Thursday, April 7, 2005

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The picture is Ari when she's laying upside down on her bed...
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Hmm, well, atleast some people remembered my birthday!!! *cookies for hinaru, Jackie and ninjamonkey*

Shame on the rest of you!

*scowl*

My mom got me chocolate and flowers... blech. I mean. I liked the chocolate, but I've always hates flowers. They make me feel sad, and I never ever want to see a rose, I hate everything they represent in today's society.
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YueMoon: Glad you're still alive ^ ^

Krystale: *nods*

vash: that shows how much you know, I actually have friends who are blonde... -____- stupid. I'm also smarter than you because I can process all of the information in my brain at one time. I have no doubt that you guys'll sleep with anything, especially you... *twitch*

Jackie: *hugs*

ninjamonkey: Thank yous... and I know, that's why I posted it. ^___O
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Hmm, I guess since I had some time to gather my thoughts. I'll give my oppinion on the matter in depth right now.

If you care to read...

Ari definitally believes that almost all, if not all, men would like to "sleep with a slut and marry a saint". That's why I have the theory that a guy would like a lady to be both at the same time.

Now that I think about it, there are many good anime examples.

You will almost always see a lady like this in any given series

Scantily clad, "hot" body, openly sexual (but doesn't "sleep around" or anything like that), modest in feelings (not clothing), thoughtful, sincere, smart, independant, etc.

A combonation of the virtues of the "slut" and the "saint" stereotype, but not a lot, if any, of the vices.

Alas, if only I was pretty and smart... *sad*

Oh well, back to what I was saying... this type of person is very common in fictional things, like stories, anime, manga, etc. but very hard, if not impossible to find in the "real world". Which begs the question... WHY THE HELL DIDN'T GOD MAKE ME THAT PERFECT?!?

Sorry, got off track again. Since this person is a combonation of the two aspects, they are very likeable. They have the sexiness of the slut and the personality of a saint.

I think I'm starting to repeat myself...

But I do know that not all guys are like that, it is just the majority, probably 99.99964%.

Another reason why Ari would rather have males as friends and note date them.

Gah, I keep getting off track.

But that's all I could really think of right now... < < Ari's life sucks.

Ahem, now, for the more selfish part of my article.

I don't know about you people, but you all probably have your strong and weak points. Kindof like when you distribute points among a character in the beginning of a game, i.e. KOTOR. You make trade-offs for certain skills. Of course, I don't think anyone doesn this on purpose... O___o

Oh yeah, the point is, Ari doesn't really have any strong or weak points. Im like someone who has everything evenly distributed... except for one part.

Smartness: Average
Physical endurance:Below Average
Physical appearance: Far Below Average
Personality: Below Average
Emotional unstableness: Extremely Above Average
Talents: Far Below Average
Overall score: 1

Woopee!!... oh wait, it's not played like golf? That sucks... Meh, I should've excpected as much from myself, but I don't think I'll waste everyone's time with my self-loathing right now.
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Ma friend, Jackie, she be draw a picture of me! Although it looks like I'm really purdy, I'm not, in fact, I'm the opposite of really purdy, I'm fugly. The picture is as if, in the mixture that someone created when making me, there was a lot of "prettiness" added in where there's currently "ugliness".

Jackie's picture!!
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If you didn't notice, Ari gets depressed easily thinking about her uselessness and how stupid she is... -_____-

Yeah, whatever, just go ahead and make fun of me, but I'll be the one who has the last laugh when I commit suicide!!

actually... I think that's physically impossible...

meh, you'd all actually probably be pretty happy if I died....
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Hehe, that gave me a good laugh...
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And that's pretty much all...


You are a six-winged Halfbreed!
You belong neither to Heaven nor to Hell. You are
doomed to wander the Realms That Are In Between
for all eternity until the Judgement Day. Your
fate is absolute loneliness. You are punished
for a crime you did not commit and redemption
is not within your reach. Your powers are
unknown - it's said that a halfbreed will be
the end of everything one day. Therefore you
are feared and hated. Your only hope is to find
the other half of your soul - it is your only
solace.


What kind of supernatural being are you?
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^ ^ *poke* it's Mr. Seahorse!!!!
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Signin' off

- - The Very, Very, VERY Ugly Pig

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