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Achievements • i'm in a band with my friends called "the mistake" :) Anime Fan Since • ever Favorite Anime • too many Goals • well, i want to make a name from my writings worldwide, and be paid for it Hobbies • music Talents • drawing, writing, and not math
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I seriously need as much help on this as possible.
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Okay, if anyone has ever been to newgrounds.com (it's a flash video/game site if you haven't) there is this flash series called "Fire Emblem Adventures." This series is so terrible, it makes me want to snort broken glass. I am not exaggerating. It's really that terrible. So, please get an account on newgrounds.com, and vote "0" for both videos of "Fire Emblem Adventures." By the way, if anyone wants to talk, my user name is Winfield92. I think my reviews on the videos actually stopped people from watching them. But please help me votes these disgraces to Flash off the site anyway! It would be a huge help.
(If you have a tough time finding the videos, here are the links.)
asked, but idk...
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yesterday, i actually asked my dad why he thinks i'm so cynical, and he said that i was taught to not trust anything good an early age. (translation: my mom's constant, broken promises.) he asked me how many promises she's broken, and to tell you the truth, it was pretty much countless. but i don't think it was just that. it was probably my old school too. like, i couldn't get a date for the dance if my life depended on it. nobody even slow danced with me until my freshman year, when a senior taught me how in chorus class. besides, the only way i'd ever be able to touch a girl was if joe pushed me into one, and i was all like "WTF, JOE?!" and the girl stared at me with pure terror. what do you think?
that brings up the question of "should i go to the first school dance this year, despite the fact that i'll be standing up against the wall the whole time, like at every other dance?"
thursday and such
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well, kennywood was fun. when i was there, i questioned whether or not it was really gay pride day there, since it seemed like any other day at kennywood. but we saw a teenage lesbian couple (they were about 14...?) and they looked so ADORABLE together! :D i finally got up the courage to ride the phantom's revenge and the pit fall! the phantom's revenge was AWESOME!!! the pit fall was more scary. i screamed on the pit fall for half a second! also we went on the exterminator, and it was the first time where i didn't hurt my head when the car spun kind of fast. oh, and when we were in one of the pitch-black rooms, zack kissed me, and put his arm around me, (DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE'S WITH JOE AGAIN) and for some strange reason, sami ISN'T trying to kill him with a steak knife...that i know of. O_o oh, we also had our picture taken on the log jammer, AND we ALMOST got in the front seat of the pittsburgh plunger because fat-ass and his girl refused to get on a different ride. so, ANYWAY, how are my peeps doing? (also, no one on imeem OR myspace comments for "medieval quest"...can someone explain the reason WHY to me?)
stuff and such
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i won' be posting any more scenes from "medieval quest" for a while. i figured i should try to catch up on it. besides, you're probably sick of reading it by now. anyway, my friends, joe, zack and i will be going to kennywood tomorrow for gay pride day! :D i'm so excited! i haven't been to kennywood in YEARS! (kennywood is an amusement park for anyone who doesn't know.) so, how are all my peeps doing?
here's the final scene in act 1!
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(dispite the fact that i have no comments on scene 5 for SOME ODD REASON, i decided to post scene 6 anyway)
Scene 6
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are arriving in the Grado Keep.)
(The horses stop at the entrance of the palace, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 get off their horses.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 enter the Grado Keep.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #6.)
Myrmidon: Are you bozos just going to leave us here?! Hey!
Priest: You don’t need to get so upset. They’ll get us down at some pint.
Myrmidon: Yes, Bright Boy, I realize that, but we have a bigger problem. We’re probably going to be executed, if not sentenced to some other horrible punishment just for being Renais Citizens.
Priest: I don’t think we’d be executed for just existing.
Mage: Yeah, I think being responsible for murdering five of their soldiers might add up to that.
Priest: We’re going to die, aren’t we?
Myrmidon: …Priest, killing you will be my first priority after getting untied from this horse.
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 go to Myrmidon, and start to untie him from the horse.)
Myrmidon: Finally…Well, if you don’t mind, I’ll be mutilating the priest on the other horse as soon as you finish untying me.
Grado Cavalier #4: As much as we’d love to let you, we can’t.
Myrmidon: Why not?
Grado Cavalier #5: Our emperor wants us to keep you three alive, so we can’t let you slaughter your friends, as fun as it may be to watch.
