Sunday, August 12, 2007

   scene 4
yes, this is me sorry i couldn't post the next part earlier. some unexpected events happened (family reunion) so here it is

Scene 4

(Enter Priest.)
(Priest walks across the street from the Bar.)
Priest: …Hmm…If I were a crying girl with guy problems, where would I go?
(Priest looks back at the Bar.)
Priest: No, that can’t be it…Maybe she’s sitting at the creek…
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Enter Bartender.)
(Mage is in the Bar, drinking a beer.)
Mage: Hey, Man, thanks for the drink…
Bartender: Guy problems, right?
(A tear rolls down Mage’s face.)
Mage: …Please don’t remind me…
Bartender: Oh, right, sorry.
Mage: …It’s fine…
(Exit Bartender.)
(Enter Priest.)
Priest: Well, she’s not at the creek…
(Mage walks by Priest, and then stops.)
Priest: So, I’m fresh out of ideas…
Mage: …Priest?
Priest: Not now, Mage. I’m trying to think…Now, if I were Mage, where would I be? …Hmm…
Mage: Priest, I’m right here.
Priest: Oh, Mage! There you are! I was looking for you.
Mage: Oh…thank you…but where’s Myrmidon?
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon walks up behind Priest.)
Priest: Well…um…you see, about that…
Mage: …He didn’t care, did he?
Priest: Yeah…sorry…
(Mage sighs in disappointment.)
Mage: I’m sorry for troubling you…I just wish Myrmidon would care, you know?
(Myrmidon snickers to himself.)
Priest: Oh come on…I’m sure Myrmidon would like you…He probably just has to get to know you better…
Myrmidon: Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, Bud.
(Mage cries.)
Mage: No he won’t!
Myrmidon: Wow, Mage, although you’re crying again, I have to admit that I admire you for your good sense of logic.
Priest: Hey, that’s not true…
Myrmidon: Do you even realize that I’m standing right here?
Priest: Listen, Mage…I had a similar problem with a girl about a year ago.
(Mage sniffles.)
Mage: …What happened?
Priest: Well…her name was Carrie…Oh, I was in love with her…but for some reason, she never returned my feelings…
Myrmidon: You know, Priest, it only took about one tenth of a second for me to figure out why.
Priest: I asked her out from time to time, but each time, she had a different way of saying “no.” But then, one of her friends told me that Carrie died from some heart attack…which is weird since I could’ve sworn I saw her walking down the street with some other guy just the other day…
Myrmidon: So, that poor girl faked her death just to get away from you? …Man…why didn’t I think of that?
Mage: …Oh…I’m sorry Priest…
Priest: No, it’s okay. I just hope she’s resting well.
Mage: Oh, Priest, I’m sure she’s happy…
Myrmidon: Yeah, now that she’s got a guy who likes her who isn’t Priest.
(Priest turns around, and sees Myrmidon.)
Priest: Myrmidon, there you are! I thought you’d never come back!
Myrmidon: Oh, believe me, Priest, I had that in mind.
(Mage sees Myrmidon, her eyes twinkle, she runs over to Myrmidon, and hugs him with her head on his chest.)
Mage: Myrmidon, I thought I’d never see you again!
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: Your love…it burns like someone putting out their cigarette against my eye…
Mage: You have no idea how much I missed you…
Myrmidon: Get off me…or you’ll feel your head against my sword instead of my chest…
Priest: How long were you standing there?
Myrmidon: Priest…I beg you…get her off me…please…
Priest: Okay, Mage, you can stop that now.
(Mage quickly lets go, and gets off Myrmidon.)
Mage: Oh! Sorry…
(Mage’s eyes twinkle and she looks into Myrmidon’s eyes.)
Myrmidon: Yeah…you can also stop looking at me like that, Mage.
Mage: Oh…sorry…
Myrmidon: …Must…resist…homicidal urges…
Priest: Anyway, Myrmidon, how long have you been standing there?
Myrmidon: Oh…um…I just got here…why?
Priest: Oh, Mage and I were talking about you.
Myrmidon: You don’t say?
(Enter Crazy Old Man.)
(Crazy Old Man quickly staggers up to Priest with an empty whiskey bottle in his hand.)
Crazy Old Man: …Excuse me, Father?
(Priest quickly turns to Crazy Old Man.)
Priest: Yes?
Crazy Old Man: Did you hear about the invasion on our homeland, Renais?
Priest: Nope.
Myrmidon: Go away, Old Man. You reek of cheap whiskey!
(Crazy Old Man shakes his fist at Myrmidon.)
Crazy Old Man: Listen, Sonny! Our neighbor, Grado, is invading our homeland, and Grado’s soldiers are trying to destroy the Sacred Stones!
Myrmidon: What are you talking about, Old Man?
Crazy Old Man: You know, the Sacred Stones? …The five gems that rid the continent of the Demon King?
Myrmidon: That whiskey’s gotten to your head, Old Man.
Priest: But Myrmidon, what if he’s right?
Myrmidon: Oh come on, Priest. Grado’s been our ally for centuries. Why would they just attack us? It doesn’t make sense!
