Thursday, January 20, 2005

Oh man, my wit was certainly put to the challenge last night. A pun game between the ever-witty Charles can intimidate some...but I was bold enough to try *victory fist* I tell you, it was a challenge for me. I have wit, but it comes out every once in a while, and under weird circumstances..I guess you could say this game of puns was a weird..but alluring..circumstance:

-GoddessUnluck: Perhaps it wouldn't be a good idea to see you in that suit....you'd probably attack me XD
-CharlesAIMHandle: I've been equiped with ballistics.
-GoddessUnluck: Oh, that sounds inticing...I might just have to by a breastplate.
-CharlesAIMHandle: lol, see! You can pun!
-GoddessUnluck: I tend to bust one out every once in a while.
-CharlesAIMHandle: *drum and snare* You're just straddling the line of hilarity.
-GoddessUnluck: Oh my..I would love to ride the waves of humor.
-CharlesAIMHandle: You just keep on thrusting these one-liners into our converstation!
-GoddessUnluck: I can't help it! The ecstacy intrigues me to lust for more words!
-CharlesAIMHandle: I understand. I definitely think you're at the climax of your wit.
-GoddessUnluck: Is that so? I'm begining to feel the sensations of my pleasure arousing more wit from within. But I must admit, it is rather...hard.
-CharlesAIMHandle: That it is. I'll bet that as my fingers move quickly with precision--typing, you're becoming wet--with perspiration.
-GoddessUnluck: Ouch baby..You're swift intellect is sucking at my fruitful mind.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yes, I'd say I'm massaging the titular boundaries of our punny conversation.
-CharlesAIMHandle: I mean, your oral pleasure is just making me moan with delight.
-GoddessUnluck: Oh, that's wonderful to hear. I've been told I'm pretty good at blowing out something marvelous with my mouth.
-CharlesAIMHandle: I agree. Although sometimes you can become quite anal.
-GoddessUnluck: That's rare though. I usually have to be pobed to cause such harassing behavior.
-CharlesAIMHandle: So, in plain words, it's hard to penetrate your collected nature?
-GoddessUnluck: Well, you have to have the right equipment. Sometimes I may have a stuck attitude...
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yes, someone should erect a monument; I'd say your attitude gives me the shaft more often than not
-GoddessUnluck: My, my, I wasn't aware of how my personality could sway you to such climactic degrees of intamicy.
-CharlesAIMHandle: I'll say. It's obvious that you're head over heels over my cunning. In fact, your legs are straight up in the air. You know that it doesn't cum much better than this.
-GoddessUnluck: Oh my, I believe my wit is at its peak. I don't know if I can slide out any more. I am trying to push deeper..
-CharlesAIMHandle: Are you saying that you may not be able to cuntinue?(that was done purposely)
-GoddessUnluck: I don't know..my mind is cocked and is spilling..I can't cling to your orgasmic puns much longer. I'm afraid I'm soon to burst..
-CharlesAIMHandle: So, my wit and candor has essentially fucked your brains out?
-GoddessUnluck: Yes, it has..I'm my wits end..for now. Just give me a few minutes to gain my composure.
-CharlesAIMHandle: phew
-GoddessUnluck: Wow..I'm surpised I lasted that long against you XD
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yeah, it was a real mouthful. haha!
-GoddessUnluck: I could barely contain myself ^_%


But just when he thought I was finished....

