Monday, August 13, 2007

   scene 5
yes, this is me here's scene 5 ^^ probably the second most violent scene so far. enjoy!

Scene 5

(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Mage.)
(It is early morning, and Myrmidon is just waking up in his tent.)
(Myrmidon is yawning and stretching his arms.)
(Myrmidon looks to his left.)
(Mage is sleeping beside Myrmidon, with her arm around him.)
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches and he lightly shakes Mage.)
(Mage wakes up, and is half asleep.)
Mage: …Hmm?
Myrmidon: You have your arm around me.
Mage: …I know…
Myrmidon: That’s a bad thing. Me no like.
Mage: …What do you mean?
Myrmidon: We were supposed to have individual tents!
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Priest is standing outside of his tent, and looks in Mage’s empty tent.)
Priest: Sweet, now I have two tents all to myself!
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Mage.)
(A horse is neighing outside of Myrmidon’s tent.)
Myrmidon: Is there a horse outside?
(Enter Grado Cavalier #1.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Myrmidon steps outside of the tent.)
(Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 are on their horses, right outside of Myrmidon’s tent, with Priest tied on to Grado Cavalier #2’s horse.)
Myrmidon: Oh snap.
(Myrmidon is tied to Cavalier #1’s horse and Mage is tied to Cavalier #3’s horse, and Grado Cavaliers #1, #2 and #3 are riding their horses through Renais.)
Priest: Hey, Mage, were you and Myrmidon doing what I think you two were doing last night?
Mage: Well, actually…
(Myrmidon grows nauseous, and vomits from off the side of Cavalier #1’s horse.)
Myrmidon: I swear to God, Priest, if you bring up another thought like that again, I’ll beat you to death with your own arms as soon as we get off these horses!
Priest: You know, Myrmidon, sometimes I think maybe you don’t like Mage and me.
Myrmidon: I hate you both to the point where I can’t even describe my hatred!
Priest: …Nah…
Mage: Besides, how could Myrmidon hate me after the night we spent together?
(Mage smiles and blushes.)
Myrmidon: Remember my threat of beating Priest to death with his own arms? I think I’ll start with you, Mage, and then Priest.
Mage: Priest…I never thought I could ever get that close to him…
Myrmidon: Uh, yeah, let me tell you what really happened, Priest.
(At midnight, last night…)
(Exit Priest.)
(Myrmidon is sleeping in his tent, and happily dreaming about killing Priest.)
(Mage is sneaking in Myrmidon’s tent.)
(Mage lies down, beside Myrmidon, kisses him on the cheek, and sleeps beside him with her arm around him.)
(Myrmidon immediately wakes up in pure terror, with his eyes wide open, and his retinas bulging out.)
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches, and he slowly turns his head around to see that Mage is beside him.)
Myrmidon: …What…are you doing?!
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Sleeping beside you…
(Myrmidon takes Mage’s arm off him.)
Myrmidon: Yeah, not happening.
Mage: …But…
Myrmidon: If you want to sleep and wake up the next morning, I suggest that you sleep at least ten feet away from me.
Mage: …Fine…
(Mage leaves Myrmidon’s tent.)
Mage: …Jerk…
Myrmidon: That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.
(End Flashback.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Myrmidon, Mage and Priest are still on the horses, and going through Renais.)
Myrmidon: Then somehow, Mage was sleeping next to me again when I woke up this morning.
Mage: Well…I couldn’t just leave you alone…
Myrmidon: That’s why I have even more homicidal urges…Oh, Mage?
Mage: …Yes?
Myrmidon: Remember how you said how you never thought you could get that close to me?
Mage: …Yeah…why?
Myrmidon: To be honest, I was thinking the same thing. I never thought my guard would low enough to let you get that close to me. Sometimes I amaze myself.
(Mage blushes.)
Mage: Aww…you’re trying to say you like me, aren’t you? You’re too sweet to me.
(Myrmidon’s eye twitches in rage.)
Priest: Myrmidon, keep all comments to your self. It would be for the best.
Mage: What was that, Priest?
Priest: Oh, nothing.
Myrmidon: Wow, Priest, you’re actually being smart for a change. There is a God!
Priest: See, Myrmidon? Being around me wasn’t so bad. Now, you have a little faith.
Myrmidon: I was being sarcastic.
(The horses stop in an empty, quiet forest.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #1 gets off his horse, and unties Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon jumps off the horse, and goes up to Grado Cavalier #1.)
Myrmidon: Pardon me, but I have an idea. How about you have your friends take Priest and Mage to Grado to be executed, and you drop me off where you found me?
Grado Soldier #1: Cease your insipid speaking, or you’ll have the privilege of feeling my sword up your ass.
(Myrmidon snickers to himself.)
Myrmidon: Yeah, I’ll let you think that for a while.
(Priest walks up to Myrmidon.)
Priest: Myrmidon, these are trained horsemen. It would be wise to not piss them off.
Grado Cavalier #1: You should listen to your friend.
(Myrmidon looks at Grado Cavalier #1 and raises his eyebrow.)
