| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | No |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | No |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | No |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | 5 I guess |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | No |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | No |
| Do you steal?: | No |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | No |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | Yes |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | Yes |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | Yes |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | Yes |
| Do you read books often?: | Yes |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | No |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | No |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | No |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | No |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | Yes |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | No |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | No |
| Are you intelligent?: | Yes |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | Cool |
| Black eyeliner?: | Too hard to put on. |
| Black eyeshadow?: | Mom would kill me |
| Black trenchcoat?: | Cool |
| Black boots?: | Ok |
| Black fishnets?: | Too Skank |
| Black nail polish?: | Cool |
| Cigarettes?: | No |
| Heavy metal music?: | not really |
| Marilyn Manson?: | um ok |
| Kittie?: | Love Kitties |
| Cradle of Filth?: | huh? |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Ya |
| Do you like to be seen as: | Individual |
| Are you an intellectual?: | yes |
| An atheist?: | no |
| Horrible home life?: | not really |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | no |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | no |
| Self-mutilation?: | no |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | cool |
| Big black boots?: | ok |
| Mohawk?: | not for me but cool |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | so want |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | ya |
| Wild hair colors?: | mom would kill me |
| NOFX?: | huh? |
| Rancid?: | they're ok |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yes |
| A: | um ok |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | quite high |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | no |
| Play a lot of sports?: | no |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | no |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | don't think about sports |
| Are you arrogant?: | no |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | no |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | no |
| Boobs = yes?: | no |
| Parties = yes?: | no |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | not really |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | yes |
| How much did you lose?: | I dunno |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | no |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | sometimes |
| Low-cut tops?: | no |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | why would I tell you. |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | no |
| Giggle a lot?: | sometimes |
| What's the deal with boys?: | think about all the time. they are my friends. |
| Thongs?: | ? |
| Pretty bras?: | what's the sense of it? |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Ym Cosmo girl and some thers |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | males |
| Are you a feminist?: | i dunno |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | 1 a week ia all my mom will allow |
| How about your armpits?: | every day |
| Are you emotional?: | not really |
| Especially when on your period?: | more so |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | Companionship |
| Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | ??? |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | ??? |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | Loved |
| Understood or Individual?: | Individual |
| You or Them?: | You |