(Grado soldiers are lighting houses on fire and killing people, and civilians are running and screaming.)
Crazy Old Man: Now do you believe me?
Myrmidon: Those guys could just be as drunk and crazy as you are. Just because they’re lighting buildings on fire and killing innocents, it doesn’t mean they’re invading the country. Why, I remember doing that a few times when I was sober.
(Grado Soldiers #1 and #2 see Myrmidon, Mage, Priest and Crazy Old Man, and run toward them.)
Grado Soldier #1: Hey, You!
Myrmidon: Okay…follow my lead.
(Myrmidon pushes Crazy Old Man on the ground, and runs away.)
(Priest and Mage run after Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon, Priest and Mage are running out of the town.)
Priest: Where are we going?
Myrmidon: I haven’t planned that far yet.
(Grado Soldiers #1 and #2 are running after Myrmidon, Mage and priest.)
(Myrmidon is wearing a mask of fake glasses, a nose and mustache.)
(Priest and Mage are hiding behind nearby trees.)
(Grado Soldiers #1 and #2 stop at Myrmidon.)
Grado Soldier #2: Excuse me, Sir, but have you seen a swordsman, a mage and a priest from Renais go by here?
Myrmidon: Indeed I have.
(Myrmidon is pointing to his right.)
Myrmidon: The swordsman went that way.
Grado Soldier #1: What about the mage and the priest?
Myrmidon: Oh, those guys? They’re hiding behind those trees.
Grado Soldier #1: Thank you.
(Grado Soldier #2 approaches Priest and Mage.)
(Grado Soldier #1 hands 100 Gold to Myrmidon.)
Grado Soldier #1: Here’s your reward, Good Sir.
(Mage casts a Fire spell, and Grado Soldier #2 starts to combust.)
(Grado Soldier #2 runs around screaming as he’s burning.)
(Grado Soldier #1 quickly turns to Grado Soldier #2.)
Grado Soldier #1: What the—
(Myrmidon quickly stabs Grado Soldier #1 in the spine with his sword and kills him.)
(Grado Soldier #1 falls on the ground, dead.)
(Grado Soldier #2 continues to run and scream as he’s burning, and eventually falls dead, on the ground, covered in third degree burns.)
(Myrmidon walks over to Priest and Mage.)
Myrmidon: Hey, Guys, I have an idea. How about we do that every time we encounter a couple of Grado soldiers?
Mage: …Nay…I say that we just try to avoid Grado soldiers, and try not to piss them off.
Myrmidon: …But my way’s more fun…
Mage: My way’s smarter.
Myrmidon: Since when have we done anything smart since the start of this whole situation?
Priest: Well…what about when we donated our money to those kids?
Myrmidon: Priest…how was I ever able to not kill you?
Priest: …Morals?
Myrmidon: …Yeah…let’s just get going before more soldiers try to capture and/or kill us.
(Myrmidon, Mage and Priest approach another town.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
(Grado Emperor Vigarde is sitting on his throne in the Grado Keep.)
(Enter Young Grado Subject.)
(Young Grado Subject approaches Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
Young Grado Subject: My emperor, two of our soldiers who were posted in Renais have just been killed!
Grado Emperor Vigarde: What do you know about these murderers?
Young Grado Subject: Well, all we know are their names, and that they’re still traveling about Renais.
Grado Emperor Vigarde: And…what are their names?
(Young Grado Subject reads off a sheet of paper.)
Young Grado Subject: They go by the names of “Myrmidon,” “Priest,” and “Mage.”
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Bring in our three most well-trained cavaliers.
Young Grado Subject: Yes, Milord!
(Young Grado Subject leaves the room.)
(Exit Young Grado Subject.)
(Enter Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3.)
(Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 approach Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Listen, I want you three to capture the murderers in Renais who go by the names of “Myrmidon,” “Priest,” and “Mage,” and this time, don’t drag them from your horses all the way back to Grado! I want the prisoners alive this time. Understood?
Grado Cavalier #1: Yes, my emperor.
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Good, now off with you three.
(Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 leave the room.)
(Exit Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
Grado Cavalier #2: So now, we can’t drag the prisoners by horse all the way back to Grado.
Grado Cavalier #3: People like to ruin our fun, don’t they?
(Exit Grado Cavalier #1.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #3.)
Narrator: And so, our heroes are in some deep doo-doo with the Grado military. Will the cavaliers capture them? Will our heroes survive?
(End Scene.)

