Sunday, June 10, 2007

   100 + votes!
YAY!! 100+ votes!!! i just wanted to say thanks all! maybe i should draw a piccy for it...? anyway, you all should look at the post about the 'ask an fma character' post thing i'm doing! and give me more requests! i would enjoy it! XD

luvs, AllE K.
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Saturday, June 9, 2007

   Chocolate gets some shrimp Ed-HEY!
HI YA'LL!!! this is AllE K. here. Ed has asked me to borrow the computer, since someone asked him a question. in fact, it was our own dear chocolatealchemist. well, good luck. i hope he doesn't take his anger out on my keyboard...he has missed a few anger management classes lately to go eat Al's kitties....ahh, but this is conidential celebrity info. please don't tell anyone. thank you.
Here he is, the miniscule wonder!!!!!

*smack, whack, bang*

owwwwieeeeeeeeeee....continuing, here you go. -goes off to get some of her sports injury jell for Ed's attack. he's like a pittbull.








Question (or comment 0.o):

KITTENS!!! OMG 3 cats in my neiborhood just had kittens.^^

This 'ask a character' thing ur doing sounds realy funny....hmmm...I have a question for Edward that I've always been curious about: Y do u get so offended when people call u short? It seems like that just wouldn't be that big of a deal, I mean if ur short, ur short. *shrugs*







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my dear chocolate, how is that your buisness!!!!!!!!!!!! you should go talk to Al since you both like kittens so much! jeeze...wait, YOU CALLED ME SHORT!!!!!!!!!!! AHHG!!!!!! i shall tell scar you skipped church. and then where will you be? oh ho ho ho!

but, if you must know, i have always had a bit of trouble with being smaller than my younger brother....especially when he is a six foot tall suit of armour. i'm so sm- well, you know, we could play trojan horse, and invade winry's room, and....never mind. i am a professional. at what, i don't know. but i will not let my mind wonder to normal, HEALTHY, teenaged boy type things! never! yes, it si all Al's fault that i have been so traumatized, and i can't beat him up, he's my little brother. so, naturally, i take it out on other people (besides winry. i would only do that if i had a death wish. which i seem to judging from most of the stupid things i do...) fair, yes?


thank you. this has been the 'miniscule wonder'. now we shall have our ventriliquist act from a young boy who can apparently project his voice into a suit of armour!


please send me more requests!

luvs, AllE K.

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Thursday, June 7, 2007

   LOOK AT THE END OF THE POST FOR AN OFFER OF HILARITY
The other day i went to the wenedsday market in town. cherry season has just started, and there were bunches of sweet goodness being sold everywhere, along with fresh fish, clams, vegetables, even live tomato plants, and baked goods, of course. and over it all was the prevading smell of *ahhh* car gasoline, and the sound of buses, and teenagers screaming at each other. but, i love my town. i love my market. the biggest interest to me there was this lady who walked by holding an animal carrier. i obviously went strait for her (i love animals) and asked what was in the case. she went

"Kittens, you want one?"

it was gret. this stray mother cat had wondered in on her pregnant, and now she was giving the kittens to good homes for free! i wanted one soooooooooo bad, but with dad's apartment not allowing pets, and mom working on replacing our wood floors (which got recked in a water leak, and need refinishing anyway) the kitten wouldn't be the best looked after. i would have payed for all it's care myself, too. blah.

anyway, i have a dance preformance this weekend. i am doing four routines. one with me and dad (a west coast swing) one with me and carl my teacher (a cha cha/rumba medley international style) and two with the girls' preformance team, which are jazz kinda style 0.o to the songs 'diamonds are a girls best freind' (the original sung by marilyn monroe in 'gentlemen prefer blonds) and 'hot honey rag' from the musical 'chicago'. which i frown upon all people who do not know. EVERYONE MUST WATCH CHICAGO!!!!!!!!! IT IS AN AMAZING MOVIE/MUSICAL/THEATRICAL.....THINGY!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!
one of the routines my teacher just finished choreographing tuesday, which is kinda freaky , cuz you normally get like.....FOUR MONTHS to learn your routine. but i'm a young dog. BRING ON THE NEW TRICKS! YEAH! hahahahaha...heh....no, really. i'm SO nervous. heh. wish me luck, please. and don't tell me to 'break a leg', okay? i really don't want to 'break a leg'. people who dance eight to twelve hours a week should definately not 'break a leg'. thanks.




IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!! at least, important for fun. i find fun to beof the utmost importance.

