Saturday, July 22, 2006

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Double Chibi Trouble! Part 7: The Hostile Monk

"Well?" retorted chibi Sanzo.

...They're staring at me...I really want them to stop that

I'm not usually the type of person that eats breakfast because I hardly have any time in the morning on a school day, so it has become a habit of mine everyday

Guess what my answer might as well be?

"...Nothing," I replied meekly

It took them a few seconds to grasp what I just said

"...What?" they both say in unison with their jaws dropping

"You heard me. Nothing. It's a waste of time anyways, so leave me to my work." Anyways, since when did hallucinations need to eat?

Then chibi Sanzo put his hands on his waist, put on the most threatening look he could muster and said demandingly, "Woman! I don't give a shit about your work! You better make us breakfast! Or else..."

" 'Or else?' Or else what? Or else you're going to kill me with your little air gun there, baldy?"

That made him snap

"I'M NOT BALD YOU BITCH! JUST BECAUSE I'M A MONK DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD! HOW MANY FRIGGIN' TIMES I HAVE TO TELL PEOPLE! And FYI, this ISN'T an ordinary 'air gun'! It's MINE!"

Talk about a chibi on PMS...sheesh, he's practically foaming at the mouth

Poor chibi Inu is taking cover under the sofa, trying his best not to get in the crossfire, especially now that Sanzo whipped out his pistol

He pointed his pistol at me and fired

...Well at least he tried to fire

*click, click*

"...The darned trigger is jammed," Sanzo grumbled as he attempted to pull the trigger again

*click, click*

"Stupid piece of junk..."

As the tiny rambunctious priest was fidgeting with his gun, chibi Inu squeaked out from his hiding place, "Is it safe to come out now, Onee-chan?"

"Yes, you can come out now. Sanzo's pistol is jammed," I replied

The dog-eared hanyou cautiously came out from under the sofa. Wiping off the huge dust bunnies from his fire-rat robe (it seems that I might need to do more than washing clothes this weekend...), Inuyasha faced me and said happily, "Finally! That scary gun doesn't work anymore! Do you know how long I waited for Sanzo's pistol to stop working, Onee-chan? I really hate those times he used me as a target...he's a big meany. Just ask our previous hos--"

*THWACK!*

Apparently, Sanzo had another weapon to be 'feared' of: The Fan of Divine Punishment. Strangely enough, it came out of nowhere and he just hit Inu with it on the head

"Owwie!"

"Shut up, you stupid dog! She not supposed to know about that yet!" Sanzo hissed

"Know about what?"

"Oh...nothing. Nothing at all. None of your beeswax anyways," the mini-monk replied haughtily

They're keeping a secret away from me...I know it, I thought to myself

Before I could ask him why, Inuyasha said quickly, "Can we have breakfast, Onee-chan? Please? Please? With pancakes on top? I'm reeeeeeally starving..."

Well...I guess I could try to have breakfast in the morning...I really need to break my habit of sleeping during math class because of lack of food in the morning. And also the fact that the gym teacher keeps nagging how breakfast is 'important'

I had to give in anyways or else I'll face the wrath of a crybaby bawling until I'm deaf for life

"...Fine. I'll make breakfast."

At that moment, chibi Inu's eyes lit up and said with glee, "Yay! Sanzo, did you hear that? We get to eat! Hooray!"

"Hmph! Whatever," chibi Sanzo said as he was trying to fix his gun

"Can we have pancakes, Onee-chan?" Inuyasha pleaded, staring at me and showing the biggest puppy-dog eyes he could muster. "Can we? Can we? Please? Please? Pretty Pleeeeease?"

*sigh* "All right, I'll cook some pancakes for breakfast," I replied

"Yay!"

Once again, he glomped on my chest, started nuzzling me and piped, "I lurve you Onee-chan!"

I can't but help thinking how cute chibi Inuyasha is acting...but also I can't help but think about my poor shirt filled with holes from Mr. Clingy here. It my favourite too...

Sanzo just rolled his eyes at the scene before him, looked at me sternly, and said, "Gag me. Please. I hate this cutesy kind of crap. I have to deal with this everyday and it's torture...not like I have a choice."

I gave him a confused look and asked, "Why's that?"

"It's none of your beeswax!" he shot back and headed towards the kitchen

Jeez...almost anything they know is like 'none of my beeswax'...

Well, maybe they'll spill the beans after breakfast

"Still, what am I going to do with my homework?" I wondered out loud. I still need to do some chores also, I thought to myself

I looked down at the dog-eared hanyou clinging to my shirtfront and he gave me a puzzled look while saying, "What's that?"

The tiny priest in the kitchen hollered, "Some kind of burnable trash that's not even worth mentioning right now because I'm starving! Woman, get in here and make me my coffee!"

I'm still hoping that I'm hallucinating right now...this little prick of a monk is ordering me around and it's getting on my nerves

I'll definitely need to give the Insane Asylum a call...
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