Tuesday, May 3, 2005

OMFG, Rob Thomas is such a man-slut.
I only bring such a thing up because that "Lonely No More" (that is one of the greatest music videos <3)song was in a dream I had last night! I rarely dream, so the ones I have I usually remember! This one really made no sense but... then again, not much of what I say does.

Anyway, I had a dream I was eating tofu with a friend and I was singing "Lonely No More" (the only one who'll eat tofu. You know who you are...!) But then my friend Amber came up and cut my hair, and it looked really cool! ^.^ Then I woke up to find my stupid flippy hair still intact. >_<

Anyway... We had a party in English today. Ugh, there was too much candy/cookies/chips/other crap there though! I didn't get have any because I spent the whole time talking >.< A girl gave me some chips later, but lordy, were they greasy! I threw them away, but Morales tried to knock them out of my hands first. Good thing I had such a, and I quote, "...firm grasp on these chips!"

ERRRGH! Christina is really pushing it now. She said Phil from Boondocks talked to her (when she didn't even know he existed until last Monday) but he hated her. Pffft, like he'd even talk to her in the first place. I swear...

I just read this really funny article by one of the funniest guys alive, Michael Ian Black. Since I feel like it, I'll post some quotes from said article on... why nobody asks celebrities if they eat babies.

"Are you really going to tell me that bad-boy Colin Farrell has never once dined on chicken-fried baby? My IQ may be 87, but I'm not stupid."

"Believe me, I am not saying that all these fabulous people eat babies. Chances are better than fifty-fifty that they don't. All I'm saying is that if babies are being downed like so many Dunkin' Donuts Munchkins, it's probably the richest and most powerful among us who are doing the downing. After all, poor people can't afford black-market babies. Not in today's economy."

"Inevitably, the question will be asked: "Michael, you're a celebrity. You've been to more than your fair share of glamorous Hollywood barbecues. Have you ever eaten a baby?" And when that time comes, when Katie Couric finally gets the guts to ask me that question, I will take a deep breath and answer the only way I know how: "No comment."

Tee hee...
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