I have decided to do a little service fopr a while to those of you who would like it. i will post requests that you make to me. what i'm saying is, i will write Journals, diaries, letters, WHATEVER by anime characters from fullmetal alchemist, in character. and post them as regular posts. i will make them as humorous and in character as possible, and endeavour to make you all happy. please send me requests. it can be about the character's romantic interest in you (but i won't do anything dirty) it can simply be some roleplay about an opinion, it would be a political commentary about goings on. it could even go advice column style, like an 'ask *insertnameofcharacterhere* type of thing in which i will answer your questions as best i can. you can ask for it to be sincere, funny, or just completely random. just don't specify down to the number of words, or something like that, because then you might as well write it yourself. please pm me with requests, and specify what you would like. thanks. i don't know how long this will be open. if there are no takers, i will probably not do anything with it, unless one of my non internet freinds asks me for something, and i find it good enough to post here. i hope your attention hasn't wandered off earlier, and that you aren't hearing this offer now.....i do tend to be long winded. oh my, wouldn't i be great at the bagpipes? thanks.



luvs, AllE K.
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Thursday, May 17, 2007

AHHH! OMIGAWD, EVERYONE!!!!!!!! i had a nightmare. and, you know, they're normally not
that bad. i can deal. but this one........this one guy i used to have a crush
on somehoe got CUT IN HALF!!!!!! and it was my
fault............somehow....i woke up screaming.
cuz, i mean, he's lying there, and there's just his chest, the bottom part's missing. and
it's really gross, because he didn't cut like a real person. it's like his skin is plastic, and
his insides are water. like, you know how a ballpoint pen breaks? how the plastic is all
cracked vertically....it was like that.....and then he was like, in a really weak voice..


"Uh, guys i don't feel too good."

and it was like he was numb or something. he wasn't even screaming.....omigod. i woke up and
thought i was gonna cry. it was just so intense. doesn't seem like it would be, i
know. somehow, my own death in dreams doesn't bother me. but him just lying there, groaning,
and like he couldn't see what had happened.......it was really really really nerve
wracking!!
this boy i'm talking about, he's awlways blabbing on about paintball or airsoft.
i think we were playing that, me my freinds, and a couple of his freinds, when he got hurt in
my dream. paintball....and they just splatter everywhere....*shivers*


the other sad part of the dream?
my pet rabbit, dusk, was locked in our car with
a CAT and i didn't have they key! he could get eaten! yes, he's a real rabbit. i'll draw him
sometime. he's black, and lop eared, and very cute. and in the car with a CAT!


i love cats, but i know my rabbit like family.

that was a horrid dream. i woke up a four o clock, and had to sit and watch (you guessed
it) anime until six when i normally get up. blood shouldn't bother me so much!


but, it was a crush's blood....i don't know. today's been kinda sad. maybe i should talk to
that boy before something bad happens? say Hi and Nice day and all those things. and maybe draw him a picture. omigawd, is he going to die????????????????????????????


ahh. i'm all jittery.


on a differnt note, i got some art dome for our local art show (u can win prize money) but i
need to get it matted by sunday, or i'm screwed and it won't get submitted. uurrgh! i hate
deadlines........uurrgh!

i finished coloring a loveless picture for my freind wreakhavoc!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDD

it's ritsuka with a butterfly landing on his nose. so CUTE! XDDDDD


luvs, AllE K.

i shall read a peacful book before going to bed tonight, and pray that i get some sleep WITHOUT halved people whom i care about deeply in them. people bleeding. red...
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

   OMIGAWD, GUESS WHAT?!?! well,
one of the gals in one of my classes
at school drew a pic of my
original character. you know,
the 'almost-chainmail chick'
one. and it's soooooo cool!!!!!
the best part; it doesn't
look like my art. but it
still looks almost exactly
like my character!! it's
amazing...i'm sooooo happy!
XD that reminds, thanks,
Ryeka, for drawing that picture
of me. even though u gave me
bigger boobs than i have...*sobs*

anyway, i must go finish my
homework now, but just to say,
i'm starting an original
comic with one of my freinds,
and the main character
(one of them) is refael, and he's
H@WT! W00T!!!! i draws him
as purty as possible. XD

can't till the site is up
(making it into a webcomic)
but me and my freind are
both quite busy with the
end of the school year, so
it might not be up and
running for a few weeks.
and my bud will have to dig
through all her junk and
find her html book. lol


luvs, ALlE K.
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Thursday, May 3, 2007

   Is Ed balding? NO!!!!!! please no!
So, today my dad and I were
having a conversation.
Well…..one of those things
where you yell at each other and
expect the other person to hear
your opinion. But, this one was
very interesting. Topic: Is Ed balding?

My point of view:
ABSOFRICKENLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Dad’s point of view:
He’s balding, look at how high
his hairline is on his head!

It started something like this.
I was showing him one of my
drawings (which hasn’t been
posted yet) of Ed, but drawn
somewhat realistically, like the
Hiederich that I did. Dad
looked at it, and went, “His
face is the wrong shape. It’s
more angular.” (yes, dad never
says my drawings look good
unless they are van goh-good.
Which hasn’t really happened
yet.) so, he’s like “Give me an
FMA book, and I’ll show you.”

