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Tuesday, March 21, 2006


Pepper Says...
I gave Nick his present today. Yes, the Runes. They work, too! When we used them durning Biology class, he had a problem with 'Partnershi[' and could solve it with 'Movement' and we all know what the meant. He started blushing, and, of course, I had to act stupid. Anyway, today was cool. Stayed after school with Mr. Farris to get my extra labs done. That's all, really.


Ja ne!!

.:Pepper


DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDER 13, PEASE. WELL, YOU CAN, BUT I WANRED YOU!! XD
Pepper: "Hey! Mr. Farris, this paper says 'sex' on it!"
Mr. Farris: "Well, if you read the next word, it's 'sex chromosomes.' That's what the lab is on."
Pepper: "Biology is about sex?"
Mr. Farris: "At a high school grade level, yes. It has sex chromosones in it."
Pepper: "Does normal science have sex in it?"
Mr. Farris: "No, that'd be illegal."
Pepper: "But I'm the same age."
Mr. Farris: "But mentally, you're older."
Pepper:"ADHD makes me older?"
Mr. Farris: "No, no, Pep. I mean your intelligence."
Pepper: "Oh, like my IQ."
Mr. Farris: "Exactly."
Pepper: "But the word 'sex' is dirty."
Mr. Farris: "Stop kidding around! Haha, you know at your age, that's all boys ever think about."
Pepper: "Sex?"
Mr. Farris: "Yes, they're all perverts."
Pepper: "You're all pervs?"
Nick: "No!"
Clifford: "Yes.. wanna' come over after school?"
Pepper: "No."
Clifford: "What, not a virgin, and you wanna' hide it?"
Pepper: "I'm a virgin."
Clifford: "When do you plan to lose it?"
Pepepr "Why?"
Clifford: "I wanna' help."
Pepper: "HENTAI!"
Clifford: "OW!"
Mr. Farris: "You earned that."
Nick: "Yes, you did."
Clifford: "Did not.."
Pepepr: "Anyway, Mr. Farris. Sex is dirty! I wont talk about sex, or write about sex, or even say the word 'sex' until I'm old enough!"
Mr. Farris: "Haha, funny. Well, what do you plan to do about the lab, then?"
Pepper: "Can we call them 'fuck chromosones' instead?"
Mr. Farris: "If it was up to me, yes, you could. But the State won't allow it."
Pepper: "Shit.. BUT WHAT AN AWESOME TEACHER! Remember everyone: Saying 'sex' is wrong."
Nick: "The irony."
Pepper: "The point."
Clifford: "The pain."


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Monday, March 20, 2006


Yeah, Still Sick
Pepper Says...
Well, I had an awesome time yesterday. I hung out with Cherie and Amanda. Cherie and I eventually got the band together and played down at the river. We had Amamnda hold out a hat, and we made over $300! Yeah, so we all got about $75. Then, I hung out with Daniel, who dropped by the river on his boat. Yep it was cool.

Anyway, Nick's birthday is tomorrow. He invited me to his party, but I totally forgot about it! >.< Oopsy. So it sorta' sucked having to see him today in school, but he understood. Yeah, I have a horrible memory for everything but drum tabs. I'm gunna' give him his present tomorrow. He'd better appreciate, it because it cost a lot. (I got him a set of very nice glass runes.)

Well, that's all. Had to miss practice today on account of my cold. Boy, this sucks. Can't wait to hang with Chris and Amamda at practice tomorrow! (I'm going no matter what.)

That's all. Ja ne!!

.:Pepper

YEAH! XD
Pepper: "Move it."
Chris: "Good morning to you, too, Pep!"


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Saturday, March 18, 2006


Eh
Pepper Says...
Today I feel pretty.. blah. Going out shopping later. (I hate shopping) But at least it'll get me outta' this boring house. Cherie's bsuy, so maybe I'll bother Daniel about hanging out later. *Yawns* That's it. Ja ne!

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Friday, March 17, 2006


   I Feel Like CRAP!!
Pepper Says...
Yeah, I'm sick today, courtesy of Nick. That little bastard gave me his cold. How un-fucking-fair! Oh, and Happy Saint Patrick's Day, all. Well, all who care, at least. Personally, I don't but that's just me. Well, I feel really crappy, so that's all I'm gunna' go. Ja ne..

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Thursday, March 16, 2006


Gawd..
Pepper Says...
Today was short, but boring as hell! Crew practice was only 30 minutes long, and all we did was run two laps. Other then that, we all just fooled around. Only me, Amanda, Bernice, Chris, Nick (Not that Nick, a different one.), Steven, annd Gabrielle. Yeah, that's all.