-GoddessUnluck: It's nice to have someone to randomly pop out questions.
-CharlesAIMHandle: lol, And the way you slowly eased the answer in had me rapidly bouncing up and down in excitement
-GoddessUnluck: ;-) I like to sneak one in..keeps me grinding..
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yeah, you're a member who's quick to violate the flow of things
-GoddessUnluck: Just trying to impress my seniority with my sense of dedickation to the OtakuBoards..(purposely misspelled)
-CharlesAIMHandle: I'll say that with that one, you've brought me to my knees. If you insert another, I'll be flat on my back.
-GoddessUnluck: Oooh, how pleasing. You've aroused my cheeks to flush pink with embarrassment.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Impressive. Your endurance in this game is arousing my interest more and more.
-CharlesAIMHandle: I obviously have you choking
-GoddessUnluck: Is that so? What perks your interest so? Is it my positions of literacy?
-CharlesAIMHandle: Well, I'll admit, you're very flexible. You're bending over backwards to please me.
-GoddessUnluck: You find my mouth is full of surprises...when properly teased.
-CharlesAIMHandle: That's because I'm able to spread you wide open and lick you one-on-one.
-GoddessUnluck: Oh my, now you've rocked me to my knees. I'm afraid I'll have to succumb to your every desire.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Well, that's a lot of desires. I can actually think of sixty-nine, to be exact.
-GoddessUnluck: Amazing. I know I can endure the weightload.
-CharlesAIMHandle: You're truly a selfless, giving person while at the same time quite willing to recieve. Obviously fit for a missionary position.
-GoddessUnluck: However, I'd like to get some errotic experiences..
-CharlesAIMHandle: I've got you on the ropes.
-CharlesAIMHandle: damn it. lol
-GoddessUnluck: XD You're wit is dragging, you might want to hold onto it..
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yes, I'm definitely fondling defeat here. In fact, I'm clinging to survival. But, at the same time, I'd say that my tool for success, will result in you screaming my name as the victor.
-GoddessUnluck: I will admit..I am willing to lay on the flat of my back and congratulate you with my..legs..wide open..^_%
-CharlesAIMHandle: Oh my god, that sentence, that smiley--arrr
-CharlesAIMHandle: You play dirty
-GoddessUnluck: Hmm..I like to play..
-CharlesAIMHandle: It wasn't even a pun but a flat out come-on. lol
-GoddessUnluck: Hehehe...Seduce you, perhaps?
-CharlesAIMHandle: Haha that'd be like Eve seducing the serpent. ;-)
-GoddessUnluck: Serpents are nice..very slick and smooth...
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yes, this particular serpent is the most famous of them all. Long enough to wrap around your leg and lead you into temptation.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Even to eat a certain forbidden fruit.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Watch out though. Its juice may be hard to swallow
-GoddessUnluck: I don't think it right for the apple to be considered the forbidden fruit..I think peaches would be more appropirate. Oh? It's okay, there's a technique to engesting the juice..you got to swallow quickly ;-)
-CharlesAIMHandle: Its flesh may be too succulent for your tastes though. You may not be able to get your lips around it.
-GoddessUnluck: Hm..that is usually the problem for innocent girls. But I've had some experience..
-CharlesAIMHandle: Some experience is no pre-requisite for the experience.
-GoddessUnluck: Perhaps...perhaps I should ask for a tutor..?
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yes and extra-cariculor activities may also improve your diction.
-CharlesAIMHandle: Man, you've turned this on and now it's hard to stop. Gah.
-GoddessUnluck: Sorry, I'm just so worked up now over such grand proportions...
-CharlesAIMHandle: Yeah, if this were sports, we'd be a team. I'd be the tight end and you'd be the wide receiver.
-GoddessUnluck: Fantabulous. Receiving wide things is what gives me the thrill of the intercourse.


Well after that, he told me to look at his Skateboarding Poem. So I did, but he sent me the link. So I told him I was already there:

-CharlesAIMHandle: whoa
-CharlesAIMHandle: you're fast
-GoddessUnluck: Hehe..practice makes perfect..Although, I am a little tamer on some things..
-CharlesAIMHandle: You? Tame? lol
-GoddessUnluck: Ah hah..
-GoddessUnluck: Well, there are just moments you don't want to rush..
-CharlesAIMHandle: Slow and steady wins the race.
-CharlesAIMHandle: The best lessons are learned in kindergarten
-GoddessUnluck: XD


Silly Charles. I'm very surprised I lasted that long against him.

EDITness- Even though he's occupied with his fantabulous article..I POSTED BEFORE SHIN!
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