Wednesday, May 17, 2006

   Well, here it is, as promised! :3
Double Chibi Trouble! Part 5: The Cute, The Rude, and The Host

Well, that was a refreshing bath...except for the part when chibi Inuyasha gained consciousness and was bumping into things ("Oneeeeee-chan! Where are you? Everything's all dark..." ~bump~ "Owwie! Oneeee-chan...I got a boo-boo..." ~bump again~ "Ouch! I got another one...Onee-chan, kiss it better please..." ~more bumps~ "Waaaaaahh...")

At least I got the drool off...despite how slimy it was

I defiantly need to call the Insane Asylum...This is getting out of hand already

What's next? Am I going to hallucinate flying pigs now?

Got dried and dressed (chibi Inuyasha still bumping into things...)

Picked up the "boo-boo" covered chibi

Took off the face cloth that surrounded his eyes and observed him

...yep, he has the same dog ears as the original

...they look so fuzzy and soft...must resist...temptation...to tweak...furry ears...

Is it me, or are his eyes getting watery?

~sniffles~ "Onee-chan...I was so scared...everything was all black n' spooky n'...I was so frightened!"

And all the sudden, that chibi Inu just glomped right on my chest, hugging like there's no tomorrow and bawling his lungs out

Believe me, you can't imagine how confused and mind-boggled I was to find out that I could actually feel that hug from my own hallucination

At that same moment, there was a knock on the bathroom door, which silenced Inuyasha's wailing

"Are you guys done in there? Your stupid bickering can be heard all the way from the next room. I still need to wash off that foul creature's slime off myself."

I opened the door to find a very impatient chibi Sanzo looking up at me, tapping his foot, his arms crossed and, to complete the look, a twitching eyebrow

He would look more threatening if he weren't covered in dog drool

I shifted my eyes to the clinging Inuyasha, then back at the little Sanzo...

The tiny monk glared at me and exclaimed, "Don't even go there, woman!"

He pushed (more like struggled with all his might against my heels) me out of the bathroom, put a small sign on the door, and slammed the door right in front of my face

"Well...what a charming little prick he is," I murmured to myself

"HEY! I heard that!"

I bent down to read the sign

Hmmm...it says: "Peak and die"

Ain't that cute...what does he think of me? Another over-crazed fan?

~snuggle, snuggle~

Oh yeah...I still have a scared chibi Inu on my chest...

Look down...

He's staring straight at me...

Then he gave me a wide smile, saying, "Onee-chan! I love you! You're so soft n' warm..."

Ooooook...this is too much cuteness for even me to handle...

Trying to pry off the clinging hanyou...

...the little bugger has his claws hooked in my shirt

~more cuddles~ "I'm never letting go! Never!"

~sigh~ I give up...

I walk into my room, only to find that my two pillows and my blanket are completely soaked with drool

Remembering the gunshots, I checked the walls for any bullet holes

When I found none, I breathed a sigh of relief. At least I don't have to pay for wall repairs...
Put the soggy pillows and blanket into the hamper along with my drool-infested pjs

...Is that a mini spray can on my desk?

Picked it up (chibi Inu still embracing me, his face in my chest...the little pervert)

On it, there was a label that said: "For use on Dog Breath (Inuyasha) if he gets clingy"

Well, well, well...that monk really comes prepared, doesn't he?

Sprayed the hugging chibi and, to my surprise, he let go and fainted once again!

What's in that can anyways?

~sniff~

...is that perfume?

Read the label once again...there's reeeeeeally small words at the bottom...

"Premium Perfumed Bug Spray! The best choice of getting pests to 'buzz' off! Now in vanilla scent!"

...I'm just speechless...this stuff actually works on chibis?

Probably it's the strong smell that knocked tiny Inuyasha out...

...Aw, crap! I forgot to do my math homework!
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Hope you all like this one as much as i liked making it! ^^

P.S. I won't PM people like I used to just to confirm that a new chapter is out because sometimes it doesn't go through ><
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