Sunday, February 10, 2008

   almost done
yes, this is me i'm almost done with chapter one of "larry"! yay! i'm at the beginning of page 9 "^^ so, how are all my peeps doin'?

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Saturday, February 9, 2008

   my horror story, "larry"
yes, this is me this is the horror story i'm typing out.

five juniors in high school (larry, peter, katherine, fran and mitch) stay after school on the last day just to b.s. for a little bit. for a while, larry's been practicing pyrokinesis (the psyhic ability to control high temperatures and fire). then when everyone's about to leave, their locked in due to the janitors not seeing them. to make matters worse, soldiers from whatever country invade the town, and a war starts. they don't raid the school, figuring that nothing's inside, so they just leave. however, they cut off the phone lines, and power just in case there were survivors left. so after a while, peter loses his mind and goes on a murderous rampage, killing everyone but larry with the claw of a hammer. then peter goes after larry. out of desperation, larry wails peter with a desk, and while he's unconscious, larry piles desks and whatever else on top on peter and lights it on fire. then larry grabs the keys off the teacher's desk, leaves the room and locks the door. peter wakes up right when the desks start to melt together a little bit. he breaks free, and tries to get out of the classroom. then he starts to smash into the door little by little with his hammer. larry runs to a different part of the school, and out of another act of desperation, he tries to send telepathic messages to anyone he could to save him. a couple of american soldiers hear larry, and break into the school, and save him.

so what do you think? is that scary? ^_^

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Monday, February 4, 2008

   probably the most awesome song from depeche mode! it's
yes, this is me

oh, you remember that senior i used to like? the other day, i was talking with my gf after school, and that senior came in. she greeted us, but didn't even look at us. O.o wtf??? don't you normally LOOK at someone when you greet them? she's so confusing, i swear...

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Sunday, February 3, 2008

   25 things a girl should say to a guy
yes, this is me (i found this off myspace) XD

1. I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

5. That was a great fart! Do another one!

6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey... our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

15. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother is way better than mine.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy
yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year. For
Christ's sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful
stress reliever.

20. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of
beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that
new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.

24. God... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head
for you.

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

   yes, this is me remember my game, "supremacy"? well, here's the intro. tell me if it's good or not. (Eastburg is a town i made up for the game)

During the Summer of 1972, a happily married couple, Oscar and Sandy, were reported missing. About a year later, they were found and immediately taken to the emergency room. Sandy was declared a vegetable. However, Oscar was pronounced dead. During Oscar’s autopsy, alien-looking machinery was found within his body. A citizen who claims to be a witness of their disappearance says that a UFO abducted them during the middle of the night. Oscar and Sandy’s grandson lives today in Eastburg, a quiet suburb in the United States. But it’s unknown to everyone that their grandson (granddaughter), (1P), was born with a special gift…

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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

mission impossible, yo!
yes, this is me this is a high school orchestra playing the mission impossible theme! :D

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

   mystical herpes
yes, this is me i was at joe's house over the weekend instead of going to rehearsal. you see, i was expected to get up on saturday morning to go to this dance studio place for coreography, which doesn't make any sense because that's what we do during AFTER SCHOOL rehearsals for the musical we're producing! now keep in mind, the last time i saw joe was three, maybe four months ago. so the teacher can shove her dancing shoes up her ass! okay, anyway, joe took me to another friend's house, where i played D&D for the first time. while we were playing, i asked if there were any hookers in the area, which is a fair question to ask. i mean, if hookers are somehow involved, it's a fair question to ask no matter what. then i asked if the hookers have mystical herpes, considering that everything else in the game has some sort of magical properties. so of course, some of the people who were also playing looked at me like "why the fuck would they have mystical herpes?" then i said "well, it's either that, or enchanted syphillis." anyway, how are my peeps doing?

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Thursday, January 24, 2008

telekinesis log 4
yes, this is me yeah, so my dad saw my telekinesis. i was kind of unlucky that time "-_- i could only move the pencil a little bit

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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

telekinesis log 3
yes, this is me my telekinesis is getting better. now i can push the pencil little by little. oh, guess what. tonight's the night where my dad watches. wish me luck, okay?

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Monday, January 21, 2008

   YAY!!!
yes, this is me yumi (karasu's sister) just got a call from the hospital, and he's a comin' back tomorrow! :D yay! everyone, thank you for your support.

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