Monday, May 8, 2006

   More foolery from the chibi boys! XD
Double Chibi Trouble! Part 4: The Cannonball

Apparently, I forgot to close the bathroom door...

*BANG! BANG!*

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"Get back here, you stupid dog!"

Huh?! What's happening?!

*BANG! BANG!*

Gunshots!?

"Receive your divine punishment like a man, you low-life!"

Here comes little chibi Inu, dashing right into the bathroom and, fearing for his life, decided to jump into the occupied bath while not taking notice of the surprised occupant at all.

"Banzaaaaaai!"

*Splash!*

I don't know how to react in this situation...should I: a) scream, b) faint, c) keep staring until the hallucination stops, d) get out of the tub and call the police, or e) ignore what's happening and continue with my bath?

While going over my choices (and little Inuyasha doing the dog paddle towards the edge of the bath to hide), the wet robe, gun-wielding wonder stormed in, with his pistol at hand, darting his eyes from left to right to find the missing target

"You retarded drool monger...when I get my hands on you, I'll --"

The chibi priest realized that he and the sloppy hanyou wasn't the only ones in the bathroom...

Little Sanzo shifted his purple eyes upward, looking at me

'...There seems to be a woman in the bathtub' he thought. '...she's looking straight at me...'

Right now, choice a) and b) seems to be good choices to me...

...I'll stick with choice c) for now

After 5 seconds, the tiny monk got out of his shock, his face turning red with embarrassment, squeaked out a "Sorry!" and ran out of the bathroom, into the safety of my room

Rub eyes. Was that the same chibi Sanzo doll that was lying on my pillow?

Homework's reaaaaally getting to me this time...I'll ask the teacher to lay off on the homework...

Of course, that'll be the day when pigs fly

...Am I forgetting something?

Just at that moment, I heard a voice from the edge of the tub

"Thanks Onee-chan! I was worried that droopy-eyed monk would kill me for sure! ...Why are you staring at me like that? Onee--"

Finally realizing, like the monk, the dog-eared chibi turned so red that he fainted

...What am I going to do with an unconscious chibi?

Well, I only bathed for about 5 minutes, so having a bath comes first

Took a face cloth in one hand and the silver-haired hanyou in the other

Tied face cloth around chibi's eyes...sorta big on him, but at least his eyes are covered

Placed him on the floor outside of the tub and closed the curtains

There! Problem solved! Now back to relaxation!

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*For those people that don't know, 'Onee-chan' means 'big sister' XD
Please comment all you like and sorry for the delay (don't you just hate those colds? Combined with homework, it's a double whammy ><)
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