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Thursday, October 5, 2006


   Dum Dum Dum! A little story >.< Not my style actually T_T... Die you Low Lifes!!! Die!
So, I am trying to learn Jap and Spanish, but mostly Jap. I checked out The Everything Conversational Japanese Book yesterday, and a Manga how-to book, the basics in making manga I think. I finally got smart and took one of the many compostion books for my Jap. and Manga notes. >.< so weird. Okay, from wat I've seen on other ppl's site yesterday, it inspired me to make a lil' story...
The 1st enrty

Today we will talk about OPRAH. Not that I have anything against her, just because I did a skit involving her (me being Oprah of course ^-^ hehehehe)

Oprah: Today we have a women who has a very serious disease. Her name is Audrey. *everyone claps*
So Audrey, what is your problem Audrey?
Audrey: (quietly) I am shy and hardly talk to anyone.
Oprah: So, Audrey, your disease is a low self-esteem! I would hate to be you! But since I'm not, and I'm again glad I'm not, have something that can help you! Here you go!
*gives Audrey a mask*
Oprah: This is a very special mask that will help you and anyone with a low self esteem become more outgoing!
Audrey: I don't think this will help me.
Oprah: Believe me, It will, because Oprah knows best.
*Audrey puts on stupid looking mask*
Audrey: OMG! I feel more confident!
Oprah: Now, here is something that may be good for me, but bad for you! Since your wearing that ugly, stupid, nasty- I mean beautiful, smart, glorious mask, you need to pay $50.99 plus a tax of 20 bucks.
Audrey: Huh? Wh-what did u say? $70.99 for this peice of--
(This show has been censored for ur protection. We will return in about 10 days 5 hours and 45 minutes. This is a prediction from our psychics who think Audrey will try and sue Miss Oprah. Do not notify anyone, or you will be hunted down like the dogs you are! Ahem... That is all.)


OK. That was sorta stupid, I know, but i was bored! Most of the stuff in that were things I added, and didn't really perform.
So... tomorrow I have to go to the eye doctor because I lost my glasses 2 weeks ago. I don't know how but I did! Mmmm.... I just had a CRUNCH ice cream bar. It waz good. anyways, I ain't got anything else to type up, so PLA!


Killin' 'em softly...

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