How Stereotypical You Are... |
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| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]? | I don't drink, dude. |
| Do you party a lot? How often? | Never have, never will. |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | Nope |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | the word? what would that be? |
| Do you skip classes? How often? | Never done it before, don't plan on doing it anytime soon. |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected? | O____________o *hides in closet* BAD WORD!! |
| Do you steal? | No... I actually did have a very thief-like mind when I was a little kid, but that's a long story and I'm more sane now. |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | I don't think it's inappropreate... It's just baggy clothing. |
| Do you drool over celebrities? | Blah, no, that stuff's for perverts and people who don't have a life. |
| Do you watch a lot of TV? | It depends on if I have better things to do... sometimes. |
| Do you ever watch the News? | Nah, too depressing. |
| Do you even care about world issues? | Yes, but I'd rather listen to NPR or some non-biased resource |
| Do you read books often? | Yup |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes? | No! |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | Eh, I try to in classes, but not really. |
| Do you smoke cigarettes? | No |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | No |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | No, crushes are for losers and imbeciles |
| Do you cuss a lot? | No |
| Are you desperate to fit in? | Nope. |
| Are you intelligent? | Eh, a little bit? I dunno... |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick? | No |
| Black eyeliner? | No |
| Black eyeshadow? | No |
| Black trenchcoat? | Would like one for it's trenchcoatness, but no. I love trenchcoats! |
| Black boots? | No |
| Black fishnets? | No |
| Black nail polish? | No |
| Cigarettes? | No |
| Heavy metal music? | A little bit, it depends on the lyrics... |
| Marilyn Manson? | No! |
| Kittie? | No |
| Cradle of Filth? | No |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst? | Eh, I try to just for outward appearences. |
| Do you like to be seen as | ... what? Is this even a question? |
| Are you an intellectual? | ... maybe? I don't think so... just a little bit I guest... |
| An atheist? | Kinda... |
| Horrible home life? | Yup. |
| Hopelessly depressed? | Uh huh |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations? | YES!!! |
| Self-mutilation? | Nope |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid? | No |
| Big black boots? | No |
| Mohawk? | No |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | No |
| Loud, confident and opinionated? | No |
| Wild hair colors? | I wish... me wants purple hair! |
| NOFX? | ...wha? |
| Rancid? | ...no |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | yup |
| A | ...B? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ? | officially 138, although some internet tests said 158,160, and 160+ |
| Do you watch a lot of sports? | Blech, no, hate the things. |
| Play a lot of sports? | No |
| Talk a lot about sports? | No |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | No |
| Are you arrogant? | I hope not... |
| Are you a male or female whore? | NO!!! |
| Are you homophobic? | no, although when gay people get all up on me and get me involved, then it starts to get ugly |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | Never! |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | Yes... sadly... although not the first part! |
| Boobs = yes? | ... I have them... yes... O____O God, I don't even want to know how I was supposed to answer that |
| Parties = yes? | Nope, never, ever. |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | I hope not... |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | No, I actually ignore my appearence. |
| Have you ever been on a diet? | Tried to, didn't really work... |
| How much did you lose? | +5 pounds... O___O |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | Nope |
| Make yourself throw up? | No |
| Make-up? | Blech!! I hate the stuff!! *growl* |
| Low-cut tops? | No! THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEVIL! |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | MY GOD!!! YOU THINK I'D ANSWER THAT?!?!?! |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | Nope, I don't like flippy hair. |
| Giggle a lot? | I try not too... O____o |
| What's the deal with boys? | They can be friends, but not very dependable. |
| Thongs? | GAH! BAD WORD! BAAAD WORD! |
| Pretty bras? | ... MORE BAD WORDS!! |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | ... what are those? |
| Who's the weaker sex? | Both the same. |
| Are you a feminist? | No. |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | No. |
| How often do you shave your legs? | Never... *cough*... okay, I did a few times, but those where for special occasions, like weddings. |
| How about your armpits? | Ditto to before question. |
| Are you emotional? | Yes... probably way too much. Stupid hormones!! *shakes fist* |
| Especially when on your period? | ...ehm... yes... *sulk* |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance? | Originality |
| Independence or Companionship? | Independence |
| Stability or Freedom? | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal? | Interpersonal |
| Introvert or Extrovert? | Introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation? | Isolation |
| Unique or Loved? | Unique |
| Understood or Individual? | Individual |
| You or Them? | You (me?) |
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