Tuesday, April 19, 2005

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... self destruction maybe?
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Umm... I don't got too much to talk 'bout today...

hahaha, look, I'm stupid...
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We're going to start a petition to get rid of my stupidass teacher A.S.A.P. I actually drew a picture of her, so I'll probably edit that in when I can get it up.

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"An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she." One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. "
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Okay, Mangoes and I got the name down, although we're still working on some other stuff... This club thingy shall be called Imparfait, because it's french.... heheheee...

Perfect People
-Kagome (Inuyasha)
-Julia (Cowboy Bebop)
-Princess Peach (Various Mario games and such)
-Princess Zelda (Various Zelda games and such)
-Chii (Chobits) (as well as almost every other f'in' girl in Chobits...)
-Sakura Kinomoto (Card Captors Sakura)
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Hmm... still don't have anything to say... so I'll just go on with the comment commenting...

Mangoes: "Yo! Sorry I haven't been commenting. I haven't really been online you see. *Sigh* Anyway, I'll just talk to you online now, lol, and I wish I did know if bra sizes in Europe/UK are the same to America's...I'm curious now O.o...EVIL SUB TEACHER! Grrrr...

Hehe, I'll stop growling now ^-^

MANGOES

PS. Add Sakura Kinomoto from CCS to your perfect list! Sure she's ten but we all know she'll grow inot a Kagome >.>"

Hehe, thanks for your unwavering support Mangoes...
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Krystale: "Man...I hate subs...I have had this one that was soo annoying..she didn't trust anyone with the attendance folder. ~twitch~ very annoying."

Don't we all... *sulk*
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Mr. Nick: "Well, i found a picture of someone wearing 38D's...yeah, ebay's a great place. Hahaha! Now i know! *looks around* that was pointless...

You've got an evil sub, so what? I've had an evil french teacher! She really is evil, you don't understand. If you had her, you'd end up killing her, i almost did, and i'm the good kid. Seriously, nobody likes her...except maybe some lame ass senior chick that'll write a fake note for her to get out of class...i've seen it happen....

Later."

You pervert... *presses button*... hahahaha, don'tcha just love shock therapy?!

... well, I think this teacher's not THAT bad... but still... she even INSULTED me today... I want to suffocate her... *eye twitches*
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And that's pretty much all, except for my kewl quizzes at the bottom, which are pretty self-explanitory...

- - Piggy Ari

UPDATE!!!!

Okay, I was able to get the picture, here's the URL because I'm too damned lazy to do the HTML.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y141/Shinbatsu/voothingXD.jpg

Hope it works!

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... how should I know?



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