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Friday, July 2, 2004


The Adventures of Shishiku [Cont.]
SCENE 2: Lunch

[Shishiku, after being humilaited, decided to drown his failure by indulging in food. Entering a restaraunt called McVegans, some of the diners begins to chuckle to themselves. At one table, a man imporsonated Shishiku's Stage act. Angered, he confronts them.]
YOU DARE MOCK THE GREAT SHISHIKU? IMBECILE!! I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT AND MAKE THEM MY PERSONAL FLOTATION DEVICE!!
Man: Yeah right man. You can't even take over a town!! [his friends laugh] What makes you so confident that you can kill me?
Grrr...THE GREAT SHISHIKU SHALL RESPOND ONCE HE HAS FIGURED AT COMMENT SO EVIL...YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU NEVER MOCKED.....THE GREAT SHISHIKU!! [maniacal laughter].
[The man falls off his chair in laughter. Shishiku walks away embarrassed and sits down at a table at the far edge of the restaruant.]
Waitress: How may I serve you today?
I would like some green tea..."
Wairtress: Ok. We are having a special on shishiku. Would like me to bring you some?
WHAT'S THIS!? YOU TOO DARE TO MOCK THE GREAT SHISHIKU!? [stands on the table and points around the room] ALL OF YOU WILL COWER IN FEAR WHEN YOU HEAR MY NAME!! ALL OF YOU WILL BEG ME TO END YOUR LIVES QUICKLY! SO YOU MAY FINALLY LIVE AT PEACE!! MOCK ME NOW BUT LET IT BE KNOWN...THE GREAT SHISHIKU SHALL HAVE HIS REVENGE ON YOUR PITIFUL SOULS!!
[Everyone in restaruant begins to laugh hysterically. The waitress rolls over on the floor laughing so hard that she begins to snort.]
T..T This is so unfair....

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