Grado Cavalier #6: Yeah, and if we disobey Emperor Vigarde, we’ll probably be killed along with you three.
Priest: …Wait…we’re going to be killed?!
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 finish untying Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon hops off the horse, and starts to head for Priest.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 hold Myrmidon back away from Priest as he struggles to get to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Let me go! I should at least be allowed to kill the priest! Do you three have any idea how stupid he is?! Besides, he’s a priest, someone who teaches people to have useless morals! That’s plenty of reason to kill him!
(Enter Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
(Grado Emperor Vigarde is sitting on his throne.)
(Grado Cavalier #4 drags Myrmidon, who is tied up by his wrists and ankles, by the end of the rope, to Grado Emperor Vigarde, while Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 bring in Mage and Priest, who are merely tied by their wrists with rope.)
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Are these three the murderers?
Grado Cavalier #5: Yes, my emperor.
(Grado Emperor Vigarde looks at Myrmidon.)
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Why is this one tied by his wrists and ankles?
Grado Cavalier #4: He tried to murder one of his companions, the priest.
Grado Emperor Vigarde: As fun as it would be to watch, we can’t let him do that.
Myrmidon: Must you four be this cruel?
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Just take their weapons, and throw these three in the prison cell, along with Fighter and Monk.
Grado Cavalier #6: Yes, my emperor.
(Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 take Mage and Priest, and Grado Cavalier #4 drags Myrmidon to the cell downstairs.)
(They arrive at the prison cell that holds Fighter and Monk.)
(Fighter and Monk look at Myrmidon, Mage and Priest.)
Monk: Oh, Fighter, look, we have new cellmates! Too bad this dust and dirt got all over my robes…and my hair has to be greasy!
Myrmidon: Wonderful, more idiots to murder!
(Grado Cavalier #4 pulls a key from his pocket, unlocks the cell door, and throws Myrmidon in the prison cell.)
(Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 push Mage and Priest into the prison cell.)
(Grado Cavalier #4 locks the prison cell door.)
(Myrmidon looks at Fighter.)
Myrmidon: Hey, You…Big Guy.
Fighter: Me?
Myrmidon: Yeah, if you untie me, I promise I won’t hurt you.
(Myrmidon has his fingers crossed.)
Fighter: Um…okay…
(Fighter unties Myrmidon, and Myrmidon stands back up.)
Fighter: Oh, by the way, my name’s Fighter, and my friend here is Monk.
Myrmidon: Yeah, I’m Myrmidon, and my stupid and creepy friend is Mage, and my even more stupid friend is Priest.
Fighter: Nice to meet you both.
Monk: Ditto.
Priest: You too.
Mage: So, how did you two get in here?
Monk: Well, I refused to pay two hundred gold pieces for this really cute robe I had my eye on, so I tried to steal it, and it obviously didn’t work. Fighter, however, was a deserter who was too scared to go into the Renais invasion.
(Myrmidon turns to Monk.)
Myrmidon: So, basically what you’re saying is that you’re a flaming queen…
(Myrmidon turns to Fighter.)
Myrmidon: And you’re just a flat out puss.
(Fighter looks at the ground in shame.)
(Myrmidon sees the axe in Fighter’s hand.)
Myrmidon: Is that why the Grado guys took our weapons, but let you have yours?
Fighter: …Yes…
Monk: Hey, if you saw the robe, and the cost of it, you would’ve done the same thing!
Fighter: But…what about your friends? …Shouldn’t we untie them?
Myrmidon: …Eh…I think they’re better off like that.
(Mage smiles at Myrmidon.)
Mage: Oh…I see where you’re going…
(Mage winks at Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon shivers, and his eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: So…any ideas on how to get out of here before we’re executed?
Monk: Well…there’s a guard dog with the key around his neck that comes by when the guards are asleep, or just busy with something.
Myrmidon: I see…
Priest: Hey, remember when that old man told us about Grado’s soldiers trying to destroy the Sacred Stones?
Myrmidon: What about it?
Priest: Maybe someone here knows about them…
(Priest turns to Monk.)
Priest: Monk, do you know anything about the Sacred Stones?
Monk: A few things…why?
Priest: We heard this rumor that Grado’s soldiers were trying to steal, and destroy them!
