Saturday, January 20, 2007

OMG me and amanda are horny!!!!!
this is a story that me and my friend linda started and now me and mirelle5 are adding to it. mwahahaha. it's so freakin funny!!! read!!!

teh vacation!!!

starring: linda the magnificent, cheyenne the burning napkins girl, the flirtatious brittany, the pshyco chick amanda, migi brianna, and jonathan the cookie fiend!

our story starts out with 5 lovely ladies and a dude stranded on a deserted island just trying to survive. 5 girls, one boy, what will happen!? find out in this epic fairytale! and now our story begins!

chapter 1
location: on an airplane
time: middle of the night

brittany: aren't we there yet?!
linda: no, now stop asking!
brianna: will you two shut up?! it's the middle of the night and some of us are trying to get some sleep before we get to hawaii!
linda and brittany: eh heh....sorry! ^^;
jonathan: *coming out of the bathroom* um.. i don't think anyone should use the bathroom for a while. eh heh heh...
all the girls: eeeewwww!!!!
jonathan: i think those cookies i ate were past their experation date....
amanda: don't tell me you ate the cookies in a jar with ponies on it?!
jonathan: um.. yeah...
amanda: you little..! *punches jonathan in the stomach
jonathan: umm... i gotta go to the bathroom again...^^;
brittany: you're hopeless...
*plane shakes*
cheyenne: turbulance maybe?
linda: i dunno
pilot: everyone put on your seatbelts! we're going to crash!
everyone: !? OMG!!!!
*everyone puts seatbelts on*
cheyenne: where's jonathan?!
brittany: i'll go get him!
linda: no! you'll die if you don't have a seatbelt on when we crash!
brittany: but i have to get to jonathan!
brittany: *runs towards bathroom*
jonathan: what's the matter britt?
brittany: crash...plane....seatbelt....
jonathan: huh?!

BOOM! *plane crashes

chapter 2
location:unknown island, everyone covered in plane remains
time: still middle of the night

brianna: ugh...*gets up* is everyone okay?
amanda: i am but my cookies are seriously injured! T.T
brianna: forget about your stupid cookies and help me look for everyone!
cheyenne: ugh,,,,
brianna and amanda: are you okay?!
cheyenne: i think... but my wrist hurts a little... but we need to find everyone else first.
brianna: yeah.
jonathan: come here quick! brittany's in bad condition!!!
brittany: ugh.....
amanda: are you okay?!
brittany: does it look like i'm okay???
amanda: umm..noo...... but my cookies are in worse condition!
cheyenne and brianna: ugh...
cheyenne: i think her leg's broken!
jonathan: then i'll have to carry her! *picks brittany up*
brittany: *blush*
brianna: now off to find linda! *points finger towards the distance*
cheyenne: okay!
amanda: i think i'll stay here and tend to my cookies' wounds.
cheyenne: you're coming with us! *pulls amanda by her ear*
amanda: then at least let me bring them with me!
cheyenne: ughh.... fine
amanda: *grabs cookies*

chapter 3
location: an unknown island...still....
time: towards dawn

linda: *to herself* i think my arm's broken....
cheyenne: hey is that linda?!
jonathan: *while still carrying brittany* i think it is!
linda: hey guys!
brianna: are you alright?!
amanda: *muttering to herself* she doesn't look in as bad shape as my cookies..*mutter mutter*
linda: i think my arm's broken though...
brianna: we'd better get to someplace where we can rest then we'll tend to everyone's injuries.
everyone: okay!
amanda: there are so many dead bodies around here..... creepy. *shields her cookies eyes*
cheyenne: i think we were the only ones who survived.
linda: *points good arm towards the shack* we could rest there.
jonathan: well, okay.
*everyone heads towards the shack*
brianna: i wonder who owns this thing...
cheyenne: well, it's proly the best thing we can find right now, so just don't worry about the details.
jonathan: wow... brittany fainted....
amanda: hey maybe jonathan should kiss her to wake her up. go ahead jonathan, pucker up!
jonathan: *blushes*
cheyenne: go ahead! don't be a sissy!
linda:lol
jonathan: *leans in for a kiss*
brittany: *wakes up* what the heck are you doing!! you pervert!!!! *slaps jonathan and leaves a mark*
jonathan: what was that for?!?!
brittany: because y- OMG! what is that?!
brianna: what's what?
brittany: THAT!!
everyone: *turns to look*
everyone: i-it's the boogieman!!!