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

   act 1: scene 3
yes, this is me i'll be gone for the weekend, but here's scene three of act one, okay?

Scene 3

(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Myrmidon and Mage are walking through the field, closer to a town.)
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Hey, Myrmidon…what are you thinking about?
Myrmidon: …A possible way to get you off my tail…
Mage: What?
Myrmidon: …Eh…nothing…We’re almost in town. Hopefully Priest is somewhere in there, and not doing anything stupid again.
(Myrmidon and Mage start walking through town.)
Myrmidon: Hmmm…if I were a priest, where would I be?
(Myrmidon looks at the church nearby.)
Myrmidon: …Nah, that’s too convenient…
(Myrmidon stops, turns around, and looks at Mage.)
Myrmidon: You know, you don’t have to follow me everywhere I go, right?
Mage: But- But I don’t want to lose you, or anything.
Myrmidon: …Crap.
Mage: What did you say?
Myrmidon: Nothing, let’s just find Priest before he does something with a moronic or noble cause.
Mage: What’s wrong with doing something moral?
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: It would be better if we just didn’t even get into that.
(Man #1 walks by Myrmidon and Mage.)
(Myrmidon clears his throat.)
Myrmidon: Excuse me, my good man. Have you seen a priest with a creepy smile around here?
Man #1: Oh, yeah, he went in that Bar across the street.
Myrmidon: Yeah, thanks, Mate.
Man #1: No problem.
(Man #1 walks past Myrmidon and Mage.)
Myrmidon: Look at that! Priest is in a bar, possibly drinking. As ironically amusing as it is, I can’t get my hopes up too much. He’s probably convincing the customers not to drink, but I’m sure he’s not stupid enough to do that.
(Myrmidon follows Man #1 off-stage.)
Myrmidon: Excuse me, Sir?
Man #1: Yes? …Um, what are you doing with that sword—?
(Man #1 screams and blood splatters.)
(Exit Man #1.)
(Mage’s eyes widen and her mouth drops.)
(Myrmidon walks back to Mage, and blood is on his robe, sword and face.)
Mage: Why did you just kill that man?!
Myrmidon: …Priest never told you about the warm, fuzzy feeling, did he?
(Myrmidon and Mage walk up to the front door of the Bar.)
(Myrmidon stops, and turns to Mage.)
Myrmidon: Do you have to stand that close to me?!
(Mage’s eyes widen in shock.)
Mage: But- But I…
Myrmidon: Just forget it. Let’s just go in there, and get Priest.
(Myrmidon and Mage go in the Bar through the front door.)
(Priest is standing on a table in the Bar with his arms raised in the air, and everyone is watching and listening to him.)
Priest: You shouldn’t waste your good money on this wretched alcohol! Not only does it destroy your health, but it corrupts your souls.