Monk: Really? Well, this happened way back in the day. When countless monsters of the Demon King were all across the continent of Magvel, five heroes, each holding a Sacred Stone, defeated the Demon King, and he perished for good, along with all the monsters that did his bidding. Now, each country in Magvel possesses one of the Sacred Stones.
Myrmidon: And, uh…why should we care? Will these monsters destroy the world as we know it or something?
Priest: Pretty much, yeah! You mean you don’t care about the fate of humanity?
Myrmidon: Why would I? Humanity’s just a bunch of morons I’ll eventually kill anyway, so why save it?
Priest: Well, let’s see…you’d probably get a countless amount of gold from royalty.
Myrmidon: Well, I’m in!
Priest: And wherever you go, we shall follow, because we’re your loyal friends like that!
Myrmidon: …Until the long awaited day where I finally bury the both of you…
Priest: And even if you are the one to bury us after being killed by revenants, and gargoyles, we’ll still fight by your side!
(Myrmidon quickly takes Fighter’s axe.)
Myrmidon: Give me that!
(Myrmidon goes over to Priest, and smacks Priest in the skull with the axe, driving it deep in his skull.)
(Priest falls over with the axe in his skull.)
(Monk, Mage and Fighter stare at Priest’s body, then at Myrmidon.)
Myrmidon: What?
Fighter: Why did you kill your friend?!
Myrmidon: Oh, believe me, if you knew him as long as I have, then that wouldn’t be a question.
(Priest sits back up.)
Priest: Hey, who threw that paper ball at my skull?
(Myrmidon stares at Priest in utter shock.)
Myrmidon: What the—How are you still alive?!
Priest: Oh, come on. I’m not going to die from a piece of paper. But for some reason, it feels like it went into my skull…
(Myrmidon gets into the fetal position, and cries to himself.)
Myrmidon: There is no God, is there?
Priest: …I…don’t understand…
Fighter: Myrmidon just lodged my axe deep inside of your skull!
Priest: What? …Really? It didn’t feel like anything sharp…
(Myrmidon sniffles.)
Myrmidon: You’re just that empty-headed.
Priest: An axe? I doubt it. If there were an axe stuck in my skull, I would’ve felt pain.
Myrmidon: …Just please…stop talking…just knowing you’re alive is destroying my hope everything I’ve ever dreamed of…
Fighter: Myrmidon, regardless of how annoying and incredibly stupid Priest is, there are better ways of coping with that!
Mage: Can we just think of a way to get out of here?! Myrmidon isn’t doing anything to help, so can we please just leave?
(Myrmidon stands up.)
Myrmidon: Well…I guess she’s right…
(Myrmidon looks out of the bars of the cell, and sees a dog with a key around his neck at one end of the room.)
Myrmidon: Okay…I have an idea…
(Myrmidon leaves the bars of the cell.)
(The dog starts to slowly walk toward Monk and Fighter’s cell.)
(Myrmidon comes back to the bars of the cell with a bleeding, severed leg, holds it out of the cell by the knee cap, and whistles to the dog.)
Myrmidon: Come here, Doggie! I have a nice, juicy leg for you!
(Myrmidon whistles to the dog.)
Myrmidon: Come get it while it’s still bleeding!
(The dog runs over to the severed leg, and stops.)
(Myrmidon reaches to the dog’s neck, takes the key, drops the bleeding, severed leg in front of the dog, and scratches the dog’s head as the dog chews on the leg.)
Myrmidon: You’re such a good doggie. Yes you are.
(Priest is lying on his side with the axe still in his head, and with his left leg missing, and he’s bleeding all over the floor.)
(Fighter and Monk are panicking over Priest’s bleeding, and missing leg.)
Mage: OKAY, WE HAVE THE KEY, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO RIP PRIEST’S LEG OFF?! THERE WAS A BONE IN THE CORNER OF THE CELL YOU COULD’VE USED!
Myrmidon: …Eh…I think my way would’ve worked better anyway.
(Myrmidon unlocks the cell door, and opens it.)
(Myrmidon quietly walks out of the cell, and Mage, Monk and Fighter carry Priest out.)
(Enter Grado Keep Guard #1.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 comes downstairs, and sees them escaping the prison cell, and runs toward them.)
Grado Keep Guard #1: Hey you five, stop right there!
