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Tuesday, March 21, 2006


Pepper Says...
I gave Nick his present today. Yes, the Runes. They work, too! When we used them durning Biology class, he had a problem with 'Partnershi[' and could solve it with 'Movement' and we all know what the meant. He started blushing, and, of course, I had to act stupid. Anyway, today was cool. Stayed after school with Mr. Farris to get my extra labs done. That's all, really.


Ja ne!!

.:Pepper


DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE UNDER 13, PEASE. WELL, YOU CAN, BUT I WANRED YOU!! XD
Pepper: "Hey! Mr. Farris, this paper says 'sex' on it!"
Mr. Farris: "Well, if you read the next word, it's 'sex chromosomes.' That's what the lab is on."
Pepper: "Biology is about sex?"
Mr. Farris: "At a high school grade level, yes. It has sex chromosones in it."
Pepper: "Does normal science have sex in it?"
Mr. Farris: "No, that'd be illegal."
Pepper: "But I'm the same age."
Mr. Farris: "But mentally, you're older."
Pepper:"ADHD makes me older?"
Mr. Farris: "No, no, Pep. I mean your intelligence."
Pepper: "Oh, like my IQ."
Mr. Farris: "Exactly."
Pepper: "But the word 'sex' is dirty."
Mr. Farris: "Stop kidding around! Haha, you know at your age, that's all boys ever think about."
Pepper: "Sex?"
Mr. Farris: "Yes, they're all perverts."
Pepper: "You're all pervs?"
Nick: "No!"
Clifford: "Yes.. wanna' come over after school?"
Pepper: "No."
Clifford: "What, not a virgin, and you wanna' hide it?"
Pepper: "I'm a virgin."
Clifford: "When do you plan to lose it?"
Pepepr "Why?"
Clifford: "I wanna' help."
Pepper: "HENTAI!"
Clifford: "OW!"
Mr. Farris: "You earned that."
Nick: "Yes, you did."
Clifford: "Did not.."
Pepepr: "Anyway, Mr. Farris. Sex is dirty! I wont talk about sex, or write about sex, or even say the word 'sex' until I'm old enough!"
Mr. Farris: "Haha, funny. Well, what do you plan to do about the lab, then?"
Pepper: "Can we call them 'fuck chromosones' instead?"
Mr. Farris: "If it was up to me, yes, you could. But the State won't allow it."
Pepper: "Shit.. BUT WHAT AN AWESOME TEACHER! Remember everyone: Saying 'sex' is wrong."
Nick: "The irony."
Pepper: "The point."
Clifford: "The pain."

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