I knew his face was a
different shape, because I was
drawing it REALISTICALLY. You
know, so it looked real. Not
the original style. But
still…..I brought out my fma art
book, and opened it up. We
flipped through, and he pointed
out a picture of Ed, and made
his case. I told him once again
that I was not tring to draw it
the original style, otherwise it
would LOOK like the original
style. He completely ignored
me. But, he suddenly stared
hard at the picture.

He said he noticed that Ed’s
ears stuck out, and he flipped
through, looked at a picture of
scar, and agreed with himself.
Then he looked again at Ed.

“Look, Alex, his hairline is
way higher than you drew it.
It’s almost to the top of his
head! God, he’s BALDING!”
Dad’s face….he was so
happy….anyway, I did draw his
hair differently, because in
real life hair doesn’t look like
pizza slices, no matter how much
you gel it. His hairline was
also different, but that was
just Arakawa sensei’s way of
painting. Anyway, I was
infuriated.

“HE IS NOT
BALDING!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ED!
He is 14 #%@%& YEARS OLD!”

“Some people go bald young.”
“Ed IS NOT one of them!!”
“No, look, he’s going bald. See this? What you drew…you
added bunches. You’re giving
him a wig!!!”

He pointed out a picture of
Ed. It’s really true when you
look, that his hairline is
high. But he’s not balding. I
think everyone is with me on
this one. The argument
continued, interspersed with much
pointing at pictures and
flipping of pages. Finally, I
said,

“Look, if he was going bald,
Arakawa sensei would have said
something! Look at her author’s
note for his book!”

We flipped to the back, and
read; (this is the actual
thing, I’m looking at the book
right now)




“Another thing I noticed
was “Boy, the main character
sure takes off his clothes a
lot.” Of course, if I want to
draw his Auto-mail, then I have
to make him take off his
clothes. But maybe he strips
more often than major Armstrong?
Is Edward a stripper? No, guys
always walk around their room
wearing only their underwear.
My dad will even go outside to
the cow shed in the middle of
winter after taking a bath. (I
don’t think I can win against a
guy like that.)”
-The art of Fullmetal Alchemist:
original illustrations by Hiromu Arakawa.


“Well. No note about Ed
being bald.” Triumph!!

“Yeah……hows about you draw Lust in her underwear?”
No triumph……

“Why don’t you just go stand
outside Victoria’s secret and
droolat the models?” He frustrates
me…….parents are like that. His
favorite character is lust, by
the way. The only anime he
touches are CB, FMA, and now,
Planetes.

“No…..you really should draw
lust in her underwear.”

“FINE!!! I’ll draw her
bald, since you like bald people so much!”

“Okay, as long as she’s in
her underwear.”




Dang. I lost the argument.
Verily, tis a predicament of
melancholy happening. Dang.
But I lied. I’m not drawing
lust in her underwear until my
mother stops bragging about my
art to random people I don’t
know and giving them links to my
site. I may not draw her even
then. Sorry, guys.


XPPP

Luvs, AllE K.

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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

   The hilarity that hurts
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Lesson to be learned from typing
the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to
go to Florida to thaw out during
a particularly icy winter. They
planned to stay at the same
hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it
was difficult to coordinate
their travel plans. So, the
husband left Minneapolis and
flew to Florida on Thursday,
with his wife flying down the
following day. The husband
checked into the hotel. There
was a computer in his room, so
he decided to send an email to
his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter
in her email address, and
without realizing his error,
sent the email.


Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston,
a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He
was a minister who was called
home to glory following a heart
attack. The widow decided to
check her email expecting
messages from relatives and
friends. After reading the first
message, she screamed and
fainted. The widow's son rushed
into the room, found his mother
on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:


To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear
from me. They have computers
here now and you are allowed to
send emails to your loved ones.
I've just arrived and have been
checked in. I see that
everything has been prepared for
your arrival tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then. Hope
your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.


P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!





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a little story a freind emailed
me. so i don't kno where it
came from originally. but,
gawd, it gave me cramps from
laughing...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i mean, u have to laugh.
'it's freaking hot down here!'

omg.....hahahaheheheeeeeee

hope u had fun.

luvs, AllE K.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

   oh, wow. what a great toy. almost as good as the easy button, but it doesn't say easy, sadly.


Put The Big Red Button on your site
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Saturday, April 28, 2007

w00t 4 chat, which i might take down again soon

Get Your Own Chat Box! Go Large!

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Friday, April 20, 2007

   Oh, Fandubs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IqrTlcsSJU this is a funny little thingamabob. al ate scar's dog, and scar is pissed. and the dog is marta. this dub has nothing whatsoever to do with the actualy plot of the show. there is a blip at the end. but still, please watch it.

luvs, AllE K.
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