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Wednesday, October 4, 2006


   funny comebacks
Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I'd rather have the money.

Hi, I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hi, im a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

Hi, didn't we go on a date once or twice?
No, must have been once, i wouldn't have made the same mistake twice.

How did you get so beautiful?
I must have been given you're share.

Will you go out with me this weekend?
Sorry i have a headache this weekend.

Your face must turn a few heads.
Your face must turn a few stomachs.

Go on, dont be shy, ask me out!
Ok.Get out.

I think i could make you happy.
Are you leaving?

What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Nothing, I cant laugh and talk at the same time.

Can i have your name?
Why, Don't you have one?

Shall we go to a movie?
I've already seen it.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.

Haven't i seen you some places before?
Yeah, that's why i don't go there anymore.

Is this seat empty?
Yeah, And this one will be too if you sit down.

So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonater, you?

Hey baby, What your sign?
DO NOT ENTER!

You're body is like a temple.
Sorry, not in service today.

If i saw you naked i would die a happy man.
If i saw you naked i would die laughing.

Where have you been all my life?
Where I've always been. In your wildest dreams, Love.


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