Happy Halloween!
Hi Everyone!
I hope ya'll have a happy halloween! Im going out w/ my friends and its gonna be so much fun! Well, if I could give yall real candy, I would, but for now, here you go!
Again, Happy Halloween, and (even if I do sound like Tohru...) Be safe! Comments (5) |
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Sunday, October 30, 2005
Hi Guys!
Sorry... Its been a while since I last updated... oh well... So, how are all of you doing? Im doing uber-well! Yay! Lets just say I went to a Halloween party friday night adn it was really great! Other than that, not much has been going on... school adn stuff... you know the drill... So, anyway... I know this is kinda short, but i dont really have much to say! (I know, 'Wow!' right?) So ill hopefully post again soon! Have a Happy and safe Halloween! Comments (4) |
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Saturday, October 22, 2005
Guess What???
I actually have time to type up a real post today! Sorry about all the not-posts, but I hope you enjoyed 'em anyway! Well, last night I went to this little autograph shop by my movie theatre and met David Carradine! (Bill of Kill Bill) And now my dad and I have a bunch of cool autographed stuff! Yay! And after that, I went and saw 'In her shoes' it was kinda long, but it was so funny! Anyway, what have you guys been up to? Well, Buh-Bye!
Actual stuff said in court
Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkenness. Have you anything to say in your defense?
Defendant: Habitual thirstiness?
Q. : Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
A. : I will be three months November 8th.
Q. : Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
A. : Yes.
Q. : What were you and your husband doing at that time?
Q. : Were you acquainted with the defendant?
A. : Yes, sir.
Q. : Before or after he died?
Q. : How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q. : Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A. : All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.
Q. : Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A. : The autopsy started around 8:30 PM.
Q. : And was Mr. Dennington dead at the time?
A. : No, he was sitting on the table, wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q. : Did he pick the dog up by the ears ?
A. : No.
Q. : What was he doing with the dog's ears?
A. : Picking them up in the air. Q. : Where was the dog at this time?
A. : Attached to the ears.
Q. : ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?
A. : The victim lived.
Q. : When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station ?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
Well, if you thought those were funny, check out my last post! (look down) I hope y'all had a good day! Goodnight! Comments (0) |
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
lalala...
I found this and thought y'all would really enjoy it... its kinda long, but well worth the read!
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. Therefore, if I ever happen to become an Evil Overlord:
1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed… not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact, which is the source of my power, will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, ``or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?'' My reply will be, ``No, just sensible.''
8. When I've captured my adversary and he says, ``Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?'' I'll say, ``No.'' and shoot him.
9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled ``Danger: Do Not Push''.
11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me -- I'll do it myself.
12. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
14. I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone and my other enemies wouldn't believe it.
15. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word ``mercy''; I simply choose not show them any.
16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.
19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he's caused.
22. I will never utter the sentence ``but before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know.''
23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
24. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
25. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
26. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
27. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my legions of terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi storm troopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
28. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
29. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
30. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line ``No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!'' (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
31. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
32. If I am engaged in a duel to the death with the hero and I am fortunate enough to knock the weapon out of his hand, I will graciously allow him to retrieve it. This is not from a sense of fair play; rather, he will be so startled and confused that I will easily be able to dispatch him.
33. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
Random...
KK, i really dont have time to type up a real post today, because I still have homework to do ^^' So, today you get a random compilation of stuff! (Yay! Random!) Umm, ignore tthat last bit... So, here we go!
The Anime Laws of Physics.
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive', or when friends and lovers are being killed, but time speeds up whenever there is a big fight.
#3 - First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence, or why the toast always lands butter side down.
#4 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.
#5 - Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.
#6 - Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Correlary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".
#7 - Law of Inexhaustability
No one *EVER* runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.
#8 - Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. And whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.
#9 - Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignifigant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
#10 - Law of Antagonistic Americanthropomorphism
The really nasty 'Bad Guys' are always skinny Americans.
#11 - Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: (1) be female; (2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation; (3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.
#12 - Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.
#13 - Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.
#14 - Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.
#15 - Law of Ethnic Irrelevance
The overwhelming majority of the attendees of the Japan Club's annual anime marathon will be gawky white guys.
Did you like those? If you did, keep going, if not, keep going anyway!
Odd Instructions On Product Packages
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding - Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron - Do not Iron clothes on body.
On Boots Childrens Cough Medicine - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife - Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor - Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's Peanuts - Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Anyway, kudos to you if you actually read all of that! And if you diddnt... well.... shame on you! you really missed something special! And now, as a conclusion to this very ramdom day, a (few) FMA quote(s)!
Roy: Dog, huh, I love dogs!
Recruit: Really? You do?
Roy: They're the loyal servants of men! You can be mean to them and they never once ask for a paycheck!
Roy Mustang: You can call me Roy Mustang. Or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell, you can call me the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do… remember the pain.
Roy Mustang: Maes Hughes - Killed in Action, and promoted two ranks for it. Brigadier General Hughes. You were supposed to work under me, help to push me to the top. Now here you are surpassing me in the ranks. I don't know what's more absurd - you or the State.
Roy Mustang: [stops in the hall and strikes a pose] That day all female officers will be required to wear tiny miniskirts!
Jean Havoc: [falls to his knees with a nosebleed and rubs his face on Mustang's leg] You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow you forever!
Roy Mustang: Yes.
Does everyone like it? I hope so, because its stayin' for a while! Roy was definetly my favorite military character in FMA (Armstrong in a close 2nd). Anyway, so today im going to school (even though its a holiday) to help with my math club, so g2g! Buh-Bye! Comments (4) |
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