Saturday, September 10, 2005

   Yayness!
Today I sent in like 11 ecards, and they acually accepted one!!! If you have time, leave a comment on it, and send it to your friends!!!

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Friday, September 9, 2005

Today's Joke...
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!

The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Ho Humm.....
Well, im sure most of us have seen that picture of kurama (yoko) and hiei on the ground cracking up and thought *I wonder what they're talking about...* Well, i found it quite amusing:

Kurama: Yusuke, that was funny!
Hiei: Yea, you're such a dunce!
Kurama and Hiei- You should be the next king of idots, after Kuwabara!!!

Lol, anyway but that's all the time i have for today, I have some Homework to do... so tune in next time to ... "The Life of an Otaku!" Buh-Bye!
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Monday, September 5, 2005

Try this test!
I found it online, its really interesting! Its an actual Japanese test!

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You are in the desert. You are traveling with 5 animals:

A Lion
A Monkey
A Sheep
A Cow
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A Horse

It is a long way more to the safety of civilization, and one by one, you are forced to release each animal, until you are left with only one. In what order would you get rid of each animal from your possession? Rank them on a sheet of paper and continue on below:

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The desert represents hardship. Each animal represents the following:

A Lion - Pride
A Monkey - Your Children
A Sheep - Friendship
A Cow - Basic Needs
A Horse - Your Passion

So, in the face of hardship, you will sacrifice each of these things in turn. Your last animal represents that thing which you cling to at the expense of all others.

What did you hold on to? I kept my Passion. The first thing I let go was the monkey... hmm... anyway, remember to get your Hiei clones from Pyroprincess! Have a great day! Buh-Bye!

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Sunday, September 4, 2005

I found this and thought some of you would get a kick out of it!


What Pokemon is low in fat?
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Butterfree!!!

Haha! Lame, I know... Whatever... So, how is everyone??? Oh, if you diddnt spot it already, my hiei clone has a piccy now! Yay! If you have a Hiei clone, you need to go to Pyroprincess's site and look around!
Hiei 2-Or you could spare us the pain of being seen all over the world...
Aly- Now Hiei, be nice, Pyro went to all that trouble to get you a choice, you should at least thank her...
Hiei 2- not on your life. Why do you think I picked that picture, anyway???
Aly- Because it shoud off your manly shoulders?!?
Hiei 2- >.> No, because thats my "you better run before i kill you smile..."
Aly- 0.0 Ok... *quickly* bye guys! *quietly slides out of the room then runs away*

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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Heavy Element
I recieved this in an e-mail and decided to share it with yall!

It's amazing what science can come up with.
A major research institution has recently announced the
discovery of what is believed to be the heaviest chemical
element yet known to science.

The new element has been named Governmentium.
Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons,
giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium
has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected
as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact. A minute amount of governmentium caused one
reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would
normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 4 years; it
does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization
in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places.

In fact, governmentium mass will actually increase over
time, since each reorganization causes some morons to
become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that
governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as Critical Morass.

You will know it when you see it.

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Saturday, August 27, 2005

How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away!
1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If you get one of those pushy people who won\'t shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you\'ll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card.

3. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I\'m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my sciatica is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...." When they try to get back to the sales process, just continue on with telling about your problems.

4. If the person says he\'s Joe Doe from the ABC Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask where it is located. Continue asking personal questions or questions about the company for as long as necessary.

5. This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Julie and I\'m with Dodger & Peck Services.... You: "Hang on a second." (few seconds pause) "Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?"

6. Crying out, in well-simulated tones of pleasure and surprise, "Julie!! Is this really you? I can\'t believe it! Julie, how have you BEEN?" Hopefully, this will give Julie a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where the heck she could know you from.

7. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they\'re trying to speak. This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.

8. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up with their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can muster, "I don\'t have any friends...would you be my friend?"

9. If they clean rugs: "Can you get blood out, you can? Well, how about goat blood or HUMAN blood - chicken blood too?"

10. Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional "Uh-huh, really, or, "That's fascinating." Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn't give your credit card number to someone who's a complete stranger.

11. Tell them you work for the same company they work for.

Example:

Telemarketer: "This is Bill from Widget & Associates."

You: "Widget & Associates!! Hey I work for them too. Where are you calling from?"

Telemarketer: "Uh, Dallas, Texas."

You: "Great, they have a group there too? How\'s business/the weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya."

12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of Telemarketers). If the person says, "Well, I don\'t really want to get a call at home," say, "Ya! Now you know how I feel." (smiling, of course...)
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

The Simplified Chinese Language...
For some of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! (Hint: try and sound out the chinese, it makes a lot more sense when you do...)

Ai Bang Mai Ne - I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Gun Pao Der - An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding - We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Jan Ne Ka Sun - A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia - Approach me

Lao Ze Sho - Dawson's Creek

Lao Zi - Not very good

Lin Ching - An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding - A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn - A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai - A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be - A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne - A small horse

Ten Ding Ba - Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung - A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan - Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim - Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

   The English Language at its finest...
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.
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Monday, August 22, 2005

   Hi Guys...
Man, i hate monday...
I have been so busy with school and stuff... my classes are kind of boring and not much is goin' on, so tonigh i will post...

JOKES!!! YAY!!!

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


I hope you enjoyed these! Ill see yall later! Buh-Bye!
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