chapter 4
time: 2007... okay...?
loction: still on the island. duh! boy, we suck!

boogieman: i am ..... *pauses*
everyone: what..?!
boogieman: *points to brittany* your FATHER!!!
brittany: NOOO!!!! *faints and dies*
amanda: *pokes her with a stick* i think she's dead... let's eat her!!!!!
brianna: you're a cannibal?!?!
cheyenne: i wanna eat her arm... *drools*
amanda: no but i'm REALLY REALLY hungry and my cookies are in bad condition so i can't eat them! T-T
brianna: .... cheyenne? are you a cannibal then?
cheyenne: *has an insane look on her face* yeah..... so?
boogieman: okay, what the hell's going on here?! *picks up brittany and leaves*
cheyenne: i'm just pulling your leg! ^-^
brianna: really?
cheyenne: or maybe pulling it so i can eat it!!!! ... jk.
jonathan: screw brittany! *grabs linda and makes out passionately*
brianna: OMG?! o.0
amanda: *shields cookies eyes again*
cheyenne: *looks away*

chapter 5
time: early morning
location: still on the island retard!

amanda: *looks off into the distance* *walks away* *towrds the distance*
brianna: *points to amanda* where's she going?
cheyenne: i dunno... let's follow her... secretly! *evil grin*
linda and jonathan: *still making out*
amanda: *i her head* i think i see someone! *runs over*
random kid laying on the ground: *silent*
amanda: OMG?! i don't think he's breathing!!!1
brianna: i wonder what's she doing...?
cheyenne: i dunno...? let's just keep following!
brianna: okay!
linda and jonathan: *still making out*
amanda: *goes over to random kid laying on the ground* i think i need to do mouth-to-mouth!!!
amanda: *in her head* ..... he's HAWT.... and SMEXY!!!!
amanda: *kisses him passionately instead of mouth-to-mouth*
cheyenne and brianna: OMG!!! *they both scream bloody murder!*
linda and jonathan: *stop making out* what the hell was that?!?!?!?! *they look over and scream!*
random kid laying on the ground: *wakes up* what the hell are you doing?! *slaps amanda*
everyone else: *GASP*
amanda: what the hell was that for?! i saved your freaking SMEXY life!
everyone: *GASPNESS*
random kid laying on the ground: okay... *holds amanda's hands* miss. i dunno know your name so i'll just call you SMEXY will you go out with me!?
amanda: okey-dokey! and the name's amanda! *puts her thumbs up* but i have to know your name too!
random kid laying on the ground: it's joey. joey lehr.
amanda: *blushes* mine's amanda .... fails... T-T
joey: *bursts out into laughter*
amanda: *slaps him*
joey: hey! what was that for?!
amanda: you're so mean! *stands up and trips landing on joey*
joey: *blushes*
amanda: what the hell, you pervert?!
joey: i didn't do anything! you're boobs landed on me!!!!
amanda: what the HELL did you just say?!?!?! *slaps him again*
everyone: *EVEN MORE GASPNESS*
cheyenne: drama... and she just met the kid two seconds ago..
brianna: i know...
cheyenne and brianna: posing as old geezers* kids today *says it while stroking their "beards"

chapter 6
time: morning
location: ON THE ISLAND STILL!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH MORON?!?!?!

linda: wow... just... wow...
jonathan: i know... wow....
linda: *looks passionately into jonathan's eyes*
jonathan: *looks back into hers*
linda:*makes out with him*
brianna and cheyenne: OMG not again....
cheyenne: OMG!!! i see ichiraku!!! the ramen place!!!
everyone except amanda: NU UH!
amanda: get outta my ways you fools! i'm getting freaking ramen!!!
cheyenne: i'm with ya!!!
*the two stampede out and run towards the ramen!*
linda: those two and their ramen... *sigh*
jonathan: yeah, i know what you mean!
joey: welcome to the underworld!! bwahahaha! *flames shoot up outta nowhere*
everyone: WTF?!?!?!?!
joey: *calms down* okay... it was just a spur of the moment thing....
brianna: o.0
cheyenne: OMG i see it!!! *runs faster*
amanda: OMG!!!! *drools and runs faster*
*they break into song*
cheyenne and amanda once they get to ichiraku:
....SHADOW...SHADOW.. SHADOW...
~eating
slurping
eating~
on the mysterious island of doom~ ...dun dun dun
we're protecting our tummys! ~ we are A-A-MANDA, AND CH-CH-CHEYENNE.... who are cannibals!
*song ends*
amanda: i'm still hungry, howsa bout yous?
cheyenne: *with insane look on her face* i know what you're thinking. no more ramen... but we have other sources of food... *looks at the waiters and waitresses*
***DARKNESS**** *SCREAMING*

