Monday, February 19, 2007

   new chapters!!
hey everyone! amanda and i made some new chapters for yas!!! here's two of them, but youwon't get to read the rest till laters!!! it'll keep your suspense up! o.0

chapter 12
time: dinner meal!
location: god you're freaking stupid.. *hic*

PLAY WITH THE NUMBERS BIOTCH!!!

amanda, joey, and cheyenne: *skipping down to the river of doom... DU DUN DU*
amanda: *hic* wet's have winda *hic* and.. *hic.. brianna wand wonathan *hic* eat whese wummy frwuits too!! *hic*
*they arrive at the river of doom*... DU DUN DU*
cheyenne: *in a really loud squeeky voice* hi guys! watcha doin'? i like to do DDR.. but i suck at it.... does anyone here suck eggs? cause i hear people say that all the time! you all suck eggs! eggs come from a chicken, did you know that? what came first the chicken or the egg? eggs are good. good is bad. demons are bad... or are they? are they just misunderstood? am i misunderstood? why do they make big words like misunderst-
joey: DID OUY SGUY hcatc YAN sfishie????? YAR!
linda, brianna, and jonathan: WHAT are you guys talking about?!?!?!
amanda:*hic* weat some frwuits!!! *shoves gum-gum fruits down everyone's throat's*
linda: WHAT THE FU-
jonathan: what are you guys--- *the side effects start kicking in* i like spoons and bananas!! *creepy smile* hahahahaha!! i like banana spoons!!!
brianna: what are these--- *her side effects start kicking in* DORK DOR DOR DORK DO DORK DORK DORK DORK DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linda: what are these fruits?!?! *shrinks two inches* OMG!!! what's happening to me?!?! *shrinks two more inches*
joey: swhat' ggoin no eher?!
amanda: *hic* won't wask me BIT- *starts hiccuping out of control*
cheyenne: OMG what's happening to amanda? amanda i s a cool name. it's cool in here!!! here sounds like queer! i'm not queer. but i like the word queer. how do they make words up? and why do some words mean the same thing as other words? do they just want to confuzzle us? and who are they anyways? we always say they but who are they? it is a mystery!!! just like joey's nosehairs!!!! and why is the sky so blue??? OMG is it water? is water blue? i think it is, but then why does it turn green?? i wonder why-
amanda: *interrupts cheyenne's ranting* wwhy wam wi *hic* wocking whis way? *starts walking towards random snail and licking it*
joey: ti tmus eb eth mgu-mgu tfrui!!!
brianna: DORK DORK DO DOR DORK DORK DO DOR DORK DO DO DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
linda:OMG!!! *shrinks two MORE inches* *she keeps talking until she's the size of a pea*
linda: *in a high little squeeky voice that' sounds like a cwute wittle fuzzy hamster* OMG i'm the size of a pea!!! no, the peas are bigger than me!! OMG!! *stares at the pea and sees that it's sorta like a mirror* oooo. i look good. no, i look hot!!! too bad i wasn't big... TT~TT wahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jonathan: i wonder where... banana!!.... linda... spoon!!... is? *steps on her*
linda: AHHHH!! hey you fu-
jonathan: linda? ...spoon... is that you down there? ...banana...
linda: yes it's me you idiot!!! find out how to make me big again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >o<
jonathan: okay... spoon.... *kisses his finger and touches linda with his finger*
linda: O.O *grows big again* YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
jonathan: my love!! *the two make out... again*


chapter 13
time: after *dinner*
location: the island you fu---

WARNING: amanda and cheyenne were high of cookies... well amanda was.... cheyenne has pudding... not good.... well, they cannotbe held liable for anything that happensduring this chapter. or for any other chapter. thank you. you may continue reading.... but continue with caution!!!! o.0

*everyone's side effects wear off*
joey: whoa.... i can talk normal again.... *walks over to amanda and kisses her* whoa!!! OMG!! my body did that on it's own!!! o.0 *kisses amanda again* AHHHHH!!!! *kisses amanda... again*
amanda: *in her head* wow. i like joey's new side effect! *suddenly.. DU DUN DU.... a cut appears on her ankle* OWWWIES!!! *she starts crying*
joey: oh no!!! *kisses her cut* there.. all betters! *kisses her again*
amanda: *blushes* uh... thank you joey... *gets another cut and starts crying again*
joey: i will make it better!! *kisses her cut again*
*this happens over and over again. meanwhile....*
cheyenne: yay!!! i've stopped ranting!! ^o^ *turns purple* OMG!!! what's happening to me!?!? *turns yellow* AHHH!!! *turns blue* *in a weird voice* well, i am god ya know! *turns white*
jonathan: oooookay.*farts* OMG!!! *farts* i keep farting!!! *farts* nooo!!!! what's linda going to think?! *farts*
brianna: amanda and cheyenne just had to make us eat those damn gum-gum fruits!!! SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT!!! OMG....what happening this time?! AFLACK! uhhhh... nnnoooo. TT~TT
linda: oh no!!! -_-lll *turns into a cow... literally!* MOOO?!!?
jonathan: OMG!!! my love's a cow!!!
linda: MOOOOO!!!! TT~TT
cheyenne: oh noes!!! *turns red* one of my best friends is a cow!!! but that means i could eat her... i have been pretty hungry... *turns turquise* no...i musn't!!! >.>
linda: MOOOO
amanda: *goes over to linda and starts milking her* (since she didn't say anything she didn't getcut... ^-^;)
linda: MOOOO >.< *in her head* OMG biotch!! stop touching my utter!!!

-----meanwhile in heaven-----

angel: holy crap!! this paperwork never ends! people need to stop dying!! god....
ann: (she is angel's secretary) angel!!!
angel: what?
ann: do not use god's name in vain!!!
angel: ooops....
ann: it's okay.
angel: is jesus better?
ann: yes.
angel: but he's my son.. how can he be better than me?!
ann: cause you're a retard.
angel: okay. that makes sense! ^_^
ann: good. now back to work mister!!!
angel: okay... -_-lll

~~~~and meanwhile in hell...~~~~

amanda s.: *sigh* hell is so boring!!! no one ever ends up here!! *pouts*
amanda g: tell me about it.... well, that brittany girl is here!!!
amanda s.: yesh, you're right! you always make me feel better amanda!!! ^-^
amanda g: you're welcome!!!
man: don't forget about me!!
amanda s: uh... who are you again?
amanda g.: yesh, i don't recall your name?
man: my name's hitler you idiots!!!
amanda s: oh yeah.... i don't like you! amanda, please take care of this!
amanda g: okay! i'd be happy to! *sticks a knife through hitler's chest*
hitler: AHHHHH!!!! *he ends up in oblivion(which is nowhere)
amanda s: another bites the dust! ^o^
amanda g: yes, you're quite right. ^-^
amanda s: ya know what? i'm so bored, let's start a war with heaven!!!
amanda g: okay!!!!

hope ya liked it biotches!! jk! ^-^

~ali
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