Thursday, June 22, 2006

   Sorry for being late...but here it is! :D
Double Chibi Trouble! Part 6: The Destruction Of The Math Homework

First thing before homework...what am I going to do with Mister Doggy-Perv here?

Hmmm...*starts poking him*

...He's still unconscious...that stuff must be really powerful for the little guy

Might as well bring him downstairs with me...he's still knocked out and probably won't tackle-hug me...what could possibly go wrong?

Walked out of the room...

Is that mumbling I hear in the bathroom?

I leaned against the bathroom door, trying to decipher what the tiny monk is saying...

"--pid drool monger...I'll make sure you go to the afterlife...using the woman as a shield why don't you? I could've had anyone for a meat shie--, errr, partner to distract the fangirls, but nooooo...I get stuck with the living drool faucet...At least this house is better than the other ones..."

...They went to other people's houses before mine? I wonder how those people reacted when they noticed Mr. Grumpy and his dog residing in their house...

I think they'd freak out or hugged them more than what they wanted

Well, I think that's enough eavesdropping for me...I really need to finish my homework, or face the wrath of the teacher's nagging in detention

Went downstairs into the living room and plopped the still-unconscious chibi onto the sofa

...He's snoring now...at least he's not drooling again

Got out math textbook and homework from school bag

Time to tackle algebra!

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25 questions later...

Apparently, chibi Sanzo finished cleaning himself from the drool (maybe by taking a shower in the sink, I guess) and came into the living room wearing jeans and his black shirt (like his original-sized self). At least he calmed down...

He climbed up onto the sofa and, with a conceited look on his face, he faced me and demanded, "Where is dog-breath, woman? I have a score to settle and I know your hiding him! Tell me now, or else face the consequences!"

I can't help but stare at him...here’s a 7 ?inch chibi trying to threaten me, a full 5 foot 5" human and expecting to have me answer him

Well, might as well humour him so I can get back to my homework

"He's right behind you, oh great and powerful Sanzo, completely knocked out from your divine spray can of death," I replied mockingly

He just scowled at me and started to kick chibi Inuyasha awake

"Oy! *kick* Shit for brains! *another kick* Wake up already! *more kicks*"

And, since the kicks had no effect whatsoever, chibi Sanzo pulled out his gun and shot into the air

*Bang!*

I swear...I nearly had a heart attack and screwed up on the question I was working on at the time. The gun is actually one of those air guns, I observed

Well, it woke up chibi Inu. Only problem is? Fast like lighting, he glomped on my chest, shaking like a leaf, and bawling out, "I'm sowwie! I’m sowwie! Onee-chan, help me! He's going to kill me this time! I know it! Waaaaaaahh!"

Oh dear god...more tears...and they're blurring my homework answers so much that I can't read them...

"Oh put a sock in it, you crybaby! It's your fault you ruined my robes! You should know what's coming if you mess with me and now, you must pay!" shouted the tiny priest angrily over the wailing.

"Oh for crying out loud...get over it Sanzo!" I snapped. "He said he was sorry and, if you really like those robes so much, I'll wash them! This crying is really getting me irritated...and believe me, you don't want to see me mad."

Great. Now I'm talking to my hallucinations like if I known them for years...

Sanzo started grumbling. Really, this woman shouldn't be talking to me like this...but I really don't want to see her bad side. The scariest thing in the whole world is to see a woman on PMS.

Finally, he gave in and said, "Fine, I'll let it go..." for now, he added in his head

That takes care of Mr. Meany...now for the crybaby

...He dug his claws in my shirt again...

I wonder if they declawed chibis at the vet?

I started petting chibi Inuyasha. "...There, there. Everything is alright now. The evil monk won't harm you, ok? You can stop crying now."

Sanzo gave me a glare when I said "evil monk" but then turned his back to us, trying to avoid seeing the scene before him. ...I can't stand this mushiness, he thought. Kittens are better than this...

Chibi Inu stopped crying and was looking up at me with big eyes

"*sniff* Really?"

I sighed and said, "Yes. Really. Now can you please get off of me? My shirt has enough holes in it today, thank you very much."

The silver-haired hanyou snuggled into my chest a few times and let go, going back to the sofa, but stayed a good distance away from the hostile golden-haired priest

*sigh*...I need to start all over again...

I crumpled up my tear-soaked homework and threw it into the garbage

Brought out a new sheet of paper and, before I could start on question number one, chibi Sanzo cleared his throat

"Well you got my attention...what is it?" I responded

"errm...Inuyasha here wants to ask you a question..." he said sheepishly

Inuyasha stared at me and said, "Yeah! What's for breakfast?"

I should have seen that coming...
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Well, I hope you all are satisfied! (if you're there...T_T)I'm doing the next one tomorrow k?
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