Tuesday, August 14, 2007

   here's the final scene in act 1!
yes, this is me (dispite the fact that i have no comments on scene 5 for SOME ODD REASON, i decided to post scene 6 anyway)

Scene 6

(Enter Myrmidon.)
(Enter Mage.)
(Enter Priest.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 are arriving in the Grado Keep.)
(The horses stop at the entrance of the palace, and Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 get off their horses.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 enter the Grado Keep.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Exit Grado Cavalier #6.)
Myrmidon: Are you bozos just going to leave us here?! Hey!
Priest: You don’t need to get so upset. They’ll get us down at some pint.
Myrmidon: Yes, Bright Boy, I realize that, but we have a bigger problem. We’re probably going to be executed, if not sentenced to some other horrible punishment just for being Renais Citizens.
Priest: I don’t think we’d be executed for just existing.
Mage: Yeah, I think being responsible for murdering five of their soldiers might add up to that.
Priest: We’re going to die, aren’t we?
Myrmidon: …Priest, killing you will be my first priority after getting untied from this horse.
(Enter Grado Cavalier #4.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #5.)
(Enter Grado Cavalier #6.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 go to Myrmidon, and start to untie him from the horse.)
Myrmidon: Finally…Well, if you don’t mind, I’ll be mutilating the priest on the other horse as soon as you finish untying me.
Grado Cavalier #4: As much as we’d love to let you, we can’t.
Myrmidon: Why not?
Grado Cavalier #5: Our emperor wants us to keep you three alive, so we can’t let you slaughter your friends, as fun as it may be to watch.
Grado Cavalier #6: Yeah, and if we disobey Emperor Vigarde, we’ll probably be killed along with you three.
Priest: …Wait…we’re going to be killed?!
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 finish untying Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon hops off the horse, and starts to head for Priest.)
(Grado Cavaliers #4, #5 and #6 hold Myrmidon back away from Priest as he struggles to get to Priest.)
Myrmidon: Let me go! I should at least be allowed to kill the priest! Do you three have any idea how stupid he is?! Besides, he’s a priest, someone who teaches people to have useless morals! That’s plenty of reason to kill him!
(Enter Grado Emperor Vigarde.)
(Grado Emperor Vigarde is sitting on his throne.)
(Grado Cavalier #4 drags Myrmidon, who is tied up by his wrists and ankles, by the end of the rope, to Grado Emperor Vigarde, while Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 bring in Mage and Priest, who are merely tied by their wrists with rope.)
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Are these three the murderers?
Grado Cavalier #5: Yes, my emperor.
(Grado Emperor Vigarde looks at Myrmidon.)
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Why is this one tied by his wrists and ankles?
Grado Cavalier #4: He tried to murder one of his companions, the priest.
Grado Emperor Vigarde: As fun as it would be to watch, we can’t let him do that.
Myrmidon: Must you four be this cruel?
Grado Emperor Vigarde: Just take their weapons, and throw these three in the prison cell, along with Fighter and Monk.
Grado Cavalier #6: Yes, my emperor.
(Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 take Mage and Priest, and Grado Cavalier #4 drags Myrmidon to the cell downstairs.)
(They arrive at the prison cell that holds Fighter and Monk.)
(Fighter and Monk look at Myrmidon, Mage and Priest.)
Monk: Oh, Fighter, look, we have new cellmates! Too bad this dust and dirt got all over my robes…and my hair has to be greasy!
Myrmidon: Wonderful, more idiots to murder!
(Grado Cavalier #4 pulls a key from his pocket, unlocks the cell door, and throws Myrmidon in the prison cell.)
(Grado Cavaliers #5 and #6 push Mage and Priest into the prison cell.)
(Grado Cavalier #4 locks the prison cell door.)
(Myrmidon looks at Fighter.)
Myrmidon: Hey, You…Big Guy.
Fighter: Me?
Myrmidon: Yeah, if you untie me, I promise I won’t hurt you.
(Myrmidon has his fingers crossed.)
Fighter: Um…okay…
(Fighter unties Myrmidon, and Myrmidon stands back up.)
Fighter: Oh, by the way, my name’s Fighter, and my friend here is Monk.
Myrmidon: Yeah, I’m Myrmidon, and my stupid and creepy friend is Mage, and my even more stupid friend is Priest.
