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Monday, September 13, 2004


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Hello everyone. I was going to bore everyone with one of my rambling sessions, but I don't really feel like it right now.

Well, I shall start last night. We went to boarders, and as always, I skip off to the manga section faster than the speed of light. So, I am only allowed one manga a month, so I'm already over my quotient and I get very sulky when I can't get my manga. So, I asked my Dad for a coffee, he was very hesitant at first, because everyone knows how I get when I have coffee. I go a little, how you say, crazy. I call it a 'caffine high'. It happens with chocolate, coffee, and mountain dew.

I get a 16 oz mocha... and soon enough, I'm drunk. Let me give you the outline of my drunkeness scale.

8 oz: Intoxication
12 oz: Common sense starts to fade away along with a few levels of IQ.
16 oz: Cannot say intelligent things.
24 oz:Babbeling and/or drooling.
36 oz: Hallucinations may occur.

Yeah, there's the jist of it, but that was my main highlight of last night. Onto today, I woke up with an insane hangover. Yes, I get hangovers from caffine, so sue me. Also, I was expiriencing a very strange feeling in my right leg. It was as if my femur was scraping up against my hip bne where it's supposed to move freely. My Mom knows it's not dislocated, but if it's not better by friday I'm going to have to get an X-ray.

Yeah, so that's basically my day. I hope everyone else is having a nice time!! *gives out gatoraid bottles to everyone* Weee!!




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