(Myrmidon grabs Priest’s severed leg by the ankle, and beats Grado Keep Guard #1 with it.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 screams as Myrmidon beats him to death with Priest’s leg.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 dies.)
(Enter Grado Keep Guard #2.)
(Grado Keep Guard #2 is yelling from upstairs.)
Grado Keep Guard #2: Hey, what’s going on down there?!
(Grado Keep Guard #2 goes downstairs, and sees everyone.)
Guard Keep Guard #2: Hey, stop right there!
(Grado Keep Guard #2 runs toward Myrmidon, and Myrmidon runs toward Grado Keep Guard #2 with the leg, and beats him to death with it.)
(Grado Keep Guard #2 screams as he’s being beaten to death.)
Priest: I’m dying…
(Grado Keep Guard #2 dies.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Fighter and Monk go upstairs, and Myrmidon is still carrying Priest’s leg.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Monk and Fighter are walking out the front door of the Grado Keep covered in blood, and Priest’s leg is reattached as if Myrmidon never tore it off.)
(Myrmidon is glaring at Mage.)
Myrmidon: You just had to force one of the clerics inside to reattach Priest’s leg right before he bled to death, didn’t you, Mage? I mean, we could have slaughtered everyone inside, and let Priest die but no. You had to be a jerk, and have his leg reattached!
Priest: Aw, I’m sorry, Buddy…Hey, the next time you rip one of my limbs off, I promise I won’t get it reattached. Could you forgive me?
Myrmidon: Well…okay, but next time, don’t get it reattached, okay?
Priest: Okay.
Monk: Oh come on, Myrmidon. Don’t be such a crybaby. I have it a lot worse than you!
Myrmidon: Really? How is that?
Monk: Just look at these blood stains! They’ll never come out of my robes!
Myrmidon: …Killing all four of you will be the only moment of my life where I’ve experienced pure bliss…
Fighter: What was that?
Myrmidon: Oh, um…nothing. I didn’t say anything.
Fighter: Oh, okay.
Monk: You know, Myrmidon, I thought you said something too.
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Fighter and Monk walk away from the Grado Keep.)
Narrator: Now the heroes barely got out of the Grado Keep alive, and they’ve befriended Monk and Fighter! Now that they quest to save the Sacred Stones, what will become of them?!
(End Scene.)
scene 5
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here's scene 5 ^^ probably the second most violent scene so far. enjoy!
Scene 5
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Mage.)
(It is early morning, and Myrmidon is just waking up in his tent.)
(Myrmidon is yawning and stretching his arms.)
(Myrmidon looks to his left.)
(Mage is sleeping beside Myrmidon, with her arm around him.)
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches and he lightly shakes Mage.)
(Mage wakes up, and is half asleep.)
Mage: …Hmm?
Myrmidon: You have your arm around me.
Mage: …I know…
Myrmidon: That’s a bad thing. Me no like.
Mage: …What do you mean?
Myrmidon: We were supposed to have individual tents!
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Priest is standing outside of his tent, and looks in Mage’s empty tent.)
Priest: Sweet, now I have two tents all to myself!
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Mage.)
(A horse is neighing outside of Myrmidon’s tent.)
Myrmidon: Is there a horse outside?
(Enter Grado Cavalier #1.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Myrmidon steps outside of the tent.)
(Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 are on their horses, right outside of Myrmidon’s tent, with Priest tied on to Grado Cavalier #2’s horse.)
Myrmidon: Oh snap.
(Myrmidon is tied to Cavalier #1’s horse and Mage is tied to Cavalier #3’s horse, and Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 are riding their horses through Renais.)
Priest: Hey, Mage, were you and Myrmidon doing what I think you two were doing last night?
Mage: Well, actually…
(Myrmidon grows nauseous, and vomits from off the side of Cavalier #1’s horse.)
Myrmidon: I swear to God, Priest, if you bring up another thought like that again, I’ll beat you to death with your own arms as soon as we get off these horses!
Priest: You know, Myrmidon, sometimes I think maybe you don’t like Mage and me.
Myrmidon: I hate you both to the point where I can’t even describe my hatred!
Priest: …Nah…
Mage: Besides, how could Myrmidon hate me after the night we spent together?
(Mage smiles and blushes.)
