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Wednesday, May 4, 2005


Physical condition

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Gym class today was... weird. When I was changing into my gym uniform, one of my friends, Jess, just started randomly poking my right boob...
Now, you see, this kinda freaked me out so I said... "JESS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
And she replied... "I'm checking your physical condition."
"Physical condition my ass! You're bi! *points*"
"No, really, if a women does a physical exercise without a bra on, the weight of her breast will make them droop and there foremaking them sagg. I also have to check your back."
"WHY?! You're probably just going to pull on my bra strap!"
"Wait, but if you do exercise and then go to pick something up without bending your knees, you focus the strain on your back and you can throw out your back..."
"You're so caring... *rolls eyes*"
[after gym class]
(Jess) "And you say you don't want guys looking at you. You're fly's down you slut."
"WHAT?! I AM NOT A SLUT! *fumbles with zipper*"
"Suuuuuuuuure."

Weird day... but seriously, I am not, it was a misconseption!
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And 'intimate' means 'close' you pervs, I was just reading the book and they liked to use that word so I incorperated it into my writing...
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Current events:
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I failed another history quiz, yay failing!
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I actually didn't fail a math quiz! I got an A! OMG!!!
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We were practicing more in band class, and we really suck at 1812 overture. It's really hard to play the... well... the theme... I can't really explain it... hmmm...
It's the part that goes
_____o_____o_______________________
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___o___o_____o___o_________________
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Err, yeah... well, you get it... you probably don't... but that's it. We didn't even get to try Eagle's Medley today, and that's my solo! I was so depressed.
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And, I won't waste everyone's time today! So, I'll leave for a bit.

Take Care

- - Teh Pig




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