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Friday, March 26, 2004

I dont care who u r This is funny right here ^^
OneStone
Once there was a native american named Onestone. His mother named him that because he only had one testical. Every one was mocking him and making fun of him until one day he had enough.
He said that if any one calls him OneStone again he'll kill them. So years and years passed and no one called him that again until one day a girl named BlueBird forgot and said, "Hello OneStone!" And gave him a big hug.
So OneStone got pissed and took her into deep into the forest and had sexual intercourse with her all night and all day until she died of exaution. After that day everyone knew he ment buisness. A few years passed and no one called him OneStone until BlueBird (YellowBirds cousin) came back from years of being gone and she said, "Hello OneStone!" And gave him a big hug.
OneStone got pissed once again and took her into the forest and had sexual intercouse with her all night and all day but BlueBird did not die.

It Turns Out You Cant Kill Two Birds With One Stone!
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