Myrmidon: Why did you guys untie him?
Grado Cavalier #1: The Grado Emperor gave us direct orders not to kill you, so we have to provide you of your basic needs until we arrive in Grado.
Myrmidon: Well, getting rid of Priest and Mage would be one of mine.
(Mage goes up to Myrmidon.)
Mage: …Myrmidon…I’m scared…It would help a lot if you held me…
Grado Cavalier #1: I see where you’re getting at, Myrmidon.
Myrmidon: Thank you.
(Priest mumbles to Myrmidon.)
Priest: …Just hold Mage, before she throws a temper tantrum, okay?
Myrmidon: Why? If she does, I’ll have more reason to kill her.
(Priest sighs.)
Priest: …Look…if you do this, I’ll let you slaughter the Grado cavaliers, okay?
Myrmidon: Without any moral lectures?
(Priest sighs in disappointment.)
Priest: As much as it’ll drive me mad…yes…
Myrmidon: Hot dog.
(Myrmidon goes over to Mage and holds her.)
(Mage smiles, blushes, and puts her arms around Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon mumbles to himself.)
Myrmidon: …As much as this affection makes me want to scream “bloody murder,” getting to murder these jackasses who captured us, and not hearing a bore fest of a lecture from Priest about the immorality about it just might be worth it.
Mage: What was that?
Myrmidon: Oh…nothing.
(Myrmidon blissfully lets go of Mage.)
Myrmidon: Okay, a deal’s a deal.
(Myrmidon goes up to Grado Cavalier #1.)
Myrmidon: Hey, look, it’s a child from Renais sticking his tongue out at you.
(Grado Cavalier #1 starts to quickly look in other directions.)
Grado Cavalier #1: What? Where?!
(Myrmidon steals Grado Cavalier #1’s sword from its holster, and stabs him in the back of the head with it, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #1 falls on the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes through Grado Cavalier #1’s pockets, and steals all of his money.)
(Priest goes up to Myrmidon in shock and awe.)
(Myrmidon turns to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Oh, here’s the best part: you can’t do anything about it.
(Enter Grado Cavalier #2.)
(Grado Cavalier #2 walks up to Myrmidon, Priest and Mage.)
Grado Cavalier #2: Since Emperor Vigarde ordered us to keep you three alive, that means we have to let you eat, so—
(Grado Cavalier #2 sees Grado Cavalier #1’s rotting corpse on the ground and gasps.)
Grado Cavalier #2: My God, who did this to him?!
(Grado Cavalier #2 turns to Myrmidon, Mage and Priest, and glares at them.)
Grado Cavalier #2: I bet it was you three, wasn’t it?!
Myrmidon: Actually, what really happened was that some really muscular and crazy guy ran by, stole your friend’s sword, stabbed him in the back of the head with it, and ran off with all his money.
Grado Cavalier #2: Where did he go?
(Myrmidon points to his left.)
Myrmidon: Oh, look, there he is!
(Grado Cavalier #2 looks in the direction of which Myrmidon is pointing.)
Grado Cavalier #2: Where? I don’t see him anywhere?
(Myrmidon sneaks over to Grado Cavalier #1’s corpse, and pulls the sword from the corpse’s head.)
Myrmidon: Just look a little harder, and you’ll see him.
(Myrmidon quietly sneaks up behind Grado Cavalier #2 with the sword in hand.)
Grado Cavalier #2: I still don’t see him.
Myrmidon: Oh, you will.
(Myrmidon stabs Grado Cavalier #2 in the back of the head with the sword, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #2 falls on the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes through Grado Cavalier’s pockets, and steals all of his money.)
Priest: Myrmidon, do you have any morals at all?!
Myrmidon: …Hmm…let me think for a moment…hold on…wait for it…no.
Priest: Well, I’m sure the other cavalier won’t be happy about this when he sees the bodies…
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 is standing right behind Priest and Mage.)
Grado Cavalier #3: What bodies?
(Grado Cavalier #3 sees the rotting corpses of Grado Cavaliers #1 and #2 and gasps.)
Grado Cavalier #3: My word, who did this to them?!
Myrmidon: If you must know, I did.
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, really? Well…good thinking, I say!
Mage: So, you’re not going to slaughter us for murdering your companions?
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, heavens no. They were getting on my last nerve, anyway. I mean, I think you’d get pretty sore yourself if your friends never let you have a say in anything!
Mage: Uh…yeah…
Grado Cavalier #3: It’s going to be dark soon, so we should probably get settled into camp?
Priest: You set up camp already?
Grado Cavalier #3: Yeah, my friend and I were doing that before your buddy here murdered him for no good reason.
Myrmidon: So you’re saying it’s somehow my fault I shoved a sword through his skull? I mean, he had it coming and he did kidnap us…
(Grado Cavalier #3, Priest and Mage walk into the camp site.)
Myrmidon: What, so you’re not going to answer me?! Hello?!
(The sun starts to set, and Grado Cavalier #3, Mage and Priest are sitting around a campfire.)
