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Monday, January 26, 2009


   The Most Dangerous Toy
yes, this is me after a bit of photoshopping... One of our newer songs that was influenced by Don Hertzfeldt's animated short, "Billy's Balloon." Tell me what you guys think.

“The Most Dangerous Toy”

The most dangerous toy
On all of planet Earth
Is the helium balloon

When you parents are talking to your friends
The string on the balloon is choking your kid
And while you’re talking, your kid’s air supply ends

A lot of times, balloons try to suffocate you
When they propel their latex into your throat
Other times, they’ll lift you up in the air
But then drop you from hundreds of feet
And they’ll keep doing it
Until you get a concussion

(Bridge):
Why would any child want that?
Balloons have minds of their own

A floating balloon is evil
And its looks are deceitful

It’ll float in your bedroom at night
It’ll climb on your face when you’re sleeping
And then it’ll eat your face off

And whenever they’re in clusters
Of maybe ten or so
They’ll brutally attack a toddler
And wail on him with their latex bodies

(Bridge)

Or sometimes a balloon will lift a kid
Just high enough to get hit by a plane
While they’re waving to their friend
Who’s also being carried by a balloon

So please teach your child about balloon safety
Or they’ll get hit by a plane MYOTAKU LAYOUTS FOR U! PLEASE CLICK!

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