Saturday, January 27, 2007

   teh vacation... part 2!!
i hope you like it!!! we are high off of cake, and lotsa other nummyful things!!!

*on the boys side*

jonathan: *explaining some things to joey that i would not like to type... EVER!!
joey: O.O
jonathan: now do you understand?
joey: *sits there*....
jonathan: are you okay buddeh?
joey: *all of a sudden* DUN DUN DUN * joey gets a nosebleed!!!*
jonathan: hey joey, did you know *BEEP* and *BEEP* do *BEEP* .... and it continues...
joey: O.O MY EARS! STOP!!!!
jonathan: okay!!! *picks up joey and throws him into the girls' side*

chapter 9
time: sometime in time
location: hot springs

jonathan: you better go in there and tell me what you've seen... OR ELSE........... *scary pause*
joey: or what?
jonathan: or *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
joey: *shakes cause he's scared* o-okay...
jonathan: *pats joey on the head* good boy.
joey: *sneaks over to girls' area* *grabs a nearby bamboo stick and starts breathing underwater and listening in on the girls' conversation*
cheyenne: charlie!!!
amanda: charlie!!!
cheyenne: candy mountain, charlie!!!
amanda: yeah, candy mountain charlie!!!
cheyenne: we're on a bridge charlie!!!
amanda: yeah, bridge charlie!!!
amanda and cheyenne: SSSSHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNnnnn the non-believers!!! SSSSSHHHHHUUUUNNNNNnnnnn!!!
amanda and cheyenne: (acting as charlie) OH CRAP!!! THEY TOOK MY KIDNEY!!!!!
linda and brianna: SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!
cheyenne and amanda: sowwies...
brianna and linda: *they start having a creepy conversation about *girl things*
brianna: hey linda, i *BEEP* to *BEEP* and *BEEP* with *BEEP*
linda: omg! *BEEP* did *BEEP* to *BEEP*?!?!
joey: *thinking in his head* omg my ears!! i do not need to be hearing this!!! lalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
brianna: i know! *BEEP* does *BEEP* with *BEEP*
linda: omg! i didn't know *BEEP* did *BEEP* with *BEEP*!!!
brianna: yeah, i know! *BEEP* shouldn't be doing *BEEP* with *BEEP*
joey: AHHHHH!!!! help me dear god!!!
amanda: hey, what that? (points toward joey's straw*)
cheyenne: i dunno. blow in it! see what happens! *not knowing that joey's on the other end*
amanda: okay!!! *blows in straw*
joey: OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!! I DON'T THINK THAT I CAN STAY UNDER ANYMORE!!! *pops up*
amanda: HI JOEY!!! WASSUP?
everyone else: OMG!!! YOU PERVERT!!!
brianna: *bitch-slaps joey*
jonathan: *comes over* what's the rukus?
linda: omg you pervert!! *bitch-slaps him*
amanda: why'd you hit them?
brianna: cause they're perverts!!!
amanda: what was that again? oh yeah... i remember now! ... uh ohs. that's a bad thing isn't it?
everyone: DUH!!!

BEP

chapter 10
time: the afternoon... that's not funny... or is it?
location: STILL ON THE ISLAND YOU *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

*everyone goes to get dressed*
amanda: where's my cookies?
cheyenne: i dunnos. i can't find my clothes... T-T
amanda: i can't find my cookies!
linda: omg! who stole our freakin' clothes?!
brianna: i can't find mine either!
amanda: i see a monkey!!..... AND IT'S GOT MY COOKIES!!!.... it must be destroyed!
cheyenne: i shall call it brianna monkeynessperson!
linda and brianna: forget about naming it!!! it stole our clothes!!!
cheyenne: but it needs a name. and don't call her it! she's a girl!
brianna: how do you know?
cheyenne: i have my resources...
linda: and what might they be?
cheyenne:.. i've got...... bitches!!!
linda and brianna: o.0
amanda: *breaks into song slightly* we all live in a yellow submarine! a yellow submarine! a yellow submarine! a yellow submarine!
everyone but cheyenne: WTF?
cheyenne: i like that song! yayness!
amanda: MAHO!
cheyenne: where's your caolic?
amanda: it go BOOM! and pink stuff came out!
cheyenne: oh.... okay. that makes sense!
everyone else: let's get back to getting back our clothes now.
amanda and cheyenne: okey-dokey~!
amanda: *starts bawling for no apparent reason* my cookie are gone!!!! *wahhhh*
joey: *pushes everyone out of the way* what's the matter amanda?
amanda: my cookies went bye-byes!!! *wahhhh*
joey: i'll get them for you!!!
linda: joey, don't you dare look down!
joey: huh?
linda: just don't perv.
brianna: hey! a clothes store!!!
cheyenne: where?
linda: it's the dressy-up store!
amanda: omg i love that store!
cheyenne: yeah, i know! everything's like, so uber cute!
jonathan: *comes over*
everyone: *shields their eyes* OMG!!!
linda: *shields hers and amanda's eyes*
*everyone runs into the dressy-up store to get some clothes*
jonathan: *comes out in pepsi-bottle suit* (with pop in it)
joey: *comes out in a monkey suit*
brianna: *comes out in a chibi suit*
linda: *comes out in an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini.. (that she wore for the first time today!)
cheyenne: *comes out in a cute kitty cosplay outfit*
amanda: *comes out in a cute bunny cosplay outfit*
joey and jonathan: *nosebleed*
cheyenne and amanda: why they do that?
brianna: cause we're SMEXY you fool!
amanda and cheyenne: oh... that makes sense.

