Tuesday, August 17, 2004

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Today's Random Quote: "The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law." --Alex Levin

Today's Random Word: parapet

(noun) [PAR·ah·pit, PAR·ah·pet']

1. a low wall along the edge of a roof or balcony: "After many years of desensitization therapy, Yola has overcome her fears and can comfortably approach the parapet of her own roof deck."

2. fortification for soldiers consisting of a low wall

Today's Olympic Events: Badmiton, Baseball, Basketball, Beach Volleyball, Boxing, Canoe/Kayak, Diving, Equestrian, Fencing, Field Hockey, Gymnastics, Judo, Rowing, Sailing, Shooting, Soccer, Softball, Swimming, Table Tennis, Tennis, Track & Field, Volleyball, and Water Polo.

Did you people know that the only thing that I've been watching in the past two days is the Olympics...?

Anyway, yesterday, I don't know if any of you knew, but Ari was very angry. I will tell you about it, you don't have to read, so I'll give you a summary at the end of the story for those lazy folk.
The story starts yesterday at the zoo... , the zoo is one of my favorite places on Earth because I'm an animal freak (love everything except bugs). I would rather see animals in nature but it's hard to go to Africa, South America, Asia, Australia, and Europe on $5. I love to see animals when they're happy, and I don't know why, but I can tell what an animal is feeling when I look into their eyes and expressions on their faces, probably all of the combined years I've been watching Animal Planet.... Anyways, we're in the big cat/primate section of the zoo, if you didn't know, my two favorite animals are Wolves and Snow Leopards. I don't know why, but they're both so beautiful and gracefull and stuff. We walk up to the snow leopard cage-thingy. There are two snow leopards in there and one of them's sleeping in the tree and the other's eating a piece of meat. Then this... guy starts hitting the class, I don't know why other people didn't see anything wrong with this, but I certainly did. I seriously wanted to tell this guy to stop, but he's 6'5" tall atleast (my Dad's that tall so I can compair) and I didn't want a fight. The leopard that's eating gets annoyed by the man's noise and shows his teeth to try and make him stop, the man continues. The leopard, which was thouroughly agitated by now, starts pacing back and fourth, everyone's like "oooo! Look at him! He's so big and pretty and all that other stuff!" But you take one look in his eyes and you can tell he's trying to say, "Leave me alone! I just want to eat in peace!" The man continues until his wife or girlfriend or something calls him over to look at the monkeys. By now there is a large crowd around the pen and he looks like he wants to tear someone apart. He just wanted for the people to leave him alone... This made Ari very angry....

Okay, and here's that summary everyone wants: Man angers Leopard, which in turn angers Ari, Leopard wants to be left alone but people are closing in on all sides, Ari stays angry.

Now, my ranting is almost done! But I have a favor to ask of you peoples... I know most, probably all of you are avid anime fans and have seen many Animes. (that's why you'd be called an Otaku... you know the website? myOTAKU?... okay, you don't get it....) A friend of mine is looking for a picture for Quizilla to try to explain what someone looks like. The requirements: Must be an anime guy, and must be wearing sunglasses in the picture. If it is a full body shot, he should preferably be wearing all black. Face is prefered emotionless but can be smirking because that's always cool. Oh, and hair is preferably not really short, should have bangs, and preferably not platinum blonde (blech). Oh yeah, and make sure he's hot, hehehe.

Uhh, sorry about that... (bad Ari, down girl *scolding*) So yes, if anyone actually read that, I'd very much appreciate it!!! Oh, and here's a treat if you did read it! *passes out honey roasted peanuts to people who read and honey roasted cockroaches to people who didn't read*

MWAHAHAHA! Later everyone!!

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