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Sunday, April 23, 2006


   OMG
I cant believe it just 2 more weeks of school and its Summer.what Im gonna do over the summer break I HAVE NO IDEA!!
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Thursday, April 20, 2006


   Current mood: SAD
Ash is mad at me and I dont know what I've done.
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Monday, April 10, 2006


   HI
Hows it goin everybody, I missed u all.Im doin pretty well just gettin my grades under control.It good to be back.Heres something I thought was funny.


WAYS TO ANNOY PUBLIC BATHROOM STALLMATES!^_^

-Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.

-Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

-Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"

-Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

-Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

-Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

-Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

-Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006


   Ideas when grocery shopping with the family
Stuff to do at walmart if your bored :


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

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Saturday, March 18, 2006


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Sunday, March 12, 2006


   Having a little problem!
ok hows it going everybody.Im sorry to say that my private message box is messing up or to be more specific its being queer.so I cant check my private message box and theres 1 unread mail. if ur that person im sorry to say I cant get to it will u please post it in a comment,So I can get back to u.Thank you!

lol I sound like a answer machine!^_^

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Friday, March 10, 2006


   Im Free
Hows it going everybody! Im so glad to be free as you can see from the picture below I was arrested by the police and put in to bootcamp for playing star wars in the street.The first thing I did when I got out was take a shower and eat some JELLO!after that I went to see my friends house who didnt tell me the police coming and they ran off,while I was still playing dead on the ground.but we are still freidns tho I just dont trust them as much anymore.
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Thursday, March 2, 2006


   a randomly veryly longly quizly test I took results

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||| 36%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

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Friday, February 24, 2006


   Message from the moon!
hi everybody how r u! I desided to stop by and say hi.Im currently on the moon on break.Hows the weather on earth.its pretty kool up here but very very cold though.Well I gotta go refuel the ship cya l8r.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006


   Happy Valentine's Day
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Will u be my valentine?

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