chapter 7
time: in the afternoon
location: in... heaven?!?! WTF?!

angel(as an angel): welcome to heaven brittany-san.
brittany: WTF?!?!
angel: we do not say such rude things here. it is a place of peace.
brittany: SCREW PEACE! WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?
angel: didn't i already make it clear to you that we're in heaven?
brittany: you're a crazy...!
angel: *looks at his paper* oh my....
brittany: what do you mean by oh my?!
angel: oh my!
brittany: what the hell do you mean by; "oh my" ?!?!?!?!?!
angel: you are in the wrong place. *pulls lever*
*trap door opens up beneath brittany's feet*
brittany: AHHHHH! WT-
angel" well, i am god ya know. *turns purple*

amanda s.: welcome to hell young one.
briitany: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
amanda s.: you're dead, honey.
brittany: ...... OMG!!!!

chapter 8
time: in the afternoon
location: do i even have to say anymore?

*amanda and cheyenne finish up their "meal"
brianna: o.0
linda: o.0
jonathan: o.0
joey: it's to be expected young ones.
amanda: what? what the heck are you saying?!
joey: .... huh? what?! what did i say?
amanda: just stand there and look SMEXY
joey: okay. ... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
amanda: nothing.... *in her head* he's so SMEXY when he's stupid. i just wanna... *too bad to type*
linda: i think i see some water over there.
jonathan: let's go check it out dudes!
brianna: and dudettes dork!!!
jonathan: yeah, i meant to say that.... heh heh.
*everyone goes over there*
cheyenne: *eyes light up* it's an onsen!!!!
brianna: a what?
cheyenne: hot springs. duh.
brianna: how was i supposed to know?! you're over there speaking frickin' chinese!
cheyenne: *pounces on her like a tiger to it's prey* it's japanese you *BLEEP*
joey: yeah! i can take a bath now! *in his head* then amanda will think i'm SMEXY again... *blushes*
amanda: *in her head* i wonder what he's thinking about...

SMEXAGON

linda: then let's get in! but we have to have a boys side and a girls' side
jonathan: awww..... why??
linda: *glares at him*
jonathan: ARF ARF... okay...
brianna: WTF?!
amanda: but my cookies wil get soggy!!! T-T
brianna: why don't you eat those freaking things already!?!?!
cheyenne: why don't you just leave them where we put our clothes?
amanda: oh, i would've never thought of that!
cheyenne: goes to walk over to ... somewhere... and trips and falls on her face
*boys undress and girls undress*
jonathan: *trying to peep*
linda: *slap* STAY ON YOUR SIDE!!! *points to his side*
jonathan: awww....
brianna: perv.
amanda: what's a perv?
everyone sigh except cheyenne
cheyenne: uh... well.... it's.... umm.... why don't you have joey tell you?
amanda: okies!
amanda: peek head over to boys' side
jonathan: why the hell can you girls look at us and we can't look at you?!?!?!
amanda: cause we got boobies!
joey: *blush*
amanda: joey, what's a perv?
joey: i dunno. what is it jonathan?
jonathan: *explains it all*
amanda: O.O
joey: (=o.o=)
amanda and joey: okay....
joey: *looks at amanda*
jonathan: see, you're a perv just like me!! ^-^ *smiles* *trys to look at linda*
linda: *full of rage* *grabs amanda slaps jonathan and joey for hell of it and goes back to the girls' side*
cheyenne: what happened? *clueless as ever*
amanda: aww... winda... why'd you pull me away? i was weraning stuffies.
brianna: i'm afriad to ask.

*on the boys side*

jonathan: *explaining some things to joey that i would not like to type... EVER!!
joey: O.O

to be continued.....
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