Sunday, July 18, 2004

South park!
I just saw one of the funniest south parks!!



its when cartman makes ahand puppet and its jenifer lopez!!
lol and the hand makes a record deal and dates ben.lol
but its not as funny as the episode when they were ninjas, thatw was hilarious, they were making fun of anime! lol
another funny one is when michael jackson comes to south park!!
this is what id look like if i was on south park ,well kinda....



Open to Starks Ponds. The four boys are camping outdoors. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are sitting at a campfire roasting marshmallows and Cartman has no marshmallows to roast for himself. He starts playing on his harmonica)

Cartman: Y'guys! Listen to this song I just wrote! It's called "I Hate Y'guys!". (blows into his harmonica and sings) I hate y'guys! Y'guys are assholes! Especially Kenny! I hate him the most. Okay, now! Let's try one altogether! (sings again) I hate y'guys! C'mon! Y'guys know the words! Especially Kenny!

Kyle: (to Stan) This is sweet being rugged outdoorsmen! Facing the wilderness, not having to be home until 8:30.

(Cartman starts to leave)

Stan: (to Cartman) Where're you goin?

Cartman: I'm goin home for a minute! I have to go to the bathroom!

Kyle: Just go behind the trees!

Cartman: I have to go number two!

Stan: So, you can poo in the wilderness!

Cartman: No way, dude! What would I wipe with!?

Kyle: Cartman, don't be such a baby! We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen!

Cartman: What do I sit on?

Kyle: You just squat, stupid!

(Cartman pulls down his pants)

Stan: Not here! Go further away!

(Cartman pulls his pants back up)

Cartman: God! I'm glad y'guys know all these pooping outside rules! (goes behind the background and squats there) Heh! Eh uh eh!

Kyle: Watch out for ground eels!

(Stan, Kyle, and Kenny laugh)

Cartman: Shut up, y'guys! I can't think!

Kyle: What do you have to think about?

Cartman: I have to think about planes droping bombs, and dump trucks, and soft serve ice cream... (poops) Ah! That did it!

Stan: Sick, dude!

(Cut to pond. something arises out of the pond. Cut back to the boys.)

Cartman: (sings on his harmonica) Pooping outside! Making soft serve ice cream! For all my friends! Especially Kenny! Hey, Kenny! Can I borrow one of your gloves? (a jakovasaur peeks behind Cartman)

Kenny: {Okay!} (rethinks) {No way!}

Cartman: (hears a noise) What the...!

Joon-joon: (a jakovasaur) OOMA! KOOGA!

Cartman: (sees jakovasaur) Aw, my God, y'guys! Come look at this!

Stan: We don't wanna look at it, Cartman!

Cartman: Y'guys! Get over hnya!

Kyle: No way, dude!

Cartman: I'm seriously!

(they walk over)

Cartman: Look! Over by those bushes!

Kyle: What!?

Joon-joon: MESO SCARED!

Stan: I see it!

Cartman: C'mon! Let's kill it!

Kyle: (Steps in Cartman's poop) Aw, Cartman! You're supposed to bury it



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