Fighter: Nice to meet you both.
Monk: Ditto.
Priest: You too.
Mage: So, how did you two get in here?
Monk: Well, I refused to pay two hundred gold pieces for this really cute robe I had my eye on, so I tried to steal it, and it obviously didn’t work. Fighter, however, was a deserter who was too scared to go into the Renais invasion.
(Myrmidon turns to Monk.)
Myrmidon: So, basically what you’re saying is that you’re a flaming queen…
(Myrmidon turns to Fighter.)
Myrmidon: And you’re just a flat out puss.
(Fighter looks at the ground in shame.)
(Myrmidon sees the axe in Fighter’s hand.)
Myrmidon: Is that why the Grado guys took our weapons, but let you have yours?
Fighter: …Yes…
Monk: Hey, if you saw the robe, and the cost of it, you would’ve done the same thing!
Fighter: But…what about your friends? …Shouldn’t we untie them?
Myrmidon: …Eh…I think they’re better off like that.
(Mage smiles at Myrmidon.)
Mage: Oh…I see where you’re going…
(Mage winks at Myrmidon.)
(Myrmidon shivers, and his eye twitches.)
Myrmidon: So…any ideas on how to get out of here before we’re executed?
Monk: Well…there’s a guard dog with the key around his neck that comes by when the guards are asleep, or just busy with something.
Myrmidon: I see…
Priest: Hey, remember when that old man told us about Grado’s soldiers trying to destroy the Sacred Stones?
Myrmidon: What about it?
Priest: Maybe someone here knows about them…
(Priest turns to Monk.)
Priest: Monk, do you know anything about the Sacred Stones?
Monk: A few things…why?
Priest: We heard this rumor that Grado’s soldiers were trying to steal, and destroy them!
Monk: Really? Well, this happened way back in the day. When countless monsters of the Demon King were all across the continent of Magvel, five heroes, each holding a Sacred Stone, defeated the Demon King, and he perished for good, along with all the monsters that did his bidding. Now, each country in Magvel possesses one of the Sacred Stones.
Myrmidon: And, uh…why should we care? Will these monsters destroy the world as we know it or something?
Priest: Pretty much, yeah! You mean you don’t care about the fate of humanity?
Myrmidon: Why would I? Humanity’s just a bunch of morons I’ll eventually kill anyway, so why save it?
Priest: Well, let’s see…you’d probably get a countless amount of gold from royalty.
Myrmidon: Well, I’m in!
Priest: And wherever you go, we shall follow, because we’re your loyal friends like that!
Myrmidon: …Until the long awaited day where I finally bury the both of you…
Priest: And even if you are the one to bury us after being killed by revenants, and gargoyles, we’ll still fight by your side!
(Myrmidon quickly takes Fighter’s axe.)
Myrmidon: Give me that!
(Myrmidon goes over to Priest, and smacks Priest in the skull with the axe, driving it deep in his skull.)
(Priest falls over with the axe in his skull.)
(Monk, Mage and Fighter stare at Priest’s body, then at Myrmidon.)
Myrmidon: What?
Fighter: Why did you kill your friend?!
Myrmidon: Oh, believe me, if you knew him as long as I have, then that wouldn’t be a question.
(Priest sits back up.)
Priest: Hey, who threw that paper ball at my skull?
(Myrmidon stares at Priest in utter shock.)
Myrmidon: What the—How are you still alive?!
Priest: Oh, come on. I’m not going to die from a piece of paper. But for some reason, it feels like it went into my skull…
(Myrmidon gets into the fetal position, and cries to himself.)
Myrmidon: There is no God, is there?
Priest: …I…don’t understand…
Fighter: Myrmidon just lodged my axe deep inside of your skull!
Priest: What? …Really? It didn’t feel like anything sharp…
(Myrmidon sniffles.)
Myrmidon: You’re just that empty-headed.
Priest: An axe? I doubt it. If there were an axe stuck in my skull, I would’ve felt pain.
Myrmidon: …Just please…stop talking…just knowing you’re alive is destroying my hope everything I’ve ever dreamed of…
Fighter: Myrmidon, regardless of how annoying and incredibly stupid Priest is, there are better ways of coping with that!