(Myrmidon walks to Grado Cavalier #3.)
Myrmidon: So…are you going to let us go, or what?
Grado Cavalier #3: Not a chance…unless, of course…
(Grado Cavalier #3 looks at Mage and smiles.)
Grado Cavalier #3: …You let me spend some time with your friend…
Myrmidon: Okay, sure, whatever.
Mage: But- But Myrmidon!
Myrmidon: Have fun, you two.
(Grado Cavalier #3 takes Mage by the hand, and goes into one of the tents.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh believe me, we will.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 and Mage are sitting in the tent.)
(Mage is starting to sweat in nervousness.)
Mage: What-What are you going to do?
Grado Cavalier #3: What do you think I’m going to do?
Mage: Oh God…not that…
Grado Cavalier #3: What, do you think I was going to have my way with you?
Mage: Well, um…yes…
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, heavens no! I’m not like the other Grado Cavaliers.
(Grado Cavalier #3 pulls out a slip of paper from his pocket.)
Grado Cavalier #3: I just wanted to see what you thought about my poetry.
Mage: Yeah, okay, sure.
(Grado Cavalier #3 clears his throat.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Myrmidon and Priest are sitting around the campfire.)
Priest: How do you think Mage is doing in there?
(Mage screams from the tent in pure terror.)
Mage: Rape! Rape! Rape! Help! Myrmidon! Priest! Somebody! Rape!
Priest: Shouldn’t we go and help her?!
Mage: Help! Rape!
Myrmidon: …Nah, she’s fine.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #3.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 is still sitting in the tent, with the paper still in hand, and Mage is sitting in the corner of the tent, mentally scarred, and in the fetal position.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Oh, come on Mage, my poetry wasn’t bad enough for you to yell “Rape”.
Mage: …Just…please…stop…
Grado Cavalier #3: Alright, alright, I will.
(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 walks out of the tent, puts the slip of paper in his pocket, and sits at the campfire, next to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Hey…where’s Mage?
(Mage slowly leaves the tent with a disturbed look on her face, looking at the ground; she walks back to the campfire, and sits next to Myrmidon.)
Myrmidon: So, how was it Mage?
(Mage is sitting in the fetal position, and staring at the campfire, not responding to Myrmidon at all, whatsoever.)
Myrmidon: That good, huh?
(Myrmidon turns to Grado Cavalier #3.)
Myrmidon: So, when are you taking us back to where you found us?
Grado Cavalier #3: Um…tomorrow…morning…why? I mean, it’s not like I’m going to trick you, and bring you three to Grado out my sudden recollection of the probability of being killed if I don’t follow Emperor Vigarde’s orders or anything.
(Myrmidon raises his eyebrow in suspicion.)
Myrmidon: …I see…
(Myrmidon points to Grado Cavalier #3’s left.)
Myrmidon: Hey, look, it’s um…a…pegasus knight blowing you a kiss.
(Grado Cavalier #3 quickly turns to his left.)
Grado Cavalier #3: Where? I don’t see her…Is she cute, like all the other pegasus knights?
(Myrmidon goes over to Grado Cavalier #2’s rotting corpse, and pulls the sword out of it.)
Myrmidon: Uh, yeah, sure.
(Myrmidon sneaks up behind Grado Cavalier #3 with the sword in hand.)
Myrmidon: See her yet?
Grado Cavalier #3: Um, no…I don’t.
Myrmidon: Really? How could you miss a cute face like that?
(Myrmidon stabs Grado Cavalier #3 in the back of the head with the sword, and kills him.)
(Grado Cavalier #3 falls on to the ground, dead.)
(Myrmidon goes to one of the tents, and turns to Mage and Priest.)
Myrmidon: Well, sorry to leave you two, but I must bid thee good night.
Priest: ‘Night.
Mage: I’ll be in soon, okay?
(Myrmidon starts to shiver and his eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: Um…that’s okay, I’ll be fine.
Mage: But…
Myrmidon: Good night.
(Myrmidon goes in the tent.)
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Myrmidon wakes up the next morning, sit up, yawns, stretches his arms, and looks around the tent to see that Mage is no where to be found.)
Myrmidon: That’s odd…I don’t see Mage anywhere in the tent…
(Myrmidon smiles with sudden hope.)
Myrmidon: Maybe she finally got the hint.
(Myrmidon steps out of his tent.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are on their horses, right outside of Myrmidon’s tent, with Priest tied on to Grado Cavalier #5’s horse, and Mage tied on to Grado Cavalier #6’s horse.)
(Myrmidon glances at Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6.)
Myrmidon Where do you guys keep coming from?!
(Myrmidon is tied to Cavalier #4’s horse, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are riding their horses through Renais.)
Myrmidon: Hey, Guys, remember the first time this happened?
Mage: Don’t remind me…
Narrator: And so, our heroes have been captured yet again, and are being taken back to Grado, where they’ll probably be killed.
(Exit Myrmidon.)
(Exit Priest.)
(Exit Mage.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #6.)
(End Scene.)

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