Myrmidon: Remember my threat of beating Priest to death with his own arms? I think I’ll start with you, Mage, and then Priest.
Mage: Priest…I never thought I could ever get that close to him…
Myrmidon: Uh, yeah, let me tell you what really happened, Priest.
(At midnight, last night…)
(Exit Priest.)
(Myrmidon is sleeping in his tent, and happily dreaming about killing Priest.)
(Mage is sneaking in Myrmidon’s tent.)
(Mage lies down, beside Myrmidon, kisses him on the cheek, and sleeps beside him with her arm around him.)
(Myrmidon immediately wakes up in pure terror, with his eyes wide open, and his retinas bulging out.)
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches, and he slowly turns his head around to see that Mage is beside him.)
Myrmidon: …What…are you doing?!
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Sleeping beside you…
(Myrmidon takes Mage’s arm off him.)
Myrmidon: Yeah, not happening.
Mage: …But…
Myrmidon: If you want to sleep and wake up the next morning, I suggest that you sleep at least ten feet away from me.
Mage: …Fine…
(Mage leaves Myrmidon’s tent.)
Mage: …Jerk…
Myrmidon: That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
(End Flashback.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Myrmidon, Mage and Priest are still on the horses, and going through Renais.)
Myrmidon: Then somehow, Mage was sleeping next to me again when I woke up this morning.
Mage: Well…I couldn’t just leave you alone…
Myrmidon: That’s why I have even more homicidal urges…Oh, Mage?
Mage: …Yes?
Myrmidon: Remember how you said how you never thought you could get that close to me?
Mage: …Yeah…why?
Myrmidon: To be honest, I was thinking the same thing. I never thought my guard would low enough to let you get that close to me. Sometimes I amaze myself.
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Aww…you’re trying to say you like me, aren’t you? You’re too sweet to me.
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches in rage.)
Priest: Myrmidon, keep all comments to your self. It would be for the best.
Mage: What was that, Priest?
Priest: Oh, nothing.
Myrmidon: Wow, Priest, you’re actually being smart for a change. There is a God!
Priest: See, Myrmidon? Being around me wasn’t so bad. Now, you have a little faith.
Myrmidon: I was being sarcastic.
(The horses stop in an empty, quiet forest.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #1 gets off his horse, and unties Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon jumps off the horse, and goes up to Grado Cavalier #1.)
Myrmidon: Pardon me, but I have an idea. How about you have your friends take Priest and Mage to Grado to be executed, and you drop me off where you found me?
Grado Soldier #1: Cease your insipid speaking, or you’ll have the privilege of feeling my sword up your ass.
(Myrmidon snickers to himself.)
Myrmidon: Yeah, I’ll let you think that for a while.
(Priest walks up to Myrmidon.)
Priest: Myrmidon, these are trained horsemen. It would be wise to not piss them off.
Grado Cavalier #1: You should listen to your friend.
(Myrmidon looks at Grado Cavalier #1 and raises his eyebrow.)
Myrmidon: Why did you guys untie him?
Grado Cavalier #1: The Grado Emperor gave us direct orders not to kill you, so we have to provide you of your basic needs until we arrive in Grado.
Myrmidon: Well, getting rid of Priest and Mage would be one of mine.
(Mage goes up to Myrmidon.)
Mage: …Myrmidon…I’m scared…It would help a lot if you held me…
Grado Cavalier #1: I see where you’re getting at, Myrmidon.
Myrmidon: Thank you.
(Priest mumbles to Myrmidon.)
Priest: …Just hold Mage, before she throws a temper tantrum, okay?
Myrmidon: Why? If she does, I’ll have more reason to kill her.
(Priest sighs.)
Priest: …Look…if you do this, I’ll let you slaughter the Grado cavaliers, okay?
Myrmidon: Without any moral lectures?
(Priest sighs in disappointment.)
Priest: As much as it’ll drive me mad…yes…
Myrmidon: Hot dog.
(Myrmidon goes over to Mage and holds her.)
(Mage smiles, blushes, and puts her arms around Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon mumbles to himself.)
Myrmidon: …As much as this affection makes me want to scream “bloody murder,” getting to murder these jackasses who captured us, and not hearing a bore fest of a lecture from Priest about the immorality about it just might be worth it.
Mage: What was that?
Myrmidon: Oh…nothing.
