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Friday, April 15, 2005

I've got a lovely pair of coconuts



Now that's a face for radio, and one that only a mother could love.

Turtle head on the left: "What happened? Aren't twins supposed to split up?"

Turtle head on the right: "This is true. However, there are cases where the eggs don't completely separate. Scientists and doctors have called this being 'Siamese Twins'."

Turtle head on the left: "Wait, you lost me. Didn't we hatch from eggs? Separate eggs?"

Turtle head on the right: "....Listen you, it's science. Don't argue with me, I'm smarter."

Turtle head on the left: "Okay, okay. So, in the case of Siamese Twins, does one twin get other characteristics than the other?"

Turtle head on the right: "Obviously."

Turtle head on the left: "Well, what do I have that you don't?"

Turtle head on the right: "You are stupid and good-looking."

Turtle head on the left: "Why, thank you. What do you have?"

Turtle head on the right: "I have the smarts, pimples, and I am anal retentive."

Turtle head on the left: "...do we share the same anus?"

Turtle head on the right: "I don't know. I never checked."

Turtle head on the left: "Well...I don't have to go to the bathroom."

Turtle head on the right: "I suppose we share one."

Turtle head on the left: "But, I want my own. I want to be anal retentive."

Turtle head on the right: "Being anal retentive isn't about owning your anus."

Turtle head on the left: "Of course it is."

Turtle head on the right: "No, it's not, Turtle head on the left. I've got the intelligence here, so shut the hell up. Quit trying to squeeze pea soup from that pea-sized brain of yours, and let me concentrate on being the brains. Because we both know that the anus is ours, but our brains aren't for both of us."

Turtle head on the left: "That didn't make any sense. But this does: you can't be anal retentive without an anus. That's all I'm saying."

Turtle head on the right: "Touché."

Turtle head on the left: "Bless you."
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