myOtaku.com
Join Today!
My Pages
Home
Portfolio
Guestbook
Contact Me
E-mail
Click Here
Yahoo! Messenger
android84120
Vitals
Birthday
1991-10-11
Gender
Male
Location
west valley city
Member Since
2006-05-01
Occupation
student
Real Name
charles johnson
Personal
Achievements
gettin DDR4:ultramix
Anime Fan Since
1994
Favorite Anime
neon genesis evangelion
Goals
college , family , loving for life
Hobbies
loving others
Talents
singing
|
|
|
myOtaku.com: android84120
|
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
funny comebacks
Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.
Hi, I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hi, im a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hi, didn't we go on a date once or twice?
No, must have been once, i wouldn't have made the same mistake twice.
How did you get so beautiful?
I must have been given you're share.
Will you go out with me this weekend?
Sorry i have a headache this weekend.
Your face must turn a few heads.
Your face must turn a few stomachs.
Go on, dont be shy, ask me out!
Ok.Get out.
I think i could make you happy.
Are you leaving?
What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Nothing, I cant laugh and talk at the same time.
Can i have your name?
Why, Don't you have one?
Shall we go to a movie?
I've already seen it.
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.
Haven't i seen you some places before?
Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.
Is this seat empty?
Yeah, And this one will be too if you sit down.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonater, you?
Hey baby, What your sign?
DO NOT ENTER!
You're body is like a temple.
Sorry, not in service today.
If i saw you naked i would die a happy man.
If i saw you naked i would die laughing.
Where have you been all my life?
Where I've always been. In your wildest dreams, Love.
Comments
(0)
« Home |
|