NOW YOU KNOW..
Amanda: "Chris we found you!"
Bernice: "Yeah, where were you?"
Chris: "Um.. here. You sorta' found me."
Pepper: "Wow."
Nick: "Not too smart, there."
Chris: "Ow! Amanda! Bernice! Why are you two hitting me?!"
Pepper: "That's girl talk for 'We were worried about you.' but when they're older it'll mean they wanna' get in your pants?"
Chris: "Wow, you are now officially my best friend!"
Nick: "Lucky little.."
Pepper: "Yay!!"


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Wednesday, March 15, 2006


   I'm Now Officially Tired
Pepper Says...
Crew practice today was a bitch! There were 20 teams. On each team there was one high school boy, one high school girl, and one middle schooler. The high school boy rowed 5 minutes, the high school girl then rowed 4 minutes, and finally the middle schooler rowed 3 minutes, and we did that pattern 5 times, nonstop! But not even that, once you finished your time, the high school boy would run 3 laps, the high school girl would run 2 laps, and the middle schooler would run 1 lap. Doesnb't sound too bad, right? Well, it's really bad when the high school girl on your teams vomits so you and the boy have to take over her remaining 3 times left and split it! Not just that, the boy was sort of a hard-ass. "Keep that time under 2 minutes!". Jesus of Subrbia, I mean come on! I get tired!! But he helped by doing that so I thanked him at the end for pushing me. (I sorta' yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" at him on my 4th time rowing, but he just laughed.) Our team came in third. Adam (The boy) isn't so bad actually. And I heard him telling the others about how good I was. Yay, I'm good! (And better then that other girl who vomited. I mean, she wasn't even doing that great, and she still puked!)

Also, I'm mad at Steven. I bent down and he stared ar my ass! How do I know? When I got up, he said "Nice ass." Yep, straight-up 'nice ass'. Therefore I made him apologize about 1,000 times (not kidding) and I still didn't accept. When heasked why not, I told him I hated pervs and he shouldn't have been looking. Besides, I was in a bad mood. Then he told me he was sorry that he was losing me as a friend. So I told him "I don't need friends to live. Only the weak do." I think he's sad. Ha, wait I know he's sad. Oh, well, it's what he gets!

Well, that's about it. Oh, and I think Angie's starting to catch on about Nick. I hope not!! >.<


ATHISM!!
Pepper: "Daddy, change the channel to the Tivo List! I wanna' watch Green Day."
Father: "No, I don't want to watch that right now. Later."
Pepper: "Please?"
Father: "No."
Pepper: "This is God speaking. Steven, change the channel."
Father: "Pepper.."
Pepper: "Turn on Green Day. The Allmighty commands it!"
Father: "I'm an athiest."
Pepper: "I will send you a sign then, for I'm God, and God can do anything." *Throws Cheese Doodle*
Father: "Hey! You threw a Cheese Doodle at me!"
Pepper: "No, that was God. God did it."
Father: "You're an athiest, too."
Pepper: "Oh, yeah. THE VOICES! THEY LIE!!"
Father: "Damn those lying bastards."


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Tuesday, March 14, 2006


   Not Sure What to Make of This... ^^;;
Pepper Says...
I read about Bird Flu with Nick today for our project. Well, it turns out that in about three months everything will be shut down because America will be fully infected! Yep, and you have a 59% chance of survival. That's not very high, mind you. I made a list of the things I plan to do before I die, whether it be in three months or not. Call them wrong or messed up if you will, but I don't mind.


• Trash the mall
• Get really drunk
• Go streaking around town
• Have sex (Preferrably a guy with eyeliner)

Yes, that's my list of things to do before I die! xD I plan to do every one of them. Maybe not soon, but they'll all get done, because I'm very.. odd. Yes, peple call me insane, but so what?! I'm cool.




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Monday, March 13, 2006


Well Ain't This Dandy?
Pepper Says...
I learned today that even the seventh graders know about Nick liking me. Is it really that obvious? Am I really so stupid that I didn't see it? Probably, but that's besides the point. Also, I guess the punk and goth boys at the high school have taken a liking to me. After I ran away from Mike on Friday Cherie and I stayed at the high school for a bit, to keep a low profile. Then on Sunday, I was hanging out at her house, and she got a few calls from the a few of the boys from the highschool telling her how cool I was and asking her what my type was. Strange, yet nice. (They were really cool, too.)

Also, Nick and I get to do our health report tomorrow. Wer're doing it on the bird flu. Yay?