chapter 11
time: the evening (dinner time... dun dun dun... and i know amanda and cheyenne's favorite meals...)
location: omg you retard!

linda: *stomach rumbles* i'm hhhhuuuunnnnngggryyy...
brianna: me too...
jonathan: well, we're gonna haveta go hunting~!
amanda and cheyenne: nooo!!!! don't hurt the cute wittle fuzzies!!!
joey: i shall rule you all!!! mwahahahahaha!!!
linda: WTH?!
brianna: what are you talking about?
joey: uh... what? what did i say..?
linda: oh... never mind...
joey: *turns head in confuzzlement*
jonathan: okay! let's go hunting!!
cheyenne and amanda: nooo!!!! T-T
linda: howsa bout you guys go look for fruit and we hunt?
cheyenne and amanda: okey-dokeys then!
jonathan: you should bring a man with you! *pushes joey* (we don't know if he's a man or not, but let's just say that he is..... jk.
joey: o-okay..
*amanda and cheyenne grab joey's hands and skip down towards the forest of rainbows*
linda: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kay....
brianna: let's just forget that we saw that.
jonathan: then let's get going gang! *grabs linda and brianna's hands and skip down towards the river of doom... dun dun dun*
joey: *blushes* can y-you guys l-let go of my h-hands now..?
amanda: no way buckaroo! *grabs his hand tighter*
joey: *blushes even more*
cheyenne: i see prettyful fruits!!!
joey: isn't that-
amanda: isn't that what?
joey: food?
cheyenne: yes. yes it is. you win a million bucks! hahaha!!!
amanda: what?
cheyenne: i dunno... let's eat the nummyful fruits!!!
amanda: okies!!!! *picks fruits and eats one*
cheyenne: so are they nummyfuls?
amanda: EEEK there're so nummyfuls, i love them so much, have one!!!
cheyenne: okies! *eats one* oooo!!!! nuuummmufuls!!!
joey: uh... what's he matter with you guys?
cheyenne: you got a problem biotch?
joey: uhh... noo..
amanda: yeah, what's you problem brother man?
joey: what kind of fruits did you guys eat?
cheyenne: gum-gum fruit~!! eat one!! *shoves one down his throat*
amanda: *kisses him*
joey: o.0 WTH? ookkaayy..
cheyenne: be with the wonderful unicorns in lala land!!! o.o
amanda: i am a second degree graduate!! *BEEP*
joey: em yhapp!!!
cheyenne: me too!!! *pets a random snake* i like snakes *licks it's tongue* sssssssssss
amanda: *hic* snakeys perdyful! *hic* *grabs snake from cheyenne and starts dancing with it*
joey: yoke-ydoke-ysmoke-rbea.
cheyenne: *runs across a prettyful rainbow* taste the rainbow! *licks it* i like pie!!! and cereal. cereals good. milk is white. but sometimes brown. but why would it be brown? brown is the color of poopy. i don't like poopy. it doesn't taste good. i like chocolate milk. i hope it's not made from poopy. yarr!!! i'm a pirate-kitten-alien from venus. hey, venus rhymes with *BEEP*... and jupiter is stupiter, then meee!!! la dee da dee da! i am a prettyful midget from switzerland! hey, do they make cheese there? i like cheese. only shredded though. puppies are furriful. i like puppies. puppies are nice...
amanda: *hic* can we *hic* goes backs nows? *hic*
joey: slet' gbrin esom sfruit hwit su!
cheyenne: okies!
*they bring back some fruit*

chapter 12
time: dinner meal!
location: god you're freaking stupid.. *hic*

to be continued...
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