(Myrmidon sighs in disappointment.)
Myrmidon: Wow, and to think I was actually foolish enough to get my hopes up!
Mage: But what if he’s right?
Myrmidon: Then that’s the alcoholic’s problem, not mine.
(Myrmidon and Mage walk up to the table that Priest is standing on.)
(Priest smiles at Myrmidon and Mage in surprise.)
Priest: Oh, Myrmidon! There you are! What’s this? Mage is here, as well? It’s good to see you brought your girlfriend along.
(Myrmidon glares at Priest in utter disdain, and his eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: …Priest…may I…ask you something?
Priest: Shoot.
Myrmidon: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!
(Priest’s eyes widen with shock and nervousness.)
Priest: …Well, I was just saying how you brought Mage along.
Myrmidon: That is not why I’m about to mutilate you with my bare hands! It was the part where you called Mage my…
(Myrmidon takes a deep, heavy breath.)
Myrmidon: …Girlfriend…
Priest: Why don’t you like Mage?
Myrmidon: Why is that a question?
Priest: What do you mean?
Myrmidon: Well, let’s see. For starters, since I met her, she’s been reeking of mistletoe and roses!
Mage: …Yeah, from all the love spells I’ve attempted, and failed…
(Myrmidon and Priest look at Mage.)
Mage: What?
Myrmidon: Yeah, I’m even less comfortable than when Mage was stalking me. Anyway, as I was saying, she’s clingy, creepy, a stalker, which we’ve noticed, and she…
(Mage starts crying, and runs out of the Bar.)
(Exit Mage.)
Myrmidon: What the crap, Mage? You could at least have the decency to let me finish my sentence! But no, you had to run off, crying, like a girl!
Priest: Dude, Mage is a girl.
Myrmidon: Your point?
Priest: Did you have to be so cruel to Mage?
Myrmidon: Would you rather that I be dishonest? Well…more dishonest?
Priest: …There are times when it’s better to just be quiet.
Myrmidon: Wait, where’s the bartender? You’d figure the bartender would’ve kicked you out by now.
(Enter Bartender.)
(Bartender is in a bathroom stall, looking at a Medieval Playboy magazine.)
(Exit Bartender.)
Myrmidon: Well, whatever it is, it’s probably important.
Priest: Shouldn’t we be trying to find Mage right now?
Myrmidon: You can do that if you like.
Priest: Why won’t you help me? You know that you should.
Myrmidon: Yeah, I know I should, but I just don’t care.
(Priest hops down on the floor from the table.)
Priest: Fine, but when I find her, I’ll tell Mage that you didn’t even bother to look for her.
(Priest heads for the front door of the Bar.)
Myrmidon: Okay, have fun wasting your time on her.
(Priest leaves the Bar.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
Narrator: And so, Priest goes on a journey to find Mage, and maybe make peace between them.
(End Scene.)

