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Vitals

Birthday
• 1992-01-12
Gender
• Female
Location
• Phoenix.
Member Since
• 2005-10-13
Occupation
• A sales representative at the U-HAUL international call center.
Real Name
• My real name is Sarah.

Personal

Achievements
• I'm not sure.
Anime Fan Since
• Since I was in 4th grade. Sailor Moon did it.
Favorite Anime
• Anything that has a good story line. Believe me, there's a lot of Anime's out there that are shit.
Goals
• Really, right now, I'm just waiting for him.
Hobbies
• I am a Junior at Metropolitan Arts Institute for Drawing, 2D3D, Photo, and Guitar. I used to play Eb Alto Saxophone, and Eb Baritone Saxophone.
Talents
• Acting, Drawing, Playing Guitar, Volleyball.

myOtaku.com: anime art fan

Saturday, July 8, 2006

female combacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
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