(Myrmidon blissfully lets go of Mage.)
Myrmidon: Okay, a deal’s a deal.
(Myrmidon goes up to Grado Cavalier #1.)
Myrmidon: Hey, look, it’s a child from Renais sticking his tongue out at you.
(Grado Cavalier #1 starts to quickly look in other directions.)
Grado Cavalier #1: What? Where?!
(Myrmidon steals Grado Cavalier #1’s sword from its holster, and stabs him in the back of the head with it, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #1 falls on the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes through Grado Cavalier #1’s pockets, and steals all of his money.)
(Priest goes up to Myrmidon in shock and awe.)
(Myrmidon turns to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Oh, here’s the best part: you can’t do anything about it.
(Enter Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Grado Cavalier #2 walks up to Myrmidon, Priest and Mage.)
Grado Cavalier #2: Since Emperor Vigarde ordered us to keep you three alive, that means we have to let you eat, so—
(Grado Cavalier #2 sees Grado Cavalier #1’s rotting corpse on the ground and gasps.)
Grado Cavalier #2: My God, who did this to him?!
(Grado Cavalier #2 turns to Myrmidon, Mage and Priest, and glares at them.)
Grado Cavalier #2: I bet it was you three, wasn’t it?!
Myrmidon: Actually, what really happened was that some really muscular and crazy guy ran by, stole your friend’s sword, stabbed him in the back of the head with it, and ran off with all his money.
Grado Cavalier #2: Where did he go?
(Myrmidon points to his left.)
Myrmidon: Oh, look, there he is!
(Grado Cavalier #2 looks in the direction of which Myrmidon is pointing.)
Grado Cavalier #2: Where? I don’t see him anywhere?
(Myrmidon sneaks over to Grado Cavalier #1’s corpse, and pulls the sword from the corpse’s head.)
Myrmidon: Just look a little harder, and you’ll see him.
(Myrmidon quietly sneaks up behind Grado Cavalier #2 with the sword in hand.)
Grado Cavalier #2: I still don’t see him.
Myrmidon: Oh, you will.
(Myrmidon stabs Grado Cavalier #2 in the back of the head with the sword, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #2 falls on the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes through Grado Cavalier’s pockets, and steals all of his money.)
Priest: Myrmidon, do you have any morals at all?!
Myrmidon: …Hmm…let me think for a moment…hold on…wait for it…no.
Priest: Well, I’m sure the other cavalier won’t be happy about this when he sees the bodies…
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 is standing right behind Priest and Mage.)
Grado Cavalier #3: What bodies?
(Grado Cavalier #3 sees the rotting corpses of Grado Cavaliers #1 and #2 and gasps.)
Grado Cavalier #3: My word, who did this to them?!
Myrmidon: If you must know, I did.
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, really? Well…good thinking, I say!
Mage: So, you’re not going to slaughter us for murdering your companions?
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, heavens no. They were getting on my last nerve, anyway. I mean, I think you’d get pretty sore yourself if your friends never let you have a say in anything!
Mage: Uh…yeah…
Grado Cavalier #3: It’s going to be dark soon, so we should probably get settled into camp?
Priest: You set up camp already?
Grado Cavalier #3: Yeah, my friend and I were doing that before your buddy here murdered him for no good reason.
Myrmidon: So you’re saying it’s somehow my fault I shoved a sword through his skull? I mean, he had it coming and he did kidnap us…
(Grado Cavalier #3, Priest and Mage walk into the camp site.)
Myrmidon: What, so you’re not going to answer me?! Hello?!
(The sun starts to set, and Grado Cavalier #3, Mage and Priest are sitting around a campfire.)
(Myrmidon walks to Grado Cavalier #3.)
Myrmidon: So…are you going to let us go, or what?
Grado Cavalier #3: Not a chance…unless, of course…
(Grado Cavalier #3 looks at Mage and smiles.)
Grado Cavalier #3: …You let me spend some time with your friend…
Myrmidon: Okay, sure, whatever.
Mage: But- But Myrmidon!
Myrmidon: Have fun, you two.
(Grado Cavalier #3 takes Mage by the hand, and goes into one of the tents.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh believe me, we will.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 and Mage are sitting in the tent.)
(Mage is starting to sweat in nervousness.)
Mage: What-What are you going to do?