Mage: Can we just think of a way to get out of here?! Myrmidon isn’t doing anything to help, so can we please just leave?
(Myrmidon stands up.)
Myrmidon: Well…I guess she’s right…
(Myrmidon looks out of the bars of the cell, and sees a dog with a key around his neck at one end of the room.)
Myrmidon: Okay…I have an idea…
(Myrmidon leaves the bars of the cell.)
(The dog starts to slowly walk toward Monk and Fighter’s cell.)
(Myrmidon comes back to the bars of the cell with a bleeding, severed leg, holds it out of the cell by the knee cap, and whistles to the dog.)
Myrmidon: Come here, Doggie! I have a nice, juicy leg for you!
(Myrmidon whistles to the dog.)
Myrmidon: Come get it while it’s still bleeding!
(The dog runs over to the severed leg, and stops.)
(Myrmidon reaches to the dog’s neck, takes the key, drops the bleeding, severed leg in front of the dog, and scratches the dog’s head as the dog chews on the leg.)
Myrmidon: You’re such a good doggie. Yes you are.
(Priest is lying on his side with the axe still in his head, and with his left leg missing, and he’s bleeding all over the floor.)
(Fighter and Monk are panicking over Priest’s bleeding, and missing leg.)
Mage: OKAY, WE HAVE THE KEY, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO RIP PRIEST’S LEG OFF?! THERE WAS A BONE IN THE CORNER OF THE CELL YOU COULD’VE USED!
Myrmidon: …Eh…I think my way would’ve worked better anyway.
(Myrmidon unlocks the cell door, and opens it.)
(Myrmidon quietly walks out of the cell, and Mage, Monk and Fighter carry Priest out.)
(Enter Grado Keep Guard #1.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 comes downstairs, and sees them escaping the prison cell, and runs toward them.)
Grado Keep Guard #1: Hey you five, stop right there!
(Myrmidon grabs Priest’s severed leg by the ankle, and beats Grado Keep Guard #1 with it.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 screams as Myrmidon beats him to death with Priest’s leg.)
(Grado Keep Guard #1 dies.)
(Enter Grado Keep Guard #2.)
(Grado Keep Guard #2 is yelling from upstairs.)
Grado Keep Guard #2: Hey, what’s going on down there?!
(Grado Keep Guard #2 goes downstairs, and sees everyone.)
Guard Keep Guard #2: Hey, stop right there!
(Grado Keep Guard #2 runs toward Myrmidon, and Myrmidon runs toward Grado Keep Guard #2 with the leg, and beats him to death with it.)
(Grado Keep Guard #2 screams as he’s being beaten to death.)
Priest: I’m dying…
(Grado Keep Guard #2 dies.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Fighter and Monk go upstairs, and Myrmidon is still carrying Priest’s leg.)
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Monk and Fighter are walking out the front door of the Grado Keep covered in blood, and Priest’s leg is reattached as if Myrmidon never tore it off.)
(Myrmidon is glaring at Mage.)
Myrmidon: You just had to force one of the clerics inside to reattach Priest’s leg right before he bled to death, didn’t you, Mage? I mean, we could have slaughtered everyone inside, and let Priest die but no. You had to be a jerk, and have his leg reattached!
Priest: Aw, I’m sorry, Buddy…Hey, the next time you rip one of my limbs off, I promise I won’t get it reattached. Could you forgive me?
Myrmidon: Well…okay, but next time, don’t get it reattached, okay?
Priest: Okay.
Monk: Oh come on, Myrmidon. Don’t be such a crybaby. I have it a lot worse than you!
Myrmidon: Really? How is that?
Monk: Just look at these blood stains! They’ll never come out of my robes!
Myrmidon: …Killing all four of you will be the only moment of my life where I’ve experienced pure bliss…
Fighter: What was that?
Myrmidon: Oh, um…nothing. I didn’t say anything.
Fighter: Oh, okay.
Monk: You know, Myrmidon, I thought you said something too.
(Myrmidon, Mage, Priest, Fighter and Monk walk away from the Grado Keep.)
Narrator: Now the heroes barely got out of the Grado Keep alive, and they’ve befriended Monk and Fighter! Now that they quest to save the Sacred Stones, what will become of them?!
(End Scene.)

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