Thursday, February 5, 2004

Blond Jokes
Post jokes here I HAVE LODES LISTEN!

Dr. Seuss' lost tongue twister

See if you can do this:
Read each line aloud

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat






Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

God is Watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school
for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The teacher made a note, "Take only one apple, God is watching!"
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A young boy wrote a note,
"Take all you want, God is watching the apples."

The prists thingyrle!
A Priest was in his room and realized that his rooster was
missing. He decided to bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before
the sermon the Priest asked, "Who has a thingy?" All of the men in
the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen a
thingy?" All of the women in the room stood up. The Priest said,
"No, No, No. Who has seen MY thingy?" All of the nuns stood up.

PS: thingy mean roster in other words c o c k but i changes it!


Making Funny Faces
A kindergartener was sitting at his desk making funny faces at
anyone that would watch.

The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly,
"Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick
that way."

Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, "I guess you
learned the hard way."

BLOND JOKES
3 blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of
tracks and started arguing about what kind of tracks they were.

The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks".

The secondblonde said, "I think they're dog tracks".

The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks".

They were still arguing when the train hit them.


Two blondes went shopping one day. They got done shopping and
went out to their brand new, cherry red convertible. They got to
the car and noticed that they had locked their keys in the car.
So they tried to think of a way to get the keys out. After
trying for an hour and a half, one blonde notices that there is
a rainstorm coming and says, "You better hurry up because it is
gonna rain and the top is down!"

A blonde was given the job of painting the white lines down the
middle of a highway. On her first day she painted six miles; the
next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When
the foreman asked the blonde why she kept painting less each
day, she replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep
getting farther away from the paint can."

One day a blonde woman was so fed up with all of the dumb blonde
jokes that she decided to kill herself. She took a rope outside
and found a suitable tree. She threw the rope over a branch and
proceeded to hang herself.

Soon two men came along and asked, "what are you doing?". She
replied, "I'm hanging myself." The two men looked at her and
said, "well usually if your trying to kill yourself you put the
rope around your neck." Then the Blonde said, "uh, I tried that
but I couldn't breathe."

After espying a beautiful blond walking by a man says to God, "God, why
did you make blondes so beautiful?"

God responded, "So you would love her."

"But God", The man replied, "Why did you make her so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you."

A blonde woman goes to the doctor and tells that him that both
her ears have been burnt. "Sit down and tell me how it
happened," said the doctor.

"Well,I was just ironing my clothes, when I received a call and
instead of picking the phone I accidentally picked up the iron
and burnt my ear."

"Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to the other?"

"The jerk called back!"

Q: How do u keep a blonde amused for hours?

A: Scroll Down
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Saturday, January 31, 2004

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I make Banners as well.^_^






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Here is the Banner for my board and you can find my board at the following link:
Fantasy Alliance
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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

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