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

   Act I: Scene II of
yes, this is me Scene 2

(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon is washing the blood off his clothes.)
Priest: So, Myrmidon, what happened with those kids?
Myrmidon: Oh…um…well…I…told them how we…needed that money, so they…apologized about it, and gave it back.
Priest: But…if that’s what happened…how did that blood get on your clothes?
Myrmidon: Oh! Um…what blood?
Priest: …The blood you’re washing out of you’re clothes.
Myrmidon: Oh, yeah…remember that time I got that money back from those kids?
Priest: Wait…you killed them?!
Myrmidon: What’s the problem? They insisted on doing things the hard way. It’s not my problem.
Priest: How could you do that to innocent children?
Myrmidon: Oh, come on. You’re saying it like it was my fault that they were being stingy. I was just improvising in a way which benefits me the most.
Priest: How does slaughtering innocents benefit you at all?!
Myrmidon: Well, once you think about it, it benefits the both of us. We have our money back, I got to feel that warm, fuzzy feeling I get from hurting people, and you didn’t have to watch, since you’re all moral and whatever.
Priest: You do know that God isn’t exactly smiling at you right now, right?
Myrmidon: Ah well…I’m sure those little freaks lost their innocence at some point, anyway, so God probably doesn’t give a damn right now.
Priest: But they’re kids! What could they have possibly done to lose their innocence at that age?!
(Myrmidon and Priest stop walking, and Myrmidon stares at Priest with his eyebrow raised.)
Myrmidon: You’re asking that as a question?
Priest: Yeah…
(Myrmidon turns around, chuckles and starts walking again. Priest follows.)
Priest: What? What’s so funny?
Myrmidon: Oh…nothing.
(Enter Mage.)
(Mage is hiding in a bush, and is spying on Myrmidon and Priest. She’s staring at Myrmidon in particular.)
Mage: There’s that swordsman…Oh, if only I could work up the courage to talk to him instead of just following him…
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: …But I’m sure I won’t creep him out if I told him the truth…I’m sure he’s understanding…
(As Myrmidon and priest walk by the bush, Mage crawls out of the bush and blushes.)
Mage: Um…hi…
(Myrmidon looks at Mage, and raises his eyebrow in confusion.)
Myrmidon: Um…hi…? Who are you?
Mage: Well, um…I’m Mage…and it’s nice to finally meet you…
Myrmidon: Uh, not really, but how do you know who I am?
Mage: Well…I saw you before…so…I thought…that I should talk to you…
Myrmidon: So, you were hiding in a bush to talk to me?
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Mmm-hmm…
Myrmidon: Oh, so you were stalking me? You do realize that there are a lot better ways of giving a first impression, right?
Mage: Oh, I’m sorry!
Myrmidon: Yeah…Come on Priest, let’s go. This girl’s creeping me out.
(Myrmidon and Priest start to walk away from Mage.)
(Mage follows them.)
Mage: Wait! Don’t leave.
(Myrmidon stops.)
Myrmidon: Oh, why would I ever want to leave you? I love you with all my heart.
(Mage’s eyes twinkle, and she becomes giddy.)
Mage: Really? Do you mean it?
(Myrmidon chuckles.)
Myrmidon: God no! What in Hell were you thinking, Girl?
Priest: Myrmidon, are you coming?
Myrmidon: Yeah, hold on.
(Myrmidon follows Priest.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Mage follows Myrmidon.)
Mage: Hey…wait up!
(Myrmidon sighs in frustration.)
Myrmidon: …Look, I played along with your stupid love thing, so what do you want now?
Mage: Um…
Myrmidon: …What?
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: …Well…I was wondering…if I could come with you?
Myrmidon: Eh…why?
Mage: Well, you see, I’m so much better than the other mages you might befriend.
(Myrmidon raises his eyebrow.)
Myrmidon: …I see…
Mage: …So…yeah, I’m just an all about better person, you know?
Myrmidon: Oh, so you’re a stalker, and you have a superiority complex? …No way, Sweetheart. I’m staying away from you.
Mage: But I could help you!
Myrmidon: Really and how is that?
Mage: …Well…
Myrmidon: Okay, that’s enough for me. See you never!
Mage: Wait! I could really help you!
(Myrmidon sighs with frustration.)
Myrmidon: Okay, what is it?
(Mage torches a nearby tree with a Fire spell.)
Myrmidon: …Okay, you’re in…but you still creep me out!
Mage: Really? Awesome!
Myrmidon: Oh, and if you’re going to follow us, you’ll have to give me some space, as horrible as it might sound to you.
(Mage blushes and her eyes twinkle.)
Mage: Oh…okay.
Myrmidon: Now, let’s just catch up to Priest before he does anything stupid and moral.
(Myrmidon and Mage walk away.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
Narrator: And so, the heroes have befriended a new companion, Mage! But…will they ever find Priest? Will Mage ever get the hint that Myrmidon doesn’t like her, and thinks that she’s a complete weirdo?
(End Scene.)