Grado Cavalier #3: What do you think I’m going to do?
Mage: Oh God…not that…
Grado Cavalier #3: What, do you think I was going to have my way with you?
Mage: Well, um…yes…
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, heavens no! I’m not like the other Grado Cavaliers.
(Grado Cavalier #3 pulls out a slip of paper from his pocket.)
Grado Cavalier #3: I just wanted to see what you thought about my poetry.
Mage: Yeah, okay, sure.
(Grado Cavalier #3 clears his throat.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Myrmidon and Priest are sitting around the campfire.)
Priest: How do you think Mage is doing in there?
(Mage screams from the tent in pure terror.)
Mage: Rape! Rape! Rape! Help! Myrmidon! Priest! Somebody! Rape!
Priest: Shouldn’t we go and help her?!
Mage: Help! Rape!
Myrmidon: …Nah, she’s fine.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 is still sitting in the tent, with the paper still in hand, and Mage is sitting in the corner of the tent, mentally scarred, and in the fetal position.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, come on Mage, my poetry wasn’t bad enough for you to yell “Rape”.
Mage: …Just…please…stop…
Grado Cavalier #3: Alright, alright, I will.
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 walks out of the tent, puts the slip of paper in his pocket, and sits at the campfire, next to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Hey…where’s Mage?
(Mage slowly leaves the tent with a disturbed look on her face, looking at the ground; she walks back to the campfire, and sits next to Myrmidon.)
Myrmidon: So, how was it Mage?
(Mage is sitting in the fetal position, and staring at the campfire, not responding to Myrmidon at all, whatsoever.)
Myrmidon: That good, huh?
(Myrmidon turns to Grado Cavalier #3.)
Myrmidon: So, when are you taking us back to where you found us?
Grado Cavalier #3: Um…tomorrow…morning…why? I mean, it’s not like I’m going to trick you, and bring you three to Grado out my sudden recollection of the probability of being killed if I don’t follow Emperor Vigarde’s orders or anything.
(Myrmidon raises his eyebrow in suspicion.)
Myrmidon: …I see…
(Myrmidon points to Grado Cavalier #3’s left.)
Myrmidon: Hey, look, it’s um…a…pegasus knight blowing you a kiss.
(Grado Cavalier #3 quickly turns to his left.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Where? I don’t see her…Is she cute, like all the other pegasus knights?
(Myrmidon goes over to Grado Cavalier #2’s rotting corpse, and pulls the sword out of it.)
Myrmidon: Uh, yeah, sure.
(Myrmidon sneaks up behind Grado Cavalier #3 with the sword in hand.)
Myrmidon: See her yet?
Grado Cavalier #3: Um, no…I don’t.
Myrmidon: Really? How could you miss a cute face like that?
(Myrmidon stabs Grado Cavalier #3 in the back of the head with the sword, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 falls on to the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes to one of the tents, and turns to Mage and Priest.)
Myrmidon: Well, sorry to leave you two, but I must bid thee good night.
Priest: ‘Night.
Mage: I’ll be in soon, okay?
(Myrmidon starts to shiver and his eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: Um…that’s okay, I’ll be fine.
Mage: But…
Myrmidon: Good night.
(Myrmidon goes in the tent.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Myrmidon wakes up the next morning, sit up, yawns, stretches his arms, and looks around the tent to see that Mage is no where to be found.)
Myrmidon: That’s odd…I don’t see Mage anywhere in the tent…
(Myrmidon smiles with sudden hope.)
Myrmidon: Maybe she finally got the hint.
(Myrmidon steps out of his tent.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are on their horses, right outside of Myrmidon’s tent, with Priest tied on to Grado Cavalier #5’s horse, and Mage tied on to Grado Cavalier #6’s horse.)
(Myrmidon glances at Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6.)
Myrmidon Where do you guys keep coming from?!
(Myrmidon is tied to Cavalier #4’s horse, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are riding their horses through Renais.)
Myrmidon: Hey, Guys, remember the first time this happened?
Mage: Don’t remind me…
Narrator: And so, our heroes have been captured yet again, and are being taken back to Grado, where they’ll probably be killed.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #6.)
(End Scene.)
I love you, Sami 
I seriously need as much help on this as possible. 
asked, but idk... 
THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME 
worried 
thursday and such 
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here's the final scene in act 1!