Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Wow, so I'm feeling really special right about now. Jordan and Alex just tag teamed me, making me those hot images (you can see them on the OB. Alex is my Master of the Darkside, and Jordan is a fellow apprentice. Long story, but yeah. I'm so happy ^_^

Oh, as for the "sex" in the last update...You wish you could have it. Kidding, kidding.

It seems that some people don't appreciate my sexuality. It's sad for them, because it's not my entire being. I mainly support sexy things, and participate in sexiness, because it is just all fun and game. It's a release from what I have to put up in my off-net life. I am online, and on the OB, to relax and have fun. Let loose, and enjoy time with my friends. Not because I am addicted to being sexual or what-the fuck-ever. I enjoy being happy, is that so much to ask/understand?

So, anyway, moving on. Who's wondering what "The League of Extraordinary Male Strippers" is? What does it sound like to you? I think it's pretty obvious. Basically, I was talking with my dear twin brother, and he started in on being a stripper for James (don't ask, I don't know). And then I have James in a seperate IM box, showing me his ideas for Wonka, featuring Manson (which is a fucking hot idea, James is amazing). So, I'm all hyper and got to thinking about how I wanted strippers of my own. I decided to have a horde of male strippers.

Now, it's not an easy task to become a male stripper. The men have to undergo waxing, tanning, physical examination (performed by me), dancing lessons (if needed), plenty of exercise, a diet, and they had to answer a few questions. Here are some examples:
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Originally posted by Alex-
4.) What would you find yourself doing?

b.) Licking a random guy's/or girl's chest/genitalia/inner thigh.
c.) I just want to be nekked!

"I chose both, because, well, I love both, lol. I enjoy slinking my tongue around a girl's inner thighs, swirling up closer and closer, then sliding back down a bit, then kissing up the side of her thigh, over and over again. If the girl is up for it, I'll tongue right in. ~_^

And I just love being nekked."

Originally posted by Jordan-

2.) What is most pleasing?

"c.) A mini-skirt.
It's easier to have that hot voyer sex and remain fully clothed. You have to promise that you won't be wearing anything underneath the skirt ^_~"

Originally posted by Syk3-

5.) Annie's sitting all by herself looking sad, what would you do to her?

a.) I'd give her a lap dance in my school boy uniform, and spank her with my--ruler--for being a naughty professor.
b.) I'd give her an all-out, full body massage...with my nekked self.
c.) Put her on my--pole--and lick her all over.


"Obviously c. What do you think I am, gay? (this comment is not directed toward homosexuals in any derrogatory way whatsoever)"

Originally posted by Shinmaru-

1.) What would you prefer?

"b.) A pair of red vinyl, crotchless panties (I need all the room I can get.)"
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*fans herself* That's only some of what I asked for. There are a couple of people who haven't answered..and I accidentally deleted James' ^_^;;

So, Annie's been having a rather eventful past few days *cough*

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