WOW..
Mother: "Pepper, did you see your room? WE re-dd it for you!"
Pepper: "Yeah! Looks great. And smells like potatoe skins."
Mother: "Potatoe skins?"
Pepper: "Damn straight! HAIL THEIR ALLMIGHTY SKIN!!"
Mother: "A-allrighty then.."


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Friday, March 10, 2006


Here's My Thoughts for the Day
Pepper Says...
Okay first off, I swear to anything my house is freakin' haunted. Second of all, I have come to the conclusion that most men are perverts. Not all, just the majority. I don't even wanna' talkabout what happened at lunch today, or even study hall. Or after school for that matter! Let's just say I got hit on three times in 2 hours and they couldn't take a hint. At all. I even had to dart out of Study Hall with Cherie to avoid this one guy. He wouldn't leave me alone!! And I got hit in the head with a book in Biology class, so as pretty much in a Pep-mood all day. But then, after me and Cherie had ran out of school and visited the High School, she punched me in the forehead and now I'm back to normal. Today was great.. Just. Freakin'. Great.


TAKE THAT, SANITY
Nick: "I'm tired."
Pepper: "Yeah, me too."
Nick: "I'm hungry."
Pepper: "Yeah, me too."
Nick: "I'm bored."
Pepper: "Yeah, me too."
Laquan: "I'm horny."
Pepepr: "No, I'm not."
Laquan: "So you'll agree with Nick, but not me?!"
Pepper: "He didn't say anything stupid, Laquan."
Nick: "I like kitties, rainbows, and Brittney Spears."
Pepper: "Yeah, me too."
Laquan: "But that was stupid! Why'd you agree?"
Pepepr: "'Coz I damned well can! And besides, when Nick says 'Kitties' he means 'Katanas.' When Nick says 'Rainbows' he means 'Fire and Anarchy.' And when Nick says 'Brittney Spears' he means 'Green Day and Metallica.' But when you say 'Horny' you mean.. Well 'Horny.'"
Laquan: "Shit, she got me."
Nick: "Ha ha, she did, too!"
Pepper: "Hooray for not failing miserably like Laquan! Hip-hip.. Hooray! Hip-hip.. Hooray! Hip-hip.. HOORAY!!"
Laquan: "You suck."
Nick: "No, you just got beat."
Laquan: "But I'm gangsta'!"
Pepper: "Word."


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Thursday, March 9, 2006


This is Good, I Think,,,
Pepper Says...
Me and Daniel made-up as best as we could. He apologized about the problems we had. (And they go deeper then I let on, just so you know.) Also, I can't wait 'till six o'clock! Taste of Chaos!! The only problem is that Justin'll be there, and because I'd rather not talk to him, I'm bound to see him, even with 10,000 other people there. I won't let him ruin my night, though. I'm going to have fun with Nick. Damned right I am. And besides, maybe I can make him do something really stupid. Hell knows he'll probably take some beer or something!

Anyway, just did stupid shit at school today, but I also got my new highschool scheduel! I'm in all regions and honors classes. If I can keep it up, I can graduate with over 30 credits! Damn, I'm good. Okay, that was a lie. I'm sorta' lacking in the common-sense department. But I'm book-smart!!

And I also got two tickets to the Avenged Sevenfold concert on April 7! It's gunna' be awesome!! I think I'll invite Daniel along. Would that be smart? Maybe..


OH, THE STUPIDITY
Cherie: "Did you ever see 'Blankshadows' as a screenname?"
Pepper: "Yes'm I have. Why-ness?"
Cherie: "Wait.. what's your screenname?"
Pepper: "Pepperisnotchibi. Why?!"
Cherie: "WE CURSED AT EACHOTHER LAST NIGHT AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!!"
Pepper: "Wait, that was you?!"
Cherie: "Yeah! Blankshadows is me. You didn't know that?"
Pepper: "Nopers."
Cherie: "man, and I thougt I was stupid. I was like 'Hi, a/s/l?' and you were like 'Why?' and I said 'Tell me! a/s/l!' and then you said 'No, you first.' and I replied 'Me? No I asked you!' and then you were like 'No, you fuckhead, you tell me!' So i said '14/m/FL' and you said '13/f/NY' and then we got into a huge argument about which state was better. Then, I IMed you later and said 'Hi. a/s/l.' and you told me '13/f/NY. You?' and then I said '16/m/NY' and you started screaming at me and calling me a liar! That was funny. But, then you blocked me.."
Pepper: "Wow, that was you! Jesus of Suburbia, that's odd! And, wait, we were 5 houses away the whole time?"
Cherie: "yeah. That's weird."
Pepper: "I want popcorn."
Cherie: "What?! Yeah, me too."


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