Birthday • 1992-04-21 Gender •
Male Location • in my work space, writing Member Since • 2007-04-14 Occupation • songwriter, vocalist Real Name • winfield
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Achievements • i'm in a band with my friends called "the mistake" :) Anime Fan Since • ever Favorite Anime • too many Goals • well, i want to make a name from my writings worldwide, and be paid for it Hobbies • music Talents • drawing, writing, and not math
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okay, hate mail update 12/20
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all right, remember all the hate mail i've been getting? it seems that i'm winning the argument to where the tatu fans are now resorting to calling me a "fish face." the messages themselves really sound like they've been on 'shrooms for some time, which explains why they're tatu fans to begin with.
"Winfield's Entertainment Reviews" Cover Picture...?
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i'll probably be using this picture for the magazine cover i'm making about my entertainment reviews in my digital imaging class. what do you think? (yes, i hate this book. it belongs in my fireplace.)
"How Soon Is Now?" remake review
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here's my review for t.a.t.u.'s remake of the smiths' "how soon is now?"
Winfield’s Entertainment Reviews: “How Soon Is Now?” (Originally by The Smiths) Butchered By: T.A.T.U.
T.A.T.U.’s so-called remake of The Smiths’ classic, “How Soon Is Now,” should have never been produced by any record companies, let alone enjoyed by anyone. This “remake” is so terrible, it makes me want to shred up and smoke my copy of the novel, “It,” written by Stephen King. Although it would be a pretty long smoke (considering that “It” is 1,090 pages long), at least it would get me through this atrocity committed not only against Morrissey and Marr, their fans, but music itself.
First off, the guitar part isn’t even close to being similar to The Smiths. In fact, T.A.T.U. screwed it up in the very first measure. In no way was the guitar part originally staccato, nor did it fade out in every single measure of the entire song. Why couldn’t they just keep it that way? If a score isn’t meant to be staccato, it was written like that for a good reason, but obviously, T.A.T.U. couldn’t understand that concept.
Secondly, let’s discuss the vocal part, shall we? In the chorus, “You shut your mouth. How can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am Human, and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does,” the “singers” sound as if the drummer finally lost his mind, and tried to strangle those two to death after they inhaled two more gallons of helium. Quite frankly, if that would happen to be true, I really wouldn’t be surprised, and I really couldn’t blame the poor guy. In fact, I’m amazed that those two got the lyrics right.
Third, “How Soon Is Now” does not in any way sound at least decent in that “style.” It would be like Britney Spears trying to remake a song from The Cure. I guarantee you that if someone like Britney Spears, Gwen Stefani, (etc.) remade a song like “Asleep,” “Barbarism Begins At Home,” “Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me” or “I Know It’s Over,” Smiths/Morrissey fans would either put a hit out on that person or commit a mass suicide.
Though these two “singers” have sounded horrible before, using nails against a chalkboard doesn’t even compare to this monstrosity. The only real uses for the album with this “remake” of “How Soon Is Now” would be something to burn if one is out of logs for their fireplace, or something to scrape out the frost buildups from one’s freezer.
should i be scared?
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okay, remember that girl from my chorus class who liked me before? well, she's with this guy named "seabass," and i'm not sure if i should be scared for her safety or not. she has this HANDFUL of notes from him, and i've only read two of them. one of them is the typical teenage drama, and the other is a FULL PAGE of "i love you" in pen! this guy's fucking crazy! the scary part is that they're going to the holiday ball together, and something might happen :O
i have a hate group now
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recently, i've been criticizing that whiny, helium voiced group, tatu. now, because of my opinion, this little group of tatu fans hate me. YAY! i have my own hate group now! in fact, i was arguing with one of them, and her messages didn't make half an ounce of sense, not to mention her horrible spelling. (she spelled "smith" with a silent e. no, i'm not making this up.) so she ran to one of her friends, and this douchebag made a SEVEN MINUTE LONG VIDEO OUT OF HATRED FOR ME! XD but the best part is that in the description of the video, he tried to sound threatening somehow by saying "just don't do it, and you won't be recieving a video response from me"!
in a comment, he said that i should just stop because tatu fans can be "vicious." you know what, scooter? BRING IT.
what the--???
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i checked my mail on writerscafe.org this morning, and i was invited to a poetry group. then, as soon as i accepted it, i'm reading this notice that's telling me that i'm in a writing contest that i've never even HEARD of before! wtf?
oh, i'm finally making progress on chapter 4! yay!
let me kiss you
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i'm not quite sure how to explain how i'm feeling into words, so here's a music video instead (yes, i'm thinking about that senior. i wasn't shot down just yet, but i expect no other outcome.)
WHAT?!?!
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i just read my comments for yesterday's post, and i've began to wonder if i'm the only person on this site who's never had sex before!
anyway, i'm still not very far into writing "small boys". i'm only on chapter 4. i really need to catch up.
*eye twitches*
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hey guys, what's up? i have a bit of an irritant right now. an ex of mine WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS has recently had oral sex, and she won't accept the fact that she's no longer a virgin. okay, look, PERSON WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS, if you have oral sex, you're no longer a virgin. stop giving me that "it's only losing my virginity if it's vaginal" bullshit.
i had to get that off my chest. anyway, how are you doing?
quiz result 
should i be scared? 
i have a hate group now 
WHAT?!?!