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

   here's the first part of
yes, this is me Act 1
Scene 1

(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Priest and Myrmidon are walking through a quiet field.)
Priest: So…Myrmidon, where are we going?
Myrmidon: We’re going to find those little brats that stole our money.
Priest: The…little brats that stole our money?
Myrmidon: Yeah, those dirty ones in the rags without shoes. You remember don’t you?
Priest: Oh, those children. Well, they didn’t steal our money. I gave our money to them since they’re not so fortunate, and they can’t buy anything to eat.
(Myrmidon stops, and glares at Priest.)
Myrmidon: …You’re kidding me!
Priest: Nope, the word of the good Lord never speaks insincerely. Now, those children can have something to eat.
Myrmidon: Yeah, but now we don’t have the money so we can eat anything!
Priest: Myrmidon, don’t you see? It was for a good cause.
Myrmidon: Goddamn, I hate you!
(Priest pleasantly chides Myrmidon.)
Priest: Now, you shouldn’t say such things.
(Myrmidon barely misses Priest with his sword as Priest bends over, and plucks out a rose from the ground, and smells it.)
Myrmidon: Damn it…
(Priest stands back up with the rose still in his hand.)
Priest: You see, Myrmidon, the world is full of beautiful things…like this rose.
(Myrmidon angrily slices the rose in half with his sword, and the top-half of the rose falls on the ground.)
(Priest becomes concerned.)
Priest: Hey…is something upsetting you?
(Myrmidon’s eye is twitching.)
Myrmidon: ...I swear to God…that I am going to kill you…
Priest: What?
(Myrmidon clears his throat.)
Myrmidon: Oh…um…nothing. Let’s just get back to those brats—I mean…um…those sweet children…so we can…um…see how they’re doing.
Priest: See, Myrmidon? I knew there’s some good in you.
(Priest and Myrmidon start walking again.)
Myrmidon: …Yeah…there’ll be some good when you’re rotting in a ditch…
Priest: What?
Myrmidon: Oh, I didn’t say anything.
(Priest and Myrmidon enter the town.)
(Myrmidon sees the kids that he was looking for.)
(Myrmidon is pointing in the opposite direction.)
Myrmidon: Hey, Priest, look! It’s…uh…a…crying child!
Priest: Where?
(Priest runs off in the direction of which Myrmidon pointed.)
Priest: Don’t worry; I’m coming…wherever you are!
(Enter Kid #1.)
(Enter Kid #2.)
(Enter Kid #3.)
(Myrmidon walks towards the kids, and stops in front of them.)
Myrmidon: Okay, do you kids remember a priest that came by earlier today, he gave you money, and has a creepy smile?
Kid #1: Do you mean Priest?
Myrmidon: Yes, exactly.
Kid #1: What about him?
Myrmidon: Well, I need the money back. So just give it to me.
Kid #2: No way, Jose! The priest said it’s ours!
(Myrmidon becomes irritated.)
Myrmidon: …Okay…we can do it the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. So just give me the money back.
Kid #3: No! It’s ours!
(Myrmidon sighs with irritation.)
Myrmidon: Fine…we can do it the hard way.
(Exit Kids #1 & #3.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(The focus of the scene is on the street.)
(Kid #2 is talking from off-stage.)
Kid #2: What are you doing with that sword?
(Blood splatters on the street.)
(Exit Kid #2.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon walks back on the street, and his clothes, sword, and shoes have blood on them. There is also blood in his footsteps.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Myrmidon is counting the money in his hands.)
(Priest sees the blood on Myrmidon.)
Priest: Is that blood on you?
Myrmidon: Um…no…it’s um……don’t worry about it. Let’s just go.
Priest: But what is that red stuff on your clothes?
Myrmidon: Nothing, let’s go.
Priest: But Myrmidon—
Myrmidon: It’s nothing. Let’s just go.
(Priest and Myrmidon walk away from the town, and into the horizon.)
Narrator: And so, our heroes journey on! But little do they know that there is a dark fiend plotting to rule the universe, and enslave the human race as we speak!
(Exit Priest.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(End Scene)

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Monday, August 6, 2007

   WHAT THE FUCK, PEOPLE?!?!
yes, this is me what the hell is WRONG with everyone?!?! when people find out about the distance problem with sami and me, everyone suggests i date ANOTHER PERSON ALONG WITH SAMI!!! there is NO FUCKING WAY I'M DOING THAT!!! I AM NOT--i repeat--NOT DATING SOMEONE ELSE!!! YES, I REALIZE SAMI AND I WON'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE, BUT I DON'T CARE!!! I'M WAITING FOR HER!!! FOR *EVERYONE'S* INFORMATION, CHEATING AND POLYGAMY ARE AGAINST THE LITTLE MORALS I *HAVE!!!!!*

and ANOTHER THING: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T *ANYONE* COMMENT ON MY LAST POST!!! TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD PUT UP MY GODDAMN PARODY!!! FUCK!!!

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Sunday, August 5, 2007

   finished with act 1: scene 4
yes, this is me well, i finished act 1: scene 4 of "medieval quest." i'm thinking about posting each scene every couple of days starting with the first one again. (i only posted scene 1) what do you think? should i? ^^

Make Love - Daft Punk
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Thursday, August 2, 2007

   this is horrible
yes, this is me

Think its ok to boss a girl around?
slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson?





She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".






No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash.







A "man" should NEVER hit a woman.





And should never force his girl to have sex with him,
thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love.







So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this!
And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart.
and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster,
then copy into a new bulletin.

Make Love - Daft Punk
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