 31, 2006

Well, Well..

Yeah, today's main event was the return of me at Crew practice! Yes, bitches, I'm the main event. Chis, Nick (Not the one who likes me), and Amanda seemed to missed me, seeing as I got glomped the moment I got on the bus! Yeah, I even mangaed to get Chis to join in a group hug! ^-^ (Even though those idiots did it wrong.. How can you group hug wrong? I mean, really.) Oh, and Chris and Nick let me play with their hair. (I have a thing for guys hair.) Yes, they have very, very sexy hair. (Chris has brown, curly hair. Nick has dark brown emo-cut hair.) And Nick seemed to enjoy the attention, which is sorta' a plus, 'coz me and Nick are sorta' the weird ones, and we don't get much 'atention' which is really fine with us. But he liked it, even though he won't admit it. He's such a dork, but a cool dork, y'know?

Well, anyway, it was a lotta' fun. Many stragne conversations. And I mean many weird conversations. Like 'Are you hitting on me?!' and 'No, this would be hitting on you!' Kinda' things. And singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", losing count, and then, to the tunes of "The Wheels on the Bus" song, a strange song about farm animals, a farmer, a pervert, and Chris on a bus. Yep, Pepper + Nick + Sheer Stupidity = Stupid, Random, Pointless Songs.

And, but of course, what is a day without randomly pimping all your friends at practice? I know I'm not one bit gangster, and neither were the rest of us, but that's what made it funny! A bunch of punks pimping eachother? It was great! Ha, yeah I started it by flicking up my collar, and pimping all of my friends. They started pimping everyone. I got Amamnda to be my 'Pimp Partner' and I got Chris, Nick, and Jeff to be my bitches! Yeah, it was funny as hell.

Yeah, and Nick (the one that likes me) is such a sweetheart! Yep, I forgot my jacket, so he let me borrow his. Small, but cute in its own little way. Ha, I won't even mention the movie in Biology class called "A Teen Dream". Whoa, let's just say is was really wrong. It went from a dude getting open heart surgery to a dude gettin' a boner off of some chick in chior. (A prep, no less.) It was funny, though! XD

Ja ne!

.:Pepper

THIRSTY!!
Pepepr: "I'm thirsty.."
Zacky: "Did anyone bring water?"
Adalia: "No. We're stupid!"
Pepper: "Oh, there's Chis, Nick, and Amanda! let's ask them!"
Zacky: "They didn't have water last time, why bother asking again?"
Pepper: "CHRIS! NICK! AMANDA! HEY! GOT ANY WATER?!"
Adalia: "Idiot."
Zacky: "Yep."
Steven: "Um.. They don't, Pepper."
Chris: "Pepper, c'mere."
Pepepr: "Me?"
Chris: "Yes, you! Just hurry."
Pepper: "Okay."
Zacky: "What about me and Adalia?"
Chris: "Do we?"
Nick: "Um.. Okay?"
Amanada: "Yeah."
Chris: "Oh, allright, then."
Pepper: "What is it?"
Chris: "Well, we found a sink, and it has fresh, cold water."
Pepper: "Holy crap, are you serious?!"
Chris: "Yeah."
Zacky: "Lead the way!"
Steven: "Wait-what's going on?"
Chris: "Tell him, too?!"
Nick: "Um.. Nah."
Adalia: "Okay, let's just go!"
Pepper: "We're upsatirs, so where is it?"
Chris: "In here."
Pepper: "IT WORKS! FRESH FUCKIN' WATER!!"
Nick: "Yep."
Pepper: "And a.. Urinal?"
Amanda: "Uh.. Yeah, a urinal. Weird."
Zacky: "Must be a unisex bathroom."
Adalia: "Pepepr! What're you doing?!"
Pepper: "Flushing it! I always wanted to."
Chris: "Haha! Wow, Pep.."
Jeff: "Hey everybody, what's goin' on?"
Pepper: "WAUGH! Get outta' here lil' man!"
Jeff: "But I have to pee."
Pepper: "He has seen the sink! Forsaken!"
Chris: "But he doesn't know what it's for."
Nick: "UNCLEAN!! BE GONE VILE DEMON!!"
Jeff: "Waugh!"
Amanda: "So you kick the kid out?"
Zacky: "Seems it."
Adalia: "Pretty much."
Pepper: "I hafta' pee."
Zacky: "Good luck."
Chris: "Damn, those stall are only like 5 feet tall!"
Nick: "I know. I wonder.. Hey, Pep! Can you see us?"
Pepper: "Hey! I zipping up my pants, and waving to you guys! Hi everyone!"
Chris: "Um.. Hi..?"
Nick: "HI, PEP!"
Zacky: "Hey."
Amanda: "Hello."
Adalia: "Eh."
Pepper: "I feel better!"
Amanda: "Are you buckling your belt in front of us..?"
Pepper: "Yes!"
Nick: "Cool! But, why?"
Pepper: "'Coz I'm good like that."
Chris: "A rebel!"
Pepper: "You know it!"
Jeff: "Can I pee now?"
Pepepr: "Back again are we?!"
Zacky: "He never learns.."
Jeff: "Pep, your bra straps down. Here, I'll fix it."
Adalia: "Is he touching your bra strap?!"
Pepper: "I guess. Hey, I can't even tighten it."
Chris: "It's pink."
Nick: "Is it frilly, too?!"
Pepper: "Yep! And it's J-Lo. Yep, and I have her jeans. Since I like my jeans loose, I thought 'Hey, if I buy these jeans, they'll be loss around the butt and thighs, but fit around the waist!' Since J-Lo has a huge ass, and all."
Zacky: "Oddly logical."
Pepper: "Isn't it?"
Jeff: "Can I pee now?"
Pepper: "No! Never!"
Jeff: "But.."
Adalia: "Wait. Is your bra see through, Pep? I have one of hers on, and mine is."
Pepper: "Lemme' check.. Nope!"
Chris: "Aw, c'mon!"
Amanda: "You know you like it!"
Nick: "Um.. nope.. it isn't."
Pepper: "Hey! It's not like I'm like disfigured or anything! 32-C and proud!"
Zacky: "Wow.."
Amanda: "Too much information."
Adalia: "I'm bigger!"
Chris: "Okay I'm outta' here. It was funny in the beginning, but now.."
Nick: "You're getting an erection?!"
Zacky: "Boner."
Amanda: "Massive boner."
Chris: "No!"
Pepper: "Nope. He doesn't. But what's up with the gnagster jeans down to your ass?"
Chris: "They're comfortable!"
Pepper: "Like my momma's ass."
Zacky: "Word."
Nick: "Sentence."
Amanda: "Um.. N-no.."
Chris: "Yes. Sentence."
Pepper: "You've just been pimped Chris!"
Chris: "How dare you pop my collar!"
Nick: "Pimp me!"
Pepper: "You've just been pimped!"
Jeff: "Have you all forgotten about me?!"
Zacky: "No?"
Amanda: "Pretty much."
Pepepr: "There, Jeff. You've just been pimped!"
Jeff: "No what I meant!"
Pepepr: "I'll let you be my special bitch."
Jeff: "Um.. Okay."
Chris: "Hey!"
Nick: "Fine. Be that way!"
Adalia: "Okay then.."
Zacky: "Jealously."
Amanda: "Yeah."
Pepper: "CHEEYEAH!!"
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