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Vitals

Birthday
• 1991-04-06
Gender
• Female
Location
• The nation with the most nuclear weapons on the planet
Member Since
• 2004-05-19
Occupation
• High School student; practicing Hobo/Stripper
Real Name
• Ari (pronounced âr-ee, to avoid confusion); I also go by Squishy and Kitty

Personal

Achievements
• Eh, I don't "achieve"
Anime Fan Since
• Fall of '02 I believe
Favorite Anime
• Cowboy Bebop, Spirited Away, Nausicaa, FMA, and Chobits
Goals
• Make it into Stanfy, among some other things
Hobbies
• Computer, Trumpet, Music, Video Games, fings of that sort...
Talents
• Cuteness, Smartness, Awesomeness, Artisticness, Musicalness, Foxiness

myOtaku.com: Angel of Pig

Friday, July 30, 2004

funny funny family

Conversation that went on earlier tonight.

Ari: *Starts walking down the stairs, then stops abruptly in the middle to hear what sounds like angry footseps. Made by none other than my mom. Starts to walk upstairs, quietly, meanwhile, is hoping that mom didn't find last weeks dust from the kitchen behind the garbage can because she couldn't find the dust pan.*

Mom: Well, aren't you going to welcome me back.

Ari; *freezes for a second, then turns around, prepared for the worst. Surprisingly, she finds Mom with a smile on her face. There is a moment of relief, then Ari catches on, it's just a cover up. Uses intellect not to get caught, plays it cool* Oh, hi Mom, how was your trip?

Mom: Oh, it was good. You know, you didn't do the dishes.

Ari:*stress goes away* Well, Elise didn't unload today 'cause she was out to a movie with her friend.

Mom: Okay. *turns to Elise, my sister* Elise, go unload the dishwasher.

Elise: Don't talk to me, I'm in a bad mood.

Ari: Why's that?

Elise: Because, I missed Daniel Radcliffe *sob* on TV.

Ari: Oh shut up, stupid little movie star fangirl. *goes into kitchen, where brother comes in shortly after from putting the car in the garrage.*

Elise: *pursues* Well, I'm sorry I like someone who I actually have a chance with.

Ari: And I'm sorry that .00003% is not very high.

Sean(brother): Atleast she isn't in love with a cartoon character.

Ari: *blushes with embarasement and fury* He's. Not. A. Cartoon. Character.

Elise: It's "anime" Sean.

Sean: Oh fine then, "anime"

Ari: *starts hitting brother* You better watch out, I know martial arts. (lie, lie, lie)

Sean: *gets in boxing starting stance*

Ari: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! DON'T KILL ME!! I DON'T KNOW BOXING!*runs up into room where she cowers for 5 minutes. peaks head out of door and slowely enters hallway, walks past brothers room.

AMBUSHED!

Sean: *grabs Ari in a headlock and drags her into his room. Where she dies, 'cause he throws her onto his bed, and that breaks her kneck, mwahahahaha.... Actually, the truth is, I didn't break my kneck, but I was able to scramble out of the room and hide downstairs for a half hour when brother calms down*

So, that's my story, comment as you wish. Sorry about my bad spelling too, it's 12 am!

... how should I know?

“Never pretend